| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT |
1.53 | 03/02/2017 21:24:15 |
| Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
|
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CAMELBACK |
1.42 | 02/27/2017 15:47:49 |
| Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
|
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CAT WRANGLER |
1.45 | 02/26/2017 13:40:06 |
| 50 kills using cat. |
|
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PERSONAL JESUS |
1.61 | 02/26/2017 09:20:37 |
| Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) |
|
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ARSONIST |
1.52 | 02/25/2017 10:17:18 |
| 150 kills using fire. |
|
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STALLONE |
1.64 | 02/24/2017 22:41:47 |
| Complete game using only melee. |
|
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EASTWOOD |
1.63 | 02/24/2017 22:41:47 |
| Complete game using only the pistol. |
|
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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME |
1.59 | 02/24/2017 22:41:47 |
| Complete game killing only males. |
|
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PETA CHAIRMAN |
1.57 | 02/24/2017 22:41:47 |
| Kill no animals in one playthrough. |
|
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I AM THE LAW |
1.57 | 02/24/2017 22:41:47 |
| Complete Good path without falling off. |
|
 |
COMMIES GO HOME! |
1.18 | 02/24/2017 16:26:37 |
| Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
|
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ALL PERPS MUST DIE! |
1.16 | 02/24/2017 15:26:16 |
| Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
|
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SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS |
1.14 | 02/24/2017 14:58:38 |
| Arrest eco zealots leader. |
|
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KAVORKIAN |
1.59 | 02/24/2017 14:26:33 |
| Euthanise 30 elderly folks. |
|
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THERE IS NO SPOON |
1.52 | 02/24/2017 13:13:39 |
| Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
|
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T.J. HOOKER |
1.34 | 02/24/2017 00:41:58 |
| Arrest 200 perps. |
|
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO |
1.21 | 02/23/2017 23:40:41 |
| Taze 200 victims. |
|
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FAIL ZOMBIE |
1.36 | 02/23/2017 20:50:13 |
| Respawn 20 times. |
|
 |
REAL AMERICAN |
1.67 | 02/23/2017 13:33:40 |
| Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. |
|
 |
PROPERTY DAMAGE |
1.39 | 02/22/2017 21:46:32 |
| Smash 50 windows. |
|
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SUCKTASTIC! |
1.27 | 02/21/2017 21:13:18 |
| Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
|
 |
DANNY TREJO |
1.17 | 02/21/2017 20:46:35 |
| 100 kills using machete in melee. |
|
 |
PRODUCT RECALL |
1.36 | 02/19/2017 21:22:00 |
| Destroy 50 cars. |
|
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PSYCHO DUNDEE |
1.32 | 02/19/2017 20:56:54 |
| 50 kills using boomerang machete. |
|
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ENTOMOLOGIST |
1.51 | 02/14/2017 21:04:43 |
| 50 kills using bees. |
|
 |
WOLVERINES R GHEY |
1.23 | 02/14/2017 20:45:03 |
| 50 badgersaw kills. |
|
 |
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN |
0.93 | 02/13/2017 21:14:09 |
| Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
|
 |
SCHWARZENEGGER |
1.10 | 02/13/2017 21:00:51 |
| 200 kills using M-60. |
|
 |
AIN'T GOT COJONES! |
1.01 | 02/13/2017 20:31:05 |
| Finish your business with Krotchy. |
|
 |
SCOFIELD |
1.01 | 02/12/2017 22:12:40 |
| Escape from prison. |
|
 |
NEUROSURGEON |
1.02 | 02/12/2017 20:44:18 |
| 300 headshot/decap kills. |
|
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REPO MAN |
0.84 | 02/12/2017 14:13:16 |
| Return Thegways to the owner |
|
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EMO |
0.41 | 02/12/2017 13:13:20 |
| Injure yourself. |
|
 |
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! |
0.62 | 02/12/2017 11:35:26 |
| Choose path for the first time. |
|
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! |
0.36 | 02/12/2017 00:05:12 |
| Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
