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Golden Light |
Ringed with white feathers. A blade sheathed in flame. Kisser of Women. The power and the glory. |
01/01/2026 16:43:13 |
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The Scrungly Woman |
Have The Pulp Writer join you for your walk |
01/01/2026 16:43:14 |
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The Pale Specter |
Have The Sinner join you for your walk |
01/01/2026 16:43:14 |
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The Doomer |
Have The Weapon join you for your walk |
01/01/2026 16:43:15 |
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There Musk Be a Better Ending Than This |
End the game with a discussion about armpits |
01/01/2026 16:43:15 |
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Solitary Walk |
Have no one join you for your walk |
01/01/2026 16:43:16 |
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Piccadilly Bleedin Circus |
Have five visitors at your front door |
01/01/2026 16:43:16 |
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Force-Femmed |
Take oestrogen |
01/01/2026 16:43:17 |
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The Great Hormone Heist |
Rob the chemist |
01/01/2026 16:43:19 |
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Sissy FM |
Take matters into your own hands |
01/01/2026 16:43:20 |
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Gaslit Gatekept Girlbossed |
Pay your rent |
01/01/2026 16:43:20 |
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Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss |
Pay your rent before Your Landlady has even left your doorstep, without spending a penny |
01/01/2026 16:43:21 |
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Millionaire |
Invest in a 'non fungible painting' |
01/01/2026 16:43:21 |
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Billionaire |
Invest in a bridge |
01/01/2026 16:43:22 |
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Trillionaire |
Invest in a famous Pawrisian landmark |
01/01/2026 16:43:22 |
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Unhappy Customer |
Meet a fellow investor |
01/01/2026 16:43:24 |
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Pyramid Scheme |
Help Your Landlady make the big money |
01/01/2026 16:43:24 |
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Hello Marigold! |
Speak to Saint Dawnsight, recieve her goodly wisdom |
01/01/2026 16:43:25 |
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The Heavens Too Cry |
Watch the comet fall from the sky |
01/01/2026 16:43:25 |
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Cryptid? |
Find a cryptid? |
01/01/2026 16:43:26 |
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Cryptid |
Find a cryptid |
01/01/2026 16:43:27 |
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Funny Face |
This one's really funny lol |
01/01/2026 16:43:27 |
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Gamer |
Win a game of Arbeiter und Wirtschaft |
01/01/2026 16:43:28 |
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International Finance |
Receive some pocket change from Frankfurt Pervert |
01/01/2026 16:43:28 |
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Vom knochenmann geholt nicht |
Escape your fate |
01/01/2026 16:43:29 |
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The Seventh |
Look upon the spires of The Seventh |
01/01/2026 16:43:30 |
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The Trivia Knower |
Hand in a correctly completed crossword |
01/01/2026 16:43:30 |
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Healthy Addiction |
Prevent your death of cold with this one weird trick |
01/01/2026 16:43:31 |
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Moving Forward |
Recieve a hug from The Raven |
01/01/2026 16:43:31 |
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Bluehills Tourist |
Visit the movie theater, the memorial, the park and pride |
01/01/2026 16:43:32 |
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Plushie Lover |
Buy and keep a plushie |
01/01/2026 16:43:32 |
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Snap Snap |
Truly embody the joyous Lobster. Commit to the bit |
01/01/2026 16:43:33 |
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Brr |
Fix your roof idiot |
01/01/2026 16:43:34 |
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Splat |
Don't fix your roof idiot |
01/01/2026 16:43:35 |
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Kaboom |
Get your goofy ass exploded |
01/01/2026 16:43:35 |
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This Death Sponsored by the Dandelion and Burdock and Suez Corporation |
Drink too much Dandelion and Burdock |
01/01/2026 16:43:36 |
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Bog Idiot |
Become the 'Bog Idiot' |
01/01/2026 16:43:36 |
0.00 |
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Happy Pride |
Get murdered at Pride |
01/01/2026 16:43:37 |
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Plague Ridden Rat |
Become infected with every disease in a single playthrough |
01/01/2026 16:43:38 |
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Scab |
Shift the world to the dark timeline by assassinating the spokesman of the National Honey Union |
01/01/2026 16:43:38 |
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To Never Have Been |
To never have cried |
01/01/2026 16:43:39 |
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Vom knochenmann geholt |
Meet The Boneman |
01/01/2026 16:43:40 |
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