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Beat the game without taking any damage! |
You're a God! |
2018-11-15 20:46:04 |
2.00 |
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Entered cheat code! |
You cheated! |
2018-11-15 20:46:04 |
1.82 |
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Didn't spend any money! |
What are you saving up for? |
2018-11-15 20:46:05 |
1.87 |
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You defeated the first boss! |
Hardly an achievement, but you get one anyway! |
2018-11-15 20:46:05 |
1.10 |
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You defeated the second boss! |
Well done! |
2018-11-15 20:46:05 |
1.37 |
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You defeated the third boss! |
Now we both know you didn't do this on your first go! |
2018-11-15 20:46:06 |
1.48 |
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You beat the game! |
Perseverance, I like it! |
2018-11-15 20:46:06 |
1.53 |
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You defeated the last boss! |
You did it, you actually did it! Good job! |
2018-11-15 20:46:06 |
1.53 |
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You never messed up a combo! |
You're a true warrior! |
2018-11-15 20:46:07 |
1.97 |
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You lost every mini game! |
Don't play slots! |
2018-11-15 20:46:07 |
1.87 |
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