| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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It's A Video Game, Kill Something! |
1.03 | 04/29/2020 06:01:49 |
| Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary! |
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Don't Get Dooped |
1.17 | 02/22/2020 05:24:34 |
| Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you? |
|
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Let’s Sling These Babies! |
1.35 | 10/19/2019 10:20:50 |
| You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies! |
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Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer |
1.32 | 10/19/2019 09:55:59 |
| Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam. |
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Be Kind Rewind |
1.30 | 10/19/2019 09:41:55 |
| Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own! |
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You Almost Solved It! Keep Going! |
0.79 | 06/28/2019 06:47:03 |
| Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick. |
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Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This? |
1.26 | 06/28/2019 06:42:06 |
| Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door. |
|
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The Ultimate Happy Ending |
1.22 | 06/06/2019 17:17:29 |
| Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled! |
|
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Trover ****s the Universe |
0.89 | 06/06/2019 17:08:28 |
| You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick. |
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That went well... |
0.85 | 06/06/2019 16:04:34 |
| Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb. |
|
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Here's Donny! |
0.82 | 06/06/2019 15:18:01 |
| Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application. |
|
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Daddy Gotta Eat! |
1.29 | 06/06/2019 15:15:00 |
| Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes! |
|
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Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! |
0.95 | 06/06/2019 14:59:26 |
| Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy? |
|
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You Actually Did It?! |
1.31 | 06/06/2019 14:18:36 |
| What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?! |
|
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Bet You Can't Make 100 |
0.84 | 06/06/2019 13:50:16 |
| You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today? |
|
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BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE |
0.60 | 06/06/2019 13:46:09 |
| IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL! |
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WE <3 MURDER |
0.88 | 06/06/2019 13:43:52 |
| Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?! |
|
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Instant Clone Soup |
0.68 | 06/06/2019 13:18:38 |
| Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away. |
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Clone on Clone Crime |
0.87 | 06/06/2019 12:56:57 |
| Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches! |
|
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Pet Cemetery |
0.49 | 06/06/2019 11:50:29 |
| Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn. |
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You Didn't Have To Do That |
0.43 | 06/06/2019 11:34:38 |
| You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game! |
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BALL FUN TIME |
0.95 | 06/06/2019 11:30:16 |
| Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game. |
