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A long time ago |
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in a galaxy far, far away... |
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the evil empire of the asteroids |
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send out their best soldiers |
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to find one man. |
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That man is me. Captain Curtain... |
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and this is my story. |
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A story full of despair, love and empty space. |
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A story so full of story that even the most uninterested once |
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will have problems to not listen to it. |
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A story that will take your children and grandchildren |
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and will make them a warm and healthy breakfast |
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with eggs |
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and bacon |
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and god damn pancakes! I know they love pancakes! |
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A story that will steal your girlfriend and take her out for dinner. |
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That will make your grandma dance tango on the table. |
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And last but not least that will blow you... |
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...r mind like no one else ever did. |
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*making a disturbing sound of cleaning the throat |
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So one day I have been on the way to P32X4D |
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(that's the name of one of those designer planets |
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that they used to create near my galaxy... |
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basically like a normal planet but just a bit more colorful... |
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like when you pee in the snow and you realize that... |
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well I guess you got the point here.) |
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Where was I.... Oh yeah... P32X4D was one of those... |
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A nice place, with chicks everywhere and party all night long... |
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and damn, the nights there last for 3 and a half years... |
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so you have plenty of time to go crazy before... |
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you have to go back to work on freaking Monday. |
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Basically what I am saying is, it was the best |
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7 year long party weekend I ever had. |
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And everything started as I went to a proton bar... |
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just to get some positive vibes. |
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There was a dude. He looked me in the face and said: |
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Arrrrgsdh dsadawehasj sad sasdjsda sdsawd! |
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My implemented toogle-translator-micro-chip translated: |
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Yuu luuk like sumeone whu needs sum fun. |
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(The translator chip does actually simulate the accent as well.) |
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He continued to tell me about that party planet and told me |
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that I could go with him to that awesome place... |
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if I would just do him 1 little favor. Just 1 little favor. |
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I really wasn't the party guy and just came out of a very |
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unsatisfying relationship with Squirman. |
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(Half squirrel half human ) |
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Anyhow he kept talking and seemingly ignored whatever I said |
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In the end, I was willing to do him one little favor... |
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just to make him shut up. |
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The favor turned out to be not such a big deal. |
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All I had to do was to walk into an old house |
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take a flower that was placed conveniently |
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in the middle of the room |
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and deliver the flower to the guy. |
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Afterwards, we had the already mentioned party weekend. |
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After having a hangover on Monday night... |
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which of course also lasted for 3 and a half years |
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I decided... |
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to finally leave the party planned and become... |
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a respectable human being. |
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Probably I am the last human that lives in this galaxy. |
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Most of us got extinct because of the intergalactic flue |
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the last survivors escaped to other galaxies... |
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sadly the spaceship that they used to escape |
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was hit by an asteroid shower and got totally demolished. |
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Basically, everyone died. |
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I, on the other hand, was unable to find my underwear |
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which resulted in me being late, like always. |
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Therefore the spaceship left without me |
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Which now results in me being the only human being alive. |
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Anyhow, so I decided to leave the party planet... |
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on my way through the departure gate, a policeman stopped me. |
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You... Stop you... he said. |
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I stopped. |
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You... Come with me you... he said. |
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He was a huge firefly-like being. |
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Instead of wings, he seemed to have something like... |
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laser beams. |
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I looked at his face... |
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He seemed serious... |
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Then I looked at his laser-beam-wings |
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Those seemed dangerous and kept pulsating, |
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I then looked back at his face... |
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He no seemed angry about my hesitation. |
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His laser beam wings smoothly changed into a dangerous red color. |
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I opened my mouth, then closed it again and started |
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to follow him without saying anything. |
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He guided me through many dark corridors |
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and finally stopped at the last door... |
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in the very darkest of all corners. |
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We entered the room and I was asked to sit down on a small chair. |
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The room was built out of metal and was barely big enough |
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for the two of us to fit in. |
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Inside of the room was the small chair that I was supposed |
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the huge police-man-ish creature sat on. |
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So, now you... what is your deal you?, he said. |
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You seem to be a human, you... |
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Like the human race you. Like the race that got extinct you. |
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"Something terrible has happened. The queen of P32X4D was stolen you." |
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The queen was loved by everyone. |
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She was a woman of the public and a supporter of the poor. |
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A great flower who even though she was a queen |
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lived in a small house, like she was poor. |
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And yes, she was actually a flower. |
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Even though she lived in a small house she had a very advanced |
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security system. |
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It basically froze everything |
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that entered the house and was not made out of |
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at least 60% water. |
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It was designed like this to make sure that the queen, |
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which again was a flower, got enough water to live. |
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All the intelligent living beings in the whole galaxy |
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have been made out of a maximum of 40% water, |
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which means that the humans have been the only race |
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which would have been able to enter the house of the queen, |
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Well before they got extinct I mean. |
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While I was listening to what happened |
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my head started hurting. |
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I knew a certain human who did recently enter a small house |
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and kind of took a flower with him. |
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But who would have known that a simple flower |
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in a small house, would be the beloved queen of a whole planet. |
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The police-bug has been watching me while he told me all of this. |
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He now looked deeply into my eyes and said |
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with a very serious and almost threatening tone: |
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WILL YOU HELP US... YOU? |
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I replied |
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Ohm... Excuse me? |
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WILL YOU HELP US... YOU? |
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He repeated. |
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No I mean I already understood you. But help you with what? |
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Oh was that not obvious you? We need to find the human... |
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who stole the queen of our lovely planet. |
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You are a human, aren't you you? |
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So you should know what a human thief is thinking. |
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24.11.2017 14:35:32 |
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You will be from great benefit in finding the evil thief. |
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24.11.2017 14:35:32 |
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I stared in his bug buggy eyes... |
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I was unsure how to respond to this |
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So I decided to simply stare at him and act like I was frozen. |
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(Yes that was an active decision and |
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not just because I was confused and didn't know what to do.) |
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Suddenly the police-bug jumped off his chair... |
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SUPER YOU! We are glad to have you on our side you |
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Prepare for launch you!!! |
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24.11.2017 14:35:33 |
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Before I even could do anything |
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the small chair launched into the air. |
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A small hole did open up in the seeling |
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and I was shooting through a whole system of pipes |
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Everything was so fast that I must have lost conscience. |
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As I woke up I was staring a sky full of stars. |
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So many stars... |
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Basically only stars... |
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Wherever I was looking I could see only stars... |
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What was going on? Where was I? |
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was I floating in space? |
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As I became aware of my situation |
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slowly a spaceship was fading in around me... |
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I remembered that there are spaceships like this |
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If the pilot falls asleep they will go into invisibility mode |
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this is supposed to protect them from enemies |
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while the pilot is not able to react... |
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however, I didn't imagine, that they would actually turn invisible |
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for the pilot as well. |
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Welcome to flight XOXO. |
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Said a voice from a loudspeaker. |
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We are happy to have you with us. |
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Your goal is to find the queen. |
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We do track your position continuously |
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so whenever you find her we will be there to rescue her. |
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We wish you good luck, captain. |
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We will be waiting for your results. |
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24.11.2017 14:35:36 |
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With that, the cracking voice from the loudspeaker was gone. |
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I was all alone. |
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I looked at the controls of the spaceship |
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and recognized that those were surprisingly simple. |
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It basically only consisted of a joystick |
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obviously to control the movement of my spaceship |
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A big red button which was labeled with fire. |
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And a big green button which had a sticky mark on it. |
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"Press in case that you found the queen. BUT ONLY THEN!!!, it said." |
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My head started hurting again. |
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24.11.2017 14:35:37 |
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How did I come into this situation? |
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24.11.2017 14:35:37 |
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I did never fly a spaceship before. |
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I actually have barely ever been in one... |
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I was not the flying type |
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and preferred the comfort of teleportation |
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I mean how was I supposed to find a flower |
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which was somewhere in the universe |
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and basically got stolen by myself. |
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24.11.2017 14:35:39 |
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I decided it was best to take a short nap. |
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24.11.2017 14:35:39 |
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Too much thinking always got me tired |
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and there was nothing I could do in this situation anyway. |
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24.11.2017 14:35:40 |
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Do you really think it is the time to sleep, Sir |
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Asked a really polite voice. |
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What? Who said that? |
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It is me, my good Sir. Your board computer. |
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How can I be useful today? |
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I scratched my head... |
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Hopefully, it wasn't one of those models that kept asking |
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useless question forever... |
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I... I am supposed to find a flower... a queen... a flower queen |
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The reply was very short. |
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Scanning... |
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Then there was silence again... |
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Are you still there? |
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Hello? |
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What is happening? |
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A little snoring was filling the air. |
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Did the board computer just fall asleep? |
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Computer! Wake up. What is wrong with you. |
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Oh excuse me, dear Sir. |
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So I fell asleep once I finished my task |
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Anyhow, I have found what you are looking for. |
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Would you like to take the direct route? |
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That was easy, I thought by myself. |
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Then I told the board computer to take the direct route |
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and to make me a nice fresh coffee. |
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The coffee turned out to be a mistake |
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as it almost killed me |
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because it got teleported directly into my mouth. |
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I leaned back and watched the stars. |
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So small by yet so big. |
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Like little shining hopes in the endless void. |
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What a crazy world to be alive I thought by myself. |
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My thoughts got interrupted as the board computer announced. |
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We are getting visitors. |
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Seems like the evil empire of the asteroids is trying to stop us. |
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Suddenly an image of the party dude appeared |
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in front of my inner eye. |
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You seem to have figured out what happened. |
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I really didn't. |
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"Since you already know that I, the king of the asteroids, tricked you to bring me the flower queen" |
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I really didn't. |
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you will also know about my mighty army of asteroids." |
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I really didn't. |
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So better turn back now before they will crush you." |
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I really wanted. |
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Before I could even say something the board computer answered. |
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It is our duty to find the flower queen! |
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We will defeat your empire, so bring it on! |
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This sentence should later be known of the great declaration |
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of war by the very fearless mighty Captain Curtain |
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who single handily fought the whole empire of the asteroids. |
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The following war would be known |
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as the great 20-year asteroid showers. |
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Which that the near asteroid started flying in our direction. |
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Luckily my spaceship was on autopilot |
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and a very fast moving object that was hard to hit. |
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The board computer smoothly dodged the asteroids |
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and prepared to fight back. |
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It even found the time |
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to teleport some more coffee into my mouth. |
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Soon after that like a cuatrillon astroids showed up |
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and tried to crush my spaceship under their enormous weight. |
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Because the board computer apparently was an incredible |
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pilot they mostly didn't even come close to us. |
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It also worked in our favor that asteroids are huge |
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and very slow if it comes to changing the flight direction |
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which made it much more easy to dodge the asteroids. |
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My spaceship destroyed the asteroids 1 by 1 while dodging |
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Because of the shire size of the army |
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this took us around 20 years. |
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Here is a short summary of our war: |
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Asteroids approaching. |
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Dodge. |
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Shoot. |
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Asteroids approaching. |
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Dodge. |
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Shoot. |
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Asteroids approaching. |
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Dodge. |
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Shoot. |
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You get the idea. |
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Finally 20 years later I had developed a serious coffee addiction |
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and maybe haven't slept for 10 days because of the constant |
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coffee that was teleported in my mouth. |
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I thought I was hallucinating as I heard the words. |
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Well, that was easy. We are all done here, Sir. |
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I looked out of the window and was what later was known |
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as the great astroid graveyards of the great 20-year war. |
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Amazing... I said sarcastically. |
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Great to hear you are satisfied with m work, Sir. |
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Now we will get you the queen! |
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Without even waiting for my command the spaceship |
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Calculated the coordination of a planet and started moving again. |
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On the way the board computer |
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explained how he was able to generate energy out of |
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the potential existence of a molecule at a certain point |
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which also works if there is no molecule at that point because |
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the source of power was only the potential of its existence |
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but not the existence itself. |
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I really didn't listen at all. |
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Then the spaceship stopped. |
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It had moved so fast that I didn't even recognize |
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that there was a planet right in front of us. |
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The spaceship landed and I went out. |
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I looked around and saw an old man sitting on a bench. |
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As I came closer he started shouting... |
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Ut is you! Yuu whu dufeatud muy armuy. |
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Yuu whu ruined muy purfect plun uf tuking uver P32X4D. |
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Wull, guud fur yuu thut wu astruid peuple |
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cun nut be ungry ut ull. Therefure U forguv yuu. |
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Nuw, sunce yuu ure hure and U huve nuthing butter tuu duu... |
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Huw ubuut u luttle partuy weeund un P32X4D? |
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U du still rumember thu lust une... ut wus crazuy! |
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Besides our differences, |
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After being trapped in a spaceship for 20 years |
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that was just what I needed at this moment. |
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And we took off to another adventure... |
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Tutorial Done! |
Well that wasn't too difficult. |
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