4.6 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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Ungodly | 1.45 | 03/09/2020 17:53:20 |
| Hit Cthulhu with a Physical attack | ||||
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H4x0r | 1.57 | 03/09/2020 03:13:43 |
| Use Hypergalactica while fighting Nate Schmold. | ||||
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Midlife Crisis | 1.73 | 03/09/2020 02:50:26 |
| Hit Balding Menace with a Physical attack. | ||||
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16Bit | 1.13 | 03/09/2020 02:31:45 |
| Deal 65536 total ball damage | ||||
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True Destiny | 0.93 | 03/09/2020 02:27:31 |
| Find your first romance. | ||||
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Weekend Warrior | 1.51 | 03/09/2020 02:24:56 |
| Put on Biking Spandex. | ||||
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That's a Paddlin' | 1.02 | 03/09/2020 00:04:33 |
| Hit the ball 1000 times overall. | ||||
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VSCO Girl | 1.57 | 03/08/2020 23:25:11 |
| Put on Tie-Dyed Hemp Headband. | ||||
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An Achievement | 1.05 | 03/08/2020 23:04:23 |
| Beat Kevin. | ||||
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Tri-Fires | 0.87 | 03/08/2020 22:35:37 |
| Hit a ball with fireballs 3 times in one rally. | ||||
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Hitmaker | 0.59 | 03/08/2020 19:31:57 |
| Smack 100 balls | ||||
| Game | Achievement | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Playing the Field | 1.61 |
| Romance 20 Paddles in one game. | |||
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Lil' Stinker | 1.57 |
| Put someone's underwear on your head. | |||
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Lukewarm | 1.24 |
| Hit Snow Monster with a fireball. | |||
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Bling Pong | 1.91 |
| Find 100 treasures. | |||
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Bitter and Alone | 1.84 |
| Perform a hypergalactic loop with 0 loved paddles. | |||
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Psyche | 1.73 |
| Read the mind of 200 different paddles. | |||
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The Truest Destiny | 1.91 |
| Romance Every Paddle in one game. | |||
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50 DKP MINUS | 1.84 |
| Lose 50 rallys in a row. | |||
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Freudian Nightmare | 1.57 |
| Romance Your Mother's Subconscious. | |||
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Savior of Shadow | 1.41 |
| Hit Kefka with a fireball. | |||
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Lilith Fair Attendee | 1.51 |
| Put on Tori Amos CD Cases boots. | |||
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Beat Aficionado | 0.98 |
| Beat Ghost Cartridge with the music on. | |||