| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Retirement Ending |
0.48 |
| You successfully died of old age. |
|
 |
Picky Ending |
0.72 |
| You perished in pursuit of perfection. |
|
 |
Offspring Ending |
0.94 |
| You completed the circle of life. |
|
 |
Presidential Ending |
0.97 |
| You recognized your insignificance. |
|
 |
Lightning Ending |
0.94 |
| You were struck by lightning. |
|
 |
Paradox Ending |
0.97 |
| You chose not to make a choice. |
|
 |
Catastrophe Ending |
0.81 |
| You took a risk. |
|
 |
Simulation Ending |
0.97 |
| You questioned your reality. |
|
 |
Apocalypse Ending |
0.94 |
| You triggered the apocalypse. |
|
 |
Velocity Ending |
1.06 |
| You reached your terminal velocity. |
|
 |
Prevention Ending |
1.09 |
| You prevented this ending. |
|
 |
Clean Ending |
1.06 |
| You have earned yourself a clean slate. |
|
 |
Ultimate Ending |
1.13 |
| You unlocked the meaning of life. |
|
 |
True Ending |
1.18 |
| You embraced your reality. |
|
 |
The Secret Parable |
0.86 |
| You entered the door on your left. |
|
 |
Collective Purpose |
1.13 |
| You collected a lot of purpose. |
|
 |
Meaningless |
1.24 |
| You wallowed in nothingness. |
|
 |
Safety First |
1.13 |
| You pretended to be in control. |
|
 |
New Game |
0.86 |
| You deleted your marriage. |
|
 |
Survival Mode |
0.83 |
| You survived. |
|
 |
Breaking Bald |
0.91 |
| You retired from a life of crime. |
|
 |
MISSING |
1.01 |
| You went missing. |
|
 |
Gluttony |
1.13 |
| You consumed the world. |
|
 |
Wrath |
0.54 |
| You endured the tutorial. |
|
 |
Lust |
0.87 |
| You got away with it. |
|
 |
Sloth |
1.18 |
| You barely lifted a finger. |
|
 |
Greed |
0.94 |
| You pinched the pennies. |
|
 |
Envy |
0.60 |
| You changed every channel. |
