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Donald Duck |
Earned $1M to impress the endless generations of 5-year-olds. |
04/14/2018 07:46:04 |
0.43 |
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Louis XIV. |
Earned $10M to prevent the French Revolution of 1789 |
04/14/2018 07:46:05 |
0.43 |
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Full Buffet |
Earned $100M and to make their love for preferred stock officially a thing. |
04/14/2018 07:46:06 |
0.43 |
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A Slap to Marxists |
Proved that communism doesn't work by having $50M in equity. |
04/14/2018 07:46:07 |
0.43 |
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Long Live the Free Market |
Made Adam Smith proud of them by reaching $100M in equity. |
04/14/2018 07:46:08 |
0.43 |
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Liberté, fraternité and $250M of equity |
"You show me a capitalist, and I'll show you a bloodsucker" - Malcom X, American Spokesman for the Nation of Islam |
04/14/2018 07:46:08 |
0.43 |
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Debt Isn't That Bad After All |
Issued $50M face-value worth of fixed-income securities. |
04/14/2018 07:46:09 |
0.43 |
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You Can't Default If You Print Your Money, Can You? |
Issued $100M face-value worth of fixed income securities. |
04/14/2018 07:46:10 |
0.43 |
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I Sincerely Hope There Is a War Coming |
Issued $250M face-valueworth of fixed-income securities. |
04/14/2018 07:46:11 |
0.43 |
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Decisive Ordering |
Placed 100 market orders |
04/14/2018 07:46:11 |
0.43 |
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Even More Decisive Ordering |
Placed 500 market orders |
04/14/2018 07:46:12 |
0.43 |
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"Excuse me, garçon?" |
Placed 1000 market orders |
04/14/2018 07:46:13 |
0.43 |
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Diversified |
Held 50 different instruments at once, properly diversifying to minimize risks. |
04/14/2018 07:46:14 |
0.43 |
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The Charging Bull |
Traded 1M instruments |
04/14/2018 07:46:15 |
0.43 |
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Better Safe Than Sorry |
Bought 1M options |
04/14/2018 07:46:15 |
0.43 |
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"You Know That Dollar Might Fall" |
Traded 1M worth of foreign currencies. |
04/14/2018 07:46:16 |
0.43 |
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A Small Loan Of $1M |
Successfully multiplied the worth of their empire tenfolds. |
04/14/2018 07:46:17 |
0.43 |
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The Gambling Investor |
Earned 200% mean profit on expiring options. |
04/14/2018 07:46:18 |
1.93 |
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