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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale 0.79 12/22/2013 20:48:28
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Uncle T-Bag Uncle T-Bag 1.21 12/22/2013 20:35:21
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro! 1.19 12/22/2013 20:21:12
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog 0.61 12/22/2013 20:14:55
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Thanks for the money! Thanks for the money! 1.02 12/22/2013 20:09:46
Finished all seven days.
I swear, I thought it was a home fill I swear, I thought it was a home fill 0.99 12/22/2013 20:08:30
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Pussy on a Pedestal Pussy on a Pedestal 1.19 12/22/2013 19:36:20
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Can't Touch This Can't Touch This 0.86 12/22/2013 19:27:11
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Anger Management With Roger Clemens Anger Management With Roger Clemens 1.04 12/22/2013 19:24:02
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! 0.85 12/22/2013 18:58:06
Killed over 1,000 people.
Rebecca Black's Nightmare Rebecca Black's Nightmare 1.02 12/22/2013 18:18:04
Totaled 30 cars.
Rick Grimes 4 Life Rick Grimes 4 Life 1.04 12/22/2013 17:48:52
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Screw Bill Lumbergh! Screw Bill Lumbergh! 0.90 12/22/2013 17:42:38
Survived Saturday.
Shiva Blast Shiva Blast 1.03 12/22/2013 04:55:24
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Michonne ain't got nothin' on me 1.29 12/22/2013 04:47:31
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Workin' for the Weekend Workin' for the Weekend 0.83 12/22/2013 04:15:35
Survived Friday.
Gary vs. The K. Man Gary vs. The K. Man 1.33 12/22/2013 04:08:53
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. 0.73 12/22/2013 04:01:26
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
SCREW that game! SCREW that game! 1.28 12/22/2013 03:40:27
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Hello, Newman Hello, Newman 1.22 12/22/2013 03:32:50
Kicked 30 dogs.
I should buy a boat I should buy a boat 1.07 12/22/2013 03:05:44
Read the newspaper every day.
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays 0.78 12/22/2013 03:04:35
Survived Thursday.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! 0.81 12/22/2013 02:40:44
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Darth Maul'd! Darth Maul'd! 0.92 12/22/2013 02:40:31
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Paid the Piper Paid the Piper 0.93 12/22/2013 02:35:08
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Running With Scissors Running With Scissors 1.03 12/22/2013 02:32:49
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Where's Mr. McGibblets? Where's Mr. McGibblets? 0.82 12/22/2013 02:18:56
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
I don't need virgins for this I don't need virgins for this 1.12 12/22/2013 01:58:46
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
I Am Legend I Am Legend 1.02 12/22/2013 01:58:46
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
You are not alone You are not alone 0.97 12/22/2013 01:58:39
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! 0.69 12/22/2013 01:54:14
Survived Wednesday.
Señor Cornballer Señor Cornballer 1.07 12/22/2013 01:50:28
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Door Mat Door Mat 0.87 12/22/2013 01:28:02
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace 0.83 12/22/2013 01:25:10
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
FAB-U-LOUS! FAB-U-LOUS! 0.89 12/22/2013 01:14:05
Wore all three outfits.
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Taxidermy with Chuck Testa 0.46 12/22/2013 01:08:40
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Reddit would be proud. Reddit would be proud. 1.02 12/22/2013 01:06:26
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
C U Next Tuesday C U Next Tuesday 0.61 12/22/2013 00:56:32
Survived Tuesday.
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree 0.78 12/22/2013 00:23:03
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
There's always money in the banana stand There's always money in the banana stand 1.04 12/22/2013 00:13:25
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Chuck Norris'd! Chuck Norris'd! 0.91 12/21/2013 23:23:38
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Found 'em faster than GWB Found 'em faster than GWB 1.07 12/21/2013 23:18:17
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Gotta pay the Troll Toll Gotta pay the Troll Toll 0.83 12/21/2013 23:09:09
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
One time, at band camp... One time, at band camp... 1.13 12/14/2013 12:52:30
Saved the marching band from explody death.
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway 0.65 12/14/2013 12:47:31
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Officer McLovin' Officer McLovin' 0.49 12/14/2013 12:47:26
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Someone's got a case of the Mondays! 0.44 12/14/2013 12:45:32
Survived Monday.
Friend of Dorothy Friend of Dorothy 0.38 12/14/2013 12:44:58
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Chapelle's Show Chapelle's Show 1.00 12/14/2013 12:31:09
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Fur Sure! Fur Sure! 0.68 12/14/2013 12:26:18
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Lieberman is our Leader! Lieberman is our Leader! 0.64 12/14/2013 12:23:35
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Do you even Enzyte, bro? Do you even Enzyte, bro? 0.66 12/14/2013 12:19:49
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you 0.53 12/14/2013 12:16:19
Put out someone that's on fire.
It's sterile and I like the taste It's sterile and I like the taste 0.54 12/14/2013 12:11:21
Sucked down your own piss.
Here, Wilfred Here, Wilfred 0.47 12/14/2013 12:07:45
Gained your first dog helper.
Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty 0.42 12/14/2013 12:04:02
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
A-Rod Who? A-Rod Who? 1.06 12/14/2013 11:51:21
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Finkle IS Einhorn! Finkle IS Einhorn! 0.60 12/14/2013 11:49:06
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
R. Kelly's Protege R. Kelly's Protege 0.34 12/14/2013 11:48:08
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Well, aren't YOU a badass Well, aren't YOU a badass 0.40 12/14/2013 11:47:39
Kicked open a door.

Locked achievements

Game Achievement Points
Cesar Millan is Very Happy Cesar Millan is Very Happy 1.17
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Fear and Loathing Fear and Loathing 1.30
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Anustart! Anustart! 1.39
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
40 Year Old Virgin 40 Year Old Virgin 1.42
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAN YOU DIG IT?! 1.44
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Planet of the Apes: The Musical Planet of the Apes: The Musical 1.40
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Scientology Level: OT VIII Scientology Level: OT VIII 1.50
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
John Rambo'd! John Rambo'd! 1.17
Made a very long killing spree.
I'm not even supposed to be here today! I'm not even supposed to be here today! 1.06
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Achievement Stats 1.23-dev
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