| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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You bastards! |
0.95 | 07/05/2016 02:53:00 |
| You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. |
|
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Make it Rain! |
0.52 | 07/01/2016 02:41:00 |
| You've spent $500. |
|
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Junk Peddler |
0.39 | 06/29/2016 07:50:00 |
| You sold 300 junk items. |
|
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No Child Left Behind |
1.16 | 06/29/2016 07:37:00 |
| You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. |
|
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Truth to Power |
1.13 | 06/29/2016 05:59:00 |
| You farted on four major authority figures. |
|
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Ass of Fire |
0.89 | 06/29/2016 04:05:00 |
| You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. |
|
 |
Just Saying Hi |
0.79 | 06/28/2016 10:47:00 |
| You've farted on every buddy in the game. |
|
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Re-Buttal |
1.23 | 06/28/2016 09:21:00 |
| You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. |
|
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Gingivitis |
0.89 | 06/28/2016 07:56:00 |
| Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. |
|
 |
Irritable Bowels |
0.43 | 06/23/2016 17:39:24 |
| You shat your pants during a boss battle. |
|
 |
Dragon Wrath |
0.80 | 06/23/2016 17:37:28 |
| You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. |
|
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Day Walker |
0.81 | 06/22/2016 21:57:07 |
| You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. |
|
 |
Acceptance |
0.52 | 06/22/2016 21:48:29 |
| You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. |
|
 |
Heisenberg |
0.97 | 06/22/2016 13:53:13 |
| You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. |
|
 |
Are We Cool? |
0.72 | 06/22/2016 11:51:17 |
| You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. |
|
 |
Friends in Strange Places |
0.63 | 09/01/2014 23:16:03 |
| You befriended both crab people and gnomes. |
|
 |
Chinpokolypse |
1.01 | 09/01/2014 23:15:45 |
| You collected all of the Chinpokomon. |
|
 |
Daddy Issues |
0.42 | 08/06/2014 12:53:51 |
| You befriended your father. |
|
 |
Stick Savior |
0.38 | 07/26/2014 17:25:06 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. |
|
 |
For the Hoarder |
0.97 | 07/26/2014 17:25:05 |
| You completed the game without selling any items. |
|
 |
Made This for You |
0.36 | 07/26/2014 17:06:19 |
| You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. |
|
 |
Shopaholic |
0.48 | 07/26/2014 17:02:10 |
| You have collected half of the available costume sets. |
|
 |
More Popular Than Jesus |
0.38 | 07/24/2014 16:27:48 |
| You made friends with half of South Park. |
|
 |
Avenger |
0.39 | 07/24/2014 16:12:43 |
| You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. |
|
 |
Too Far |
0.79 | 07/24/2014 14:23:47 |
| You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. |
|
 |
Parkeologist |
0.53 | 07/24/2014 12:00:01 |
| You opened all of the garages in South Park. |
|
 |
Mastery |
0.28 | 07/23/2014 21:11:43 |
| You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. |
|
 |
KKK Hero |
0.55 | 07/23/2014 21:10:57 |
| You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. |
|
 |
Nonconformist |
0.32 | 07/22/2014 12:17:48 |
| You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. |
|
 |
Chinpoko loco |
0.38 | 07/21/2014 20:38:14 |
| You collected 15 Chinpokomon. |
|
 |
First Day in South Park |
0.27 | 07/20/2014 22:48:46 |
| You completed your first day in South Park. |
|
 |
New Kid On The Block |
0.25 | 07/20/2014 18:50:22 |
| You have joined the KKK. |
|
 |
Stay Down |
0.35 | 07/20/2014 18:37:22 |
| You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. |
|
 |
Weapon Proficiency |
0.27 | 07/20/2014 18:19:22 |
| Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. |
|
 |
Animal Cruelty |
0.80 | 07/20/2014 18:13:26 |
| You've farted on animals 25 times. |
|
 |
Skilled Defender |
0.24 | 07/19/2014 21:43:06 |
| Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. |
|
 |
Shutout |
0.23 | 07/19/2014 21:32:27 |
| You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. |
|
 |
Canadian Handshake |
0.57 | 07/19/2014 21:20:08 |
| You've farted on people 100 times. |
|
 |
Poco Chinpoko |
0.22 | 07/19/2014 17:12:18 |
| You collected 5 Chinpokomon. |
|
 |
Perverted |
0.94 | |
| You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. |
|
 |
Inside Joke |
0.94 | |
| While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. |
|
 |
Outpatient |
0.86 | |
| You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. |
|
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Elven Hero |
0.52 | |
| You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. |
