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Duly Noted |
Unsuccessfully attempt to mitigate your evasiveness in the opening questionnaire. |
2017/09/01 16:50:15 |
1.14 |
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Dramatic Pause |
Take a long sip of water before continuing on with your stunning tirade. |
2017/09/01 16:50:15 |
0.88 |
|
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Circular Logic |
Attempt to mask your intoxication via greater intoxication. |
2017/09/01 16:50:15 |
0.98 |
|
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Grand Victory |
Falsify your way into being touched by a member of the opposite sex. |
2017/09/01 16:50:16 |
0.95 |
|
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Whiplash |
Force an inane conversation about every single car in the showroom. |
2017/09/01 16:50:16 |
1.00 |
|
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En Francais |
Respond to the French recording in your very best French. |
2017/09/01 16:50:16 |
1.03 |
|
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Sore Loser |
'Accidentally' scratch the felt on the airport pool table. |
2017/09/01 16:50:17 |
1.02 |
|
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Great Guy |
Speak insincerely with every unimportant person in the game. |
2017/09/01 16:50:17 |
1.03 |
|
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True Justice |
Have your life restored in a manner befitting your worth. |
2017/09/01 16:50:18 |
0.99 |
|
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The Good Life |
Start a new life with your loving family in a better place. |
2017/09/01 16:50:18 |
0.99 |
|
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The Best Policy |
Awarded in recognition of your contribution to the arts. |
2017/09/01 16:50:19 |
1.19 |
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