| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT |
1.54 | 01/30/2014 19:06:20 |
| Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
|
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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME |
1.60 | 01/30/2014 18:42:02 |
| Complete game killing only males. |
|
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PETA CHAIRMAN |
1.59 | 01/30/2014 18:42:02 |
| Kill no animals in one playthrough. |
|
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I AM THE LAW |
1.58 | 01/30/2014 18:42:02 |
| Complete Good path without falling off. |
|
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ARSONIST |
1.53 | 01/30/2014 18:16:47 |
| 150 kills using fire. |
|
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FAIL ZOMBIE |
1.37 | 01/30/2014 17:49:01 |
| Respawn 20 times. |
|
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T.J. HOOKER |
1.34 | 01/30/2014 17:43:23 |
| Arrest 200 perps. |
|
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ENTOMOLOGIST |
1.51 | 01/30/2014 03:05:15 |
| 50 kills using bees. |
|
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CAT WRANGLER |
1.46 | 01/30/2014 02:36:40 |
| 50 kills using cat. |
|
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CAMELBACK |
1.42 | 01/30/2014 02:13:11 |
| Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
|
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO |
1.21 | 01/30/2014 02:11:21 |
| Taze 200 victims. |
|
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AIN'T GOT COJONES! |
1.01 | 01/29/2014 23:10:08 |
| Finish your business with Krotchy. |
|
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SCOFIELD |
1.01 | 01/29/2014 23:03:29 |
| Escape from prison. |
|
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REPO MAN |
0.83 | 01/29/2014 01:10:53 |
| Return Thegways to the owner |
|
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DANNY TREJO |
1.17 | 01/29/2014 00:43:45 |
| 100 kills using machete in melee. |
|
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SUCKTASTIC! |
1.27 | 01/29/2014 00:41:04 |
| Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
|
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PSYCHO DUNDEE |
1.32 | 01/28/2014 23:56:31 |
| 50 kills using boomerang machete. |
|
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THERE IS NO SPOON |
1.53 | 01/28/2014 16:00:09 |
| Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
|
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PRODUCT RECALL |
1.37 | 01/13/2014 17:39:36 |
| Destroy 50 cars. |
|
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WOLVERINES R GHEY |
1.23 | 01/09/2014 13:41:05 |
| 50 badgersaw kills. |
|
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PROPERTY DAMAGE |
1.40 | 01/09/2014 13:27:30 |
| Smash 50 windows. |
|
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NEUROSURGEON |
1.02 | 01/09/2014 13:19:10 |
| 300 headshot/decap kills. |
|
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COMMIES GO HOME! |
1.18 | 01/09/2014 01:27:35 |
| Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
|
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SPECIAL OLYMPIAN |
0.92 | 01/09/2014 01:27:35 |
| Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
|
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ALL PERPS MUST DIE! |
1.16 | 01/09/2014 00:58:44 |
| Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
|
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SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS |
1.14 | 01/09/2014 00:16:30 |
| Arrest eco zealots leader. |
|
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SCHWARZENEGGER |
1.10 | 01/07/2014 11:39:39 |
| 200 kills using M-60. |
|
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EMO |
0.41 | 01/05/2014 23:23:03 |
| Injure yourself. |
|
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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! |
0.61 | 01/05/2014 23:02:24 |
| Choose path for the first time. |
|
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! |
0.35 | 01/05/2014 22:19:03 |
| Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
