| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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SUCKTASTIC! |
1.28 | 03/19/2013 16:13:08 |
| Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
|
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CAMELBACK |
1.43 | 03/19/2013 16:07:38 |
| Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
|
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO |
1.22 | 02/25/2012 09:18:49 |
| Taze 200 victims. |
|
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SPECIAL OLYMPIAN |
0.93 | 02/24/2012 19:01:42 |
| Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
|
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FAIL ZOMBIE |
1.37 | 02/24/2012 18:43:55 |
| Respawn 20 times. |
|
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AIN'T GOT COJONES! |
1.01 | 02/24/2012 18:19:41 |
| Finish your business with Krotchy. |
|
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SCOFIELD |
1.01 | 02/24/2012 18:13:50 |
| Escape from prison. |
|
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NEUROSURGEON |
1.02 | 02/24/2012 18:03:33 |
| 300 headshot/decap kills. |
|
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DANNY TREJO |
1.17 | 02/22/2012 21:31:52 |
| 100 kills using machete in melee. |
|
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PSYCHO DUNDEE |
1.32 | 02/22/2012 19:50:50 |
| 50 kills using boomerang machete. |
|
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SCHWARZENEGGER |
1.10 | 02/22/2012 16:09:49 |
| 200 kills using M-60. |
|
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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! |
0.61 | 02/20/2012 21:55:24 |
| Choose path for the first time. |
|
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! |
0.35 | 02/20/2012 20:50:36 |
| Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
|
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EMO |
0.41 | 02/20/2012 20:47:06 |
| Injure yourself. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
 |
T.J. HOOKER |
1.34 |
| Arrest 200 perps. |
|
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WOLVERINES R GHEY |
1.24 |
| 50 badgersaw kills. |
|
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PRODUCT RECALL |
1.37 |
| Destroy 50 cars. |
|
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PROPERTY DAMAGE |
1.40 |
| Smash 50 windows. |
|
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THERE IS NO SPOON |
1.53 |
| Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
|
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COMMIES GO HOME! |
1.18 |
| Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
|
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REPO MAN |
0.83 |
| Return Thegways to the owner |
|
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SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS |
1.14 |
| Arrest eco zealots leader. |
|
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ALL PERPS MUST DIE! |
1.16 |
| Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
|
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CAT WRANGLER |
1.46 |
| 50 kills using cat. |
|
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ENTOMOLOGIST |
1.51 |
| 50 kills using bees. |
|
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ARSONIST |
1.53 |
| 150 kills using fire. |
|
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REAL AMERICAN |
1.69 |
| Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. |
|
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PERSONAL JESUS |
1.63 |
| Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) |
|
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PETA CHAIRMAN |
1.59 |
| Kill no animals in one playthrough. |
|
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STALLONE |
1.65 |
| Complete game using only melee. |
|
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EASTWOOD |
1.65 |
| Complete game using only the pistol. |
|
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I AM THE LAW |
1.58 |
| Complete Good path without falling off. |
|
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KAVORKIAN |
1.61 |
| Euthanise 30 elderly folks. |
|
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT |
1.55 |
| Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
|
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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME |
1.61 |
| Complete game killing only males. |
