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Done did everything |
You even did that one thing? Such dedication! |
03/17/2017 23:18:54 |
2.54 |
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Student loan unlocked! |
What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle? |
03/17/2017 23:18:55 |
1.40 |
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Master of student loans |
Not one, but two for the price of two! |
03/17/2017 23:18:55 |
1.77 |
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Dr. Loans DSD. |
Doctorate prestige will vary. |
03/17/2017 23:18:56 |
2.19 |
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Trail Blazer |
Who put these cones here? |
03/17/2017 23:18:56 |
2.30 |
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Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing |
We make mascots and dabble in insurance. |
03/17/2017 23:18:56 |
2.54 |
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Got further than Don |
Next stop, riches! |
03/17/2017 23:18:57 |
1.27 |
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Shiny! |
All that glitters is not Au. |
03/17/2017 23:18:57 |
2.45 |
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Payin' down the plastic |
Look at you. So responsible. |
03/17/2017 23:18:57 |
2.54 |
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Studious |
Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome. |
03/17/2017 23:18:58 |
2.54 |
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Loan down! |
The future is bright…er! |
03/17/2017 23:18:58 |
2.54 |
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Pizza Perfect |
The pizza is safe… for now. |
03/17/2017 23:18:58 |
2.37 |
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10-4 Good Buddy |
You've trucked all there is to truck. |
03/17/2017 23:18:59 |
2.30 |
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I pity the schoo! |
Teacher's pet. |
03/17/2017 23:18:59 |
2.54 |
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Pizza robot got nothin' on me |
In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza. |
03/17/2017 23:19:00 |
2.54 |
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Outta my grill |
Took the worst the universe could throw at you. |
03/17/2017 23:19:00 |
2.54 |
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With honors |
The classiest of the top of the class. |
03/17/2017 23:19:00 |
2.54 |
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Pizza without fail |
No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses. |
03/17/2017 23:19:01 |
2.54 |
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The way of the space road |
Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you. |
03/17/2017 23:19:01 |
2.54 |
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Keep those expenses low |
Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things. |
03/17/2017 23:19:02 |
2.54 |
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Get it there cheap |
Get it? One of my favorite puns so far. |
03/17/2017 23:19:02 |
2.54 |
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Semi… expensive |
Get it? One of my favorite puns so far. |
03/17/2017 23:19:02 |
2.54 |
|
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Kid genius |
Finished school in under 10 minutes! |
03/17/2017 23:19:03 |
2.54 |
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No money back |
Pizza on time. Every. Time. |
03/17/2017 23:19:03 |
2.54 |
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Sleep is overrated |
Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning |
03/17/2017 23:19:04 |
2.54 |
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Not a scratch! |
The resale value has held up amazingly! |
03/17/2017 23:19:04 |
2.54 |
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I AM ASTRONAUT |
Stared into the void. Laughed. |
03/17/2017 23:19:04 |
2.54 |
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Keep it topped off |
You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film. |
03/17/2017 23:19:05 |
2.54 |
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Master of time |
Time is relatively precious. |
03/17/2017 23:19:05 |
2.54 |
|
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Living on a prayer |
WooooooOOOOh we're half way there. |
03/17/2017 23:19:05 |
2.54 |
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<Insert kitty poster> |
Hang in there. |
03/17/2017 23:19:06 |
2.54 |
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ONE HUNDRED PERCENT |
This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing! |
03/17/2017 23:19:06 |
2.54 |
|
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You're a hero! |
Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza. |
03/17/2017 23:19:06 |
2.54 |
|
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There can only be one |
Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you. |
03/17/2017 23:19:07 |
2.45 |
|
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Oh no! |
If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? |
03/17/2017 23:19:07 |
2.54 |
|
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Asteroid defense could use more funding |
It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it. |
03/17/2017 23:19:08 |
2.54 |
|
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Thanks for playing! |
...and thanks for checking out the credits! |
03/17/2017 23:19:08 |
2.54 |
|
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These things happen |
Somebody should really clean that graffiti up. |
03/17/2017 23:19:08 |
2.54 |
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Hey! I'm napping here! |
Let sleeping truckers lie. |
03/17/2017 23:19:09 |
2.54 |
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Buy more sticky notes |
A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning. |
03/17/2017 23:19:09 |
2.54 |
|
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One year in |
It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. |
03/17/2017 23:19:10 |
2.54 |
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Master of the normal |
Aint nobody done normals like me. |
03/17/2017 23:19:10 |
2.45 |
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Thy core is of a hard persuasion |
The hardcore do understand. |
03/17/2017 23:19:10 |
2.54 |
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