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It runs! |
Your car actually started, good job! |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.36 |
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Ultimate survivor |
Drinking your own piss like a pro. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.22 |
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I am coward |
No permanent death for you. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.13 |
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Proud to be mortal |
When I die, I die for good |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.11 |
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Party time |
Bottle of booze drank quickly. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.28 |
|
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Finnish wedding |
Your traditional wedding condition. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.60 |
|
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Rusting fast |
Over 200km/h with Satsuma! |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
1.37 |
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Full of crap |
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job! |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
1.02 |
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Case solved |
24 bottles of beer consumed! |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.42 |
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Working man's Saturday |
Time to relax. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.92 |
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Golden steam |
Enjoy the smell. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.51 |
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Dakar rally |
You just keep on going. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.91 |
|
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Poor people go away |
A real money man. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.40 |
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Thank you government |
Crime is for poor people only. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
1.38 |
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You have a new friend! |
He is drunk, so he must be a friend. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.76 |
|
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Pimped! |
That really does it. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
1.21 |
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Responsible citizen |
You got your car through inspection. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.75 |
|
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Money well spent |
Better luck next time. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.70 |
|
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Flying Finn |
Top breed of racing drivers. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
1.73 |
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First loser |
Coming second is just a first loser. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
1.78 |
|
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Sliding Swede |
Coming after Flying Finns! |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
1.81 |
|
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Welcome to Finland |
You just experienced a Sauna. |
10/26/2016 14:07:26 |
0.37 |
|
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A true hillbilly |
Shopping groceries with style! |
10/26/2016 14:07:27 |
0.55 |
|
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An idiot |
An idiot is definition of you. |
10/26/2016 14:07:27 |
0.71 |
|
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Jackpot! |
Maybe you should do Lotto too? |
10/26/2016 14:07:27 |
1.34 |
|
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Magic portal |
Somehow you don't remember anything. |
10/26/2016 14:07:27 |
0.60 |
|
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Grand Theft Teimo |
You little punk! |
10/26/2016 14:07:27 |
0.73 |
|
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And it is gone! |
Say goodbye to your saves. |
10/26/2016 14:07:27 |
0.31 |
|
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Don't answer that call |
Thunder called you and you got killed. |
10/26/2016 14:07:27 |
1.22 |
|
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Jonne! |
You are real Finnish Jonne. |
04/15/2017 00:47:57 |
0.46 |
|
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Finnish Summer |
This is it. This is everything you ever need. |
04/15/2017 00:47:57 |
1.07 |
|
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Yeast festival |
Enjoy your home brew... delicious. |
04/15/2017 00:47:58 |
0.88 |
|
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Total idiot & full idiot |
Flipping off to a drunk driver. |
04/15/2017 00:47:58 |
1.32 |
|
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Greased rust |
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma. |
04/15/2017 00:47:58 |
1.61 |
|
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Mr. Kilju |
Good batch of commercial deer piss. |
04/15/2017 00:47:58 |
0.93 |
|
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Feel alive |
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver. |
05/24/2017 19:28:04 |
1.40 |
|
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Finnish sisu! |
Finish rally with major suspension damage. |
07/26/2017 15:43:01 |
1.77 |
|
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100 km |
100 km driven with Satsuma. |
07/26/2017 15:43:01 |
0.58 |
|
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1000 km |
1000 km driven with Satsuma. |
07/26/2017 15:43:01 |
1.13 |
|
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Hannes Kolehmainen |
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot. |
08/21/2017 17:50:26 |
1.86 |
|
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Can't stop smoking now... |
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going. |
08/21/2017 17:50:26 |
1.50 |
|
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Smoking kills |
Do not smoke. At least while refueling... |
09/04/2017 19:12:10 |
1.35 |
|
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Darwin Award |
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more. |
11/01/2017 17:33:28 |
1.71 |
|
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Methanol Man |
You gained a new super power: Blindness! |
04/19/2018 05:07:02 |
1.78 |
|
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Philosophy Master |
Sometimes being a banker is enough. |
10/25/2018 04:41:24 |
1.82 |
|
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Waving for victory |
They failed to stop Johnny. |
10/25/2018 04:41:24 |
1.93 |
|
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PTSD |
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange. |
10/25/2018 04:41:24 |
1.86 |
|
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Seek and you shall find |
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man. |
10/25/2018 04:41:24 |
1.87 |
|
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Full stash |
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times. |
10/25/2018 04:41:25 |
1.90 |
|
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You are the wall |
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion. |
10/25/2018 04:41:25 |
1.93 |
|
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Wow, look at that Chopin there |
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C. |
10/25/2018 04:41:25 |
1.72 |
|
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A cure for illness |
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day. |
10/25/2018 04:41:25 |
1.89 |
|
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Gauntlet survivor |
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days. |
10/25/2018 04:41:25 |
1.87 |
|
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Aiming like a pro |
Maybe find a woman next time. |
10/25/2018 04:41:25 |
1.84 |
|
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Catch-A-Fish |
You caught the rarest fish in the pond. |
10/25/2018 17:48:18 |
1.84 |
|
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Grill master |
Serve at least 20 dish. |
10/25/2018 17:48:19 |
1.93 |
|
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My finger slipped |
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under. |
10/25/2018 17:48:19 |
1.82 |
|
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I am Santa Claus |
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi. |
12/24/2018 03:11:10 |
1.92 |
|
 |
You reached 100 kg |
Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic. |
04/28/2019 09:20:04 |
1.39 |
|
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10000 km |
10000 km driven with Satsuma. |
04/28/2019 09:20:04 |
1.73 |
|
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Granny's little helper |
You are such a good boy! |
04/28/2019 09:20:04 |
0.84 |
|
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Thank you for playing! |
Seems like it is over now. |
04/28/2019 09:20:04 |
1.70 |
|
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You have a computer! |
Now play some games. |
04/28/2019 09:20:04 |
0.98 |
|
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Too much power, too little skill |
Jerk in daddy's car. |
04/28/2019 09:20:04 |
1.64 |
|
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Satsuma GT |
You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim. |
07/25/2019 03:53:50 |
1.33 |
|
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True Peräjärvi Dalton! |
Robbing a slot machine with style. |
07/25/2019 03:53:50 |
1.33 |
|
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Kahen kilon siika! |
Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms. |
11/12/2019 11:58:03 |
2.02 |
|
 |
Kiddy champ |
You won in a junior class! |
02/20/2020 13:43:02 |
1.92 |
|
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Reetipokeri Master |
Too bad this is not Las Vegas. |
02/20/2020 13:43:02 |
2.04 |
|
 |
Bad Guy |
You've done your time. |
04/02/2020 11:49:03 |
1.10 |
|
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Lottery winner |
You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure! |
10/04/2020 21:17:54 |
1.99 |
|
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Engine started! |
You beat the menu. And that's it. |
11/12/2020 23:56:03 |
2.01 |
|
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Kela-Taxi |
You served elderly person with style. |
01/23/2021 21:17:29 |
1.57 |
|
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What a shock! |
Too long walk to the toilet perhaps? |
03/12/2021 19:50:23 |
1.43 |
|
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1000 Strawberries! |
Time well spent, huh? |
10/21/2021 17:17:58 |
2.17 |
|
 |
King of Tuning |
You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop! |
11/25/2021 20:15:24 |
1.86 |
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