8.8 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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SUCKTASTIC! | 1.28 | 02/06/2012 17:52:51 |
| Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. | ||||
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PROPERTY DAMAGE | 1.40 | 02/06/2012 17:49:08 |
| Smash 50 windows. | ||||
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SCHWARZENEGGER | 1.10 | 02/06/2012 17:29:44 |
| 200 kills using M-60. | ||||
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NEUROSURGEON | 1.02 | 02/06/2012 16:31:13 |
| 300 headshot/decap kills. | ||||
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SPECIAL OLYMPIAN | 0.93 | 02/06/2012 16:17:49 |
| Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. | ||||
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AIN'T GOT COJONES! | 1.01 | 02/05/2012 15:17:05 |
| Finish your business with Krotchy. | ||||
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SCOFIELD | 1.01 | 02/05/2012 11:50:05 |
| Escape from prison. | ||||
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO | 1.22 | 02/02/2012 08:53:00 |
| Taze 200 victims. | ||||
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REPO MAN | 0.83 | 02/01/2012 18:16:58 |
| Return Thegways to the owner | ||||
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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! | 0.61 | 02/01/2012 16:30:03 |
| Choose path for the first time. | ||||
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! | 0.35 | 01/31/2012 20:31:04 |
| Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. | ||||
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EMO | 0.41 | 01/31/2012 20:24:49 |
| Injure yourself. | ||||
| Game | Achievement | Points | |
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DANNY TREJO | 1.17 |
| 100 kills using machete in melee. | |||
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PSYCHO DUNDEE | 1.32 |
| 50 kills using boomerang machete. | |||
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T.J. HOOKER | 1.34 |
| Arrest 200 perps. | |||
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WOLVERINES R GHEY | 1.24 |
| 50 badgersaw kills. | |||
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PRODUCT RECALL | 1.37 |
| Destroy 50 cars. | |||
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THERE IS NO SPOON | 1.53 |
| Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. | |||
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COMMIES GO HOME! | 1.18 |
| Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. | |||
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SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS | 1.14 |
| Arrest eco zealots leader. | |||
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ALL PERPS MUST DIE! | 1.16 |
| Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! | |||
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CAT WRANGLER | 1.46 |
| 50 kills using cat. | |||
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ENTOMOLOGIST | 1.51 |
| 50 kills using bees. | |||
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ARSONIST | 1.53 |
| 150 kills using fire. | |||
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REAL AMERICAN | 1.69 |
| Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. | |||
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CAMELBACK | 1.43 |
| Piss 100 gallons of urine. | |||
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PERSONAL JESUS | 1.63 |
| Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) | |||
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PETA CHAIRMAN | 1.59 |
| Kill no animals in one playthrough. | |||
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STALLONE | 1.65 |
| Complete game using only melee. | |||
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EASTWOOD | 1.65 |
| Complete game using only the pistol. | |||
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I AM THE LAW | 1.58 |
| Complete Good path without falling off. | |||
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KAVORKIAN | 1.61 |
| Euthanise 30 elderly folks. | |||
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT | 1.55 |
| Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. | |||
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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME | 1.61 |
| Complete game killing only males. | |||
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FAIL ZOMBIE | 1.37 |
| Respawn 20 times. | |||