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I've Got My Eye On You |
Yeah, I'm talking to you, you stupid floor. |
2017/10/08 11:33:05 |
1.21 |
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The Night is Dark and Full of Slugs |
Survived your first night. |
2017/10/08 11:33:05 |
0.71 |
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Kindling Killer |
Murdered an Acorn Beast. |
2017/10/08 11:33:06 |
0.76 |
|
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Bouldersmash |
Murdered a Rock Beast. |
2017/10/08 11:33:06 |
0.79 |
|
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Slapped a Snake |
Murdered a Snake Beast. |
2017/10/08 11:33:07 |
0.78 |
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And Yeti Moves |
Murdered a Yeti Beast. |
2017/10/08 11:33:07 |
1.01 |
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Salt on the Wound |
Murdered a Slug Beast. |
2017/10/08 11:33:08 |
0.77 |
|
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Meat is Murder |
Murdered a poor, defenseless Pig Beast. You monster. |
2017/10/08 11:33:08 |
0.81 |
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Ground Impregnator |
Planted a seed. |
2017/10/08 11:33:08 |
0.93 |
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Tree Hugger |
Planted an acorn. |
2017/10/08 11:33:09 |
0.91 |
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It Burns! |
Campfire constructed. |
2017/10/08 11:33:10 |
0.78 |
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The End of the Beginning |
Workbench constructed. |
2017/10/08 11:33:10 |
0.84 |
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It Also Burns! |
Smelter constructed. |
2017/10/08 11:33:11 |
0.93 |
|
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Hammer Time |
Anvil constructed. |
2017/10/08 11:33:11 |
1.14 |
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Magic in a Bottle |
Alchemy Table constructed. |
2017/10/08 11:33:12 |
1.29 |
|
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Farmageddon |
Greenhouse constructed. |
2017/10/08 11:33:12 |
1.39 |
|
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For Science! |
Electronic Workbench constructed. |
2017/10/08 11:33:13 |
1.22 |
|
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The Beginning of the End |
Launchpad constructed. |
2017/10/08 11:33:13 |
1.40 |
|
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We Have Lift-Off! |
Well played! |
2017/10/08 11:33:13 |
1.56 |
|
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Sneak Attack |
Nibbled by a sea monster in disguise. |
2017/10/08 11:33:14 |
1.11 |
|
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When Good Pigs Go Bad |
Survived the Rage of the Pig Beasts. |
2017/10/08 11:33:14 |
1.10 |
|
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Swimming Lesson |
Drowned a poor, little beastie. |
2017/10/08 11:33:15 |
1.04 |
|
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Spooky Scary |
Where are all the Power-Pills when you need 'em? |
2017/10/08 11:33:15 |
1.45 |
|
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Ahoy there! |
Stopped being a filthy landlubber. |
2017/10/08 11:33:16 |
1.40 |
|
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Non-Human Cannonball |
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
2017/10/08 11:33:16 |
1.18 |
|
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. . . - - - . . . |
Is anybody out there? |
2017/10/08 11:33:17 |
1.45 |
|
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Hypnocopter |
Ooo, pretty patterns! |
2017/10/08 11:33:17 |
1.58 |
|
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Deep Deep Deep Undercover |
Got ignored by an Acorn Beast. |
2017/10/08 11:33:18 |
1.30 |
|
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Boxy McBox |
Made a new friend. |
2017/10/08 11:33:18 |
1.33 |
|
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The Obsidiman |
Toppled a Rock God. |
2017/10/08 11:33:18 |
1.57 |
|
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Do you wanna build a SnowYeti? |
No, I want to kill one. |
2017/10/08 11:33:19 |
1.70 |
|
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Pikachew |
I chewed you! |
2017/10/08 11:33:19 |
1.52 |
|
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Malfunction |
Johnny-Five is no longer alive. |
2017/10/08 11:33:20 |
1.54 |
|
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Minesweeper |
Detect a mine. |
2017/10/08 11:33:20 |
1.61 |
|
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Shaved and a Haircut |
Or maybe inside-out? Either way, less than ideal. |
2017/10/08 11:33:21 |
1.41 |
|
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Level 1 |
Boxing Gloves unlocked! |
2017/10/08 11:33:21 |
1.09 |
|
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Level 2 |
Sneakers unlocked! |
2017/10/08 11:33:22 |
1.21 |
|
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Level 3 |
Teleporter and Quick Start Mode unlocked! |
2017/10/08 11:33:22 |
1.33 |
|
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Level 4 |
Repulsion Turret unlocked! |
2017/10/08 11:33:23 |
1.41 |
|
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Level 5 |
Infini-Bomb unlocked! |
2017/10/08 11:33:23 |
1.50 |
|
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Frogstomp |
Murdered a Frog Beast. |
2017/12/01 19:56:28 |
1.02 |
|
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Big Mouth |
Opened a monolithic mouth. |
2017/12/01 19:56:28 |
1.45 |
|
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Peculiar Portal Power |
Stepped into the unknown. |
2017/12/01 19:56:29 |
1.21 |
|
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The Sword in the Slug |
Strong-armed like a legend. |
2017/12/01 19:56:29 |
1.55 |
|
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Fence Friend |
Patched up a pointy person's plantation. |
2017/12/01 19:56:29 |
1.40 |
|
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Seedy Affair |
Encouraged seed dissemination. |
2017/12/01 19:56:30 |
1.46 |
|
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Long-Distance Call |
Tapped into a telecommunications network. |
2017/12/01 19:56:30 |
1.60 |
|
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Perpetual Pecker |
Expanded the workforce. |
2017/12/01 19:56:31 |
1.44 |
|
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Well Played |
Bribed an inanimate object. |
2017/12/01 19:56:32 |
1.39 |
|
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A Glutton For Punishment |
Laughed in the face of Hard Mode. |
2017/12/01 19:56:32 |
1.97 |
|
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Game Over, Alien. Game Over! |
Murdered an Alien Beast. |
2018/05/17 23:58:10 |
0.90 |
|
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Hunting Wadioactive Wabbits |
Murdered a Rabbit Beast. |
2018/05/17 23:58:10 |
0.93 |
|
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A Sign of the Times |
Corrected a few spelling mistakes. |
2018/05/17 23:58:14 |
1.36 |
|
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Split the Atom |
Nuclear Reactor constructed. |
2018/05/17 23:58:16 |
1.46 |
|
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Rodent Wrangler |
Tamed a trusty steed. |
2018/05/17 23:58:16 |
1.45 |
|
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Eye of the Tiger |
Experienced the thrill of the fight. |
2018/05/17 23:58:18 |
1.58 |
|
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Going Underground |
Survived a spot of subterranean spelunking. |
2018/08/20 14:47:52 |
1.23 |
|
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Flying Spaghetti Monster |
You have been touched by His noodly appendage. |
2019/04/03 18:57:18 |
1.84 |
|
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Salad Fingers |
Collected cutlery for Salad Fingers. |
2019/04/03 18:57:18 |
1.96 |
|
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Eat My Goal! |
Tickled the back of the net. |
2019/04/03 18:57:19 |
1.81 |
|
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Funky Dunk |
Significant traveling aside, scored a basket. |
2019/04/03 18:57:19 |
1.83 |
|
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Now You See Me, Now You Don't |
Outsmarted a giant eyeball. |
2019/04/03 18:57:20 |
1.74 |
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