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Your sword's bigger than mine! |
Beat the first boss! |
12/19/2017 11:35:25 |
1.29 |
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Are you really bigger than me? |
Beat the second boss! |
12/19/2017 11:35:26 |
1.32 |
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Personally, I prefer the soda |
Beat the third boss! |
12/19/2017 11:35:27 |
1.37 |
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You're the big dude now! |
Beat the last boss and become the CEO! |
12/19/2017 11:35:28 |
1.40 |
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You didn't quit during the credits |
Thanks for actually watching the credits that probably everyone would skip |
12/19/2017 11:35:28 |
1.41 |
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All in one quarter! |
Complete the game without dying! |
12/19/2017 11:35:30 |
1.64 |
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Are you a speedrunner? |
Beat the game under 10 minutes |
12/19/2017 11:35:30 |
1.74 |
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Shoutouts to Single Flipper |
It's a meme, you dip! Beat the game under 8 minutes |
12/19/2017 11:35:31 |
1.80 |
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You actually shine to reflect? |
What kind of dude would actually reflect 100 bullets in one playthrough? |
12/19/2017 11:35:32 |
1.46 |
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