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Now that's Rank! LVL 5 |
You ranked up to Level 5! |
10/26/2016 10:52:25 |
1.14 |
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Now that's Rank! LVL 10 |
You ranked up to Level 10! |
10/26/2016 10:52:25 |
1.44 |
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Now that's Rank! LVL 20 |
You ranked up to Level 20! |
10/26/2016 10:52:25 |
1.52 |
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Now that's Rank! LVL 30 |
You ranked up to Level 30! |
10/26/2016 10:52:26 |
1.62 |
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Employee of The Month |
You hit max rank! Way to go, you made it, aren't you something… You still have to come in tomorrow. |
10/26/2016 10:52:26 |
1.62 |
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Raging |
Achieve your first x2 Rage! |
10/26/2016 10:52:27 |
1.10 |
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Psychopath |
Achieve 5 x2 Rages in a single game. |
10/26/2016 10:52:27 |
1.92 |
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The Hells My KEYS!?!? |
NO SERIOUSLY!?!? Find 42 keys |
10/26/2016 10:52:28 |
0.00 |
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Royal Flush |
Pass all levels with at least one golden poo. |
10/26/2016 10:52:28 |
1.26 |
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Perfectly Unhinged |
Jeez, I hope you washed your hands first. You've gained all the golden poos in all levels! |
10/26/2016 10:52:29 |
1.44 |
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rePent Up Aggression |
Even Dante stopped at 9... But 10??? 30 poos... If only your mom could see you now… Or cared. |
10/26/2016 10:52:29 |
0.00 |
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Pugilist |
You prefer to be a gentleman when destroying your surroundings. |
10/26/2016 10:52:30 |
0.00 |
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You Better Have Great Insurance |
Destroy 95% of the items in the room in a single level. |
10/26/2016 10:52:30 |
1.32 |
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On The Road To Glory Part I |
You passed level 1! You know what to do, onto level two! |
10/26/2016 10:52:31 |
0.54 |
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Throws of Ecstasy |
Tossed your hat in the ring...and 49 thousand other things too! |
10/26/2016 10:52:31 |
1.14 |
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Elf Shot the Food |
Accidents happen, like YOU...AGAIN!?! Seriously… I needed that |
10/26/2016 10:52:32 |
2.22 |
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How Am I Going to Check My Emails Now? |
Destroy 500 computer monitors. |
10/26/2016 10:52:32 |
1.44 |
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Someone Call the Nerd Brigade |
Destroy 500 computer towers. |
10/26/2016 10:52:32 |
1.62 |
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No Time To Rest |
Destroy 1000 chairs. |
10/26/2016 10:52:33 |
1.92 |
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Caffeine'll Kill Ya! |
Destroy 1000 coffee pots. |
10/26/2016 10:52:33 |
0.00 |
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Root Achievement |
Destroy/use 100 staplers. |
10/26/2016 10:52:34 |
2.22 |
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You Got the Memo Right? |
Destroy 10,000 filing cabinets. |
10/26/2016 10:52:34 |
0.00 |
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I Need HR!! |
Smash 100 of your coworkers pictures. |
10/26/2016 10:52:35 |
1.62 |
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The Premiums Will Kill You |
Accumulate 1,000,000 points. Seriously High premium. |
10/26/2016 10:52:35 |
1.32 |
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Destruction is an Artform |
Accumulate 10,000,000 points |
10/26/2016 10:52:35 |
2.22 |
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Bakers Dozen |
Destroy 13 donuts. |
10/26/2016 10:52:36 |
0.57 |
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Want to Feel How Hard I Can Hit |
50 thousand? Such knuckles oooOOOooo! |
10/26/2016 10:52:36 |
0.60 |
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Taco Tuesday |
Hungry much? |
10/26/2016 10:52:37 |
1.44 |
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A Cut Above the Rest! |
The Pixel Sword Unlocked! Shave and a haircut, 8 bits! |
10/26/2016 10:52:37 |
1.52 |
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D3vil Inside |
Mischeiv_os Unlocked! Karpee Vernasco Necktie...wait, that's not right. |
10/26/2016 10:52:38 |
1.62 |
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Holy Roller |
Holy Keyboard Unlocked! And a caps (f)Lock of Angels sing the to thy rest. |
10/26/2016 10:52:38 |
1.62 |
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I'd give it a 9.8 |
Grabbity Gun Unlocked! What goes up… must stay up? |
10/26/2016 10:52:39 |
1.44 |
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In the Red |
REDDEATH Unlocked! Righteous ranged ricochet red. Really. |
10/26/2016 10:52:40 |
1.52 |
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Fired Up! |
R.I.F.E. Unlocked! Looks like your AXE got FIRED! |
10/26/2016 10:52:40 |
1.04 |
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Get Polishing |
Golden Poo Unlocked! Even polished… It is what it is. |
10/26/2016 10:52:41 |
0.00 |
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Interior Decorator |
Customize your cubicle! |
10/26/2016 10:52:42 |
0.00 |
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Silky Smooth |
Customize Philbert's arms! |
10/26/2016 10:52:42 |
1.07 |
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Destructive Pattern |
Unlock all patterns...for now. |
10/26/2016 10:52:43 |
0.00 |
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Holy Motherboards |
Ready to Reboot? |
10/26/2016 10:52:43 |
1.74 |
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Stay Hollow |
Thanks for watching! |
10/26/2016 10:52:44 |
0.00 |
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Aww Yeah! |
Rob's song. |
10/26/2016 10:52:44 |
0.00 |
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Get Good Bro |
What seems to be the problem ma'am? You done be caught. |
10/26/2016 10:52:45 |
1.92 |
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The Merger Unlocked! |
Spark one up and Rock-et retro style! |
10/26/2016 10:52:45 |
0.00 |
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The Micromanager Unlocked! |
HAHAHAH CRY SOME MORE!! |
10/26/2016 10:52:46 |
0.00 |
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The RoadRage Unlocked! |
Go for Pink slips in your W.I.P. Whip! |
10/26/2016 10:52:46 |
0.00 |
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