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Most Improved Tapulator |
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
07/03/2018 21:15:06 |
1.33 |
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Go Left |
Move to the left. |
07/03/2018 21:15:07 |
0.52 |
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Go Right |
Move to the right. |
07/03/2018 21:15:07 |
0.52 |
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Meet Your Maker |
Penetrate God. |
07/03/2018 21:15:07 |
1.51 |
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Summer Job |
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
07/03/2018 21:15:08 |
1.34 |
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Early Bird |
Swallow every worm. |
07/03/2018 21:15:08 |
1.59 |
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Sleep No More |
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
07/03/2018 21:15:08 |
1.63 |
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Self Defence |
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
07/03/2018 21:15:08 |
0.89 |
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Swan Tamer |
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
07/03/2018 21:15:08 |
1.03 |
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Bulking Gear |
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
07/03/2018 21:15:08 |
1.63 |
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Paperwork |
Submit your monthly physical report. |
07/03/2018 21:15:08 |
1.59 |
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Popcorn Buffet |
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
07/03/2018 21:15:08 |
1.41 |
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Appalling Appetite |
You should see a doctor immediately. |
07/03/2018 21:15:08 |
1.71 |
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Clumsy |
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
07/03/2018 21:15:09 |
1.25 |
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A Better John |
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
07/03/2018 21:15:09 |
1.00 |
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Master Unlocker |
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
07/03/2018 21:15:09 |
1.45 |
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Couch Party |
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
07/03/2018 21:15:09 |
1.70 |
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Always Finishes First |
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
07/03/2018 21:15:09 |
1.18 |
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Generous Lover |
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
07/03/2018 21:15:09 |
0.65 |
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Spare Wheel |
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
07/03/2018 21:15:10 |
1.35 |
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The Perfect Partner |
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
07/03/2018 21:15:10 |
1.39 |
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My Precious |
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
07/03/2018 21:15:10 |
1.49 |
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Magnetic Basshole |
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
07/03/2018 21:15:10 |
1.49 |
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Safety First |
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
07/03/2018 21:15:10 |
1.52 |
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Till Death Do Us |
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
07/03/2018 21:15:10 |
1.14 |
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Autopaedicatio |
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
07/03/2018 21:15:10 |
1.22 |
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Fussy Lover |
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
07/03/2018 21:15:11 |
1.77 |
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Fire Inspector |
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
12/05/2018 07:55:27 |
0.64 |
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