| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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Bitter and Alone |
1.84 | 04/20/2021 16:36:44 |
| Perform a hypergalactic loop with 0 loved paddles. |
|
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50 DKP MINUS |
1.84 | 04/17/2021 01:32:39 |
| Lose 50 rallys in a row. |
|
 |
The Truest Destiny |
1.91 | 04/16/2021 20:27:44 |
| Romance Every Paddle in one game. |
|
 |
Bling Pong |
1.91 | 04/16/2021 19:49:21 |
| Find 100 treasures. |
|
 |
VSCO Girl |
1.57 | 04/16/2021 16:44:53 |
| Put on Tie-Dyed Hemp Headband. |
|
 |
Midlife Crisis |
1.73 | 04/15/2021 20:30:03 |
| Hit Balding Menace with a Physical attack. |
|
 |
Psyche |
1.73 | 04/15/2021 01:27:15 |
| Read the mind of 200 different paddles. |
|
 |
An Achievement |
1.05 | 04/14/2021 22:34:27 |
| Beat Kevin. |
|
 |
Weekend Warrior |
1.51 | 04/14/2021 22:23:53 |
| Put on Biking Spandex. |
|
 |
Lilith Fair Attendee |
1.51 | 04/14/2021 22:12:22 |
| Put on Tori Amos CD Cases boots. |
|
 |
Lil' Stinker |
1.57 | 04/14/2021 20:54:01 |
| Put someone's underwear on your head. |
|
 |
Playing the Field |
1.61 | 04/14/2021 20:52:29 |
| Romance 20 Paddles in one game. |
|
 |
H4x0r |
1.57 | 04/14/2021 20:17:56 |
| Use Hypergalactica while fighting Nate Schmold. |
|
 |
Lukewarm |
1.24 | 04/14/2021 20:08:59 |
| Hit Snow Monster with a fireball. |
|
 |
Savior of Shadow |
1.41 | 04/14/2021 19:18:40 |
| Hit Kefka with a fireball. |
|
 |
16Bit |
1.13 | 04/14/2021 18:01:24 |
| Deal 65536 total ball damage |
|
 |
That's a Paddlin' |
1.02 | 04/14/2021 17:21:19 |
| Hit the ball 1000 times overall. |
|
 |
Freudian Nightmare |
1.57 | 04/14/2021 16:35:46 |
| Romance Your Mother's Subconscious. |
|
 |
Beat Aficionado |
0.98 | 04/14/2021 14:57:47 |
| Beat Ghost Cartridge with the music on. |
|
 |
True Destiny |
0.93 | 04/14/2021 14:10:45 |
| Find your first romance. |
|
 |
Tri-Fires |
0.87 | 04/14/2021 14:09:51 |
| Hit a ball with fireballs 3 times in one rally. |
|
 |
Ungodly |
1.45 | 04/14/2021 02:51:04 |
| Hit Cthulhu with a Physical attack |
|
 |
Hitmaker |
0.59 | 04/14/2021 01:53:37 |
| Smack 100 balls |
