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Absence of photosynthesis |
It seems humans do not possess the ability to photosynthesize as we expected… |
06/26/2024 06:43:24 |
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Hungry hippo |
Sustaining the human on small pebbles made them dance funny, but was not enough to keep them alive. |
06/26/2024 06:43:25 |
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Insomniac |
Experiment #598 showed humans can teleport when they sleep. Withholding this results in a permanent teleport. |
06/26/2024 06:43:26 |
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I am speed |
Dancing for days is not something the human body seems to be fond of. |
06/26/2024 06:43:26 |
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Sweaty Sally |
Humans seem to need "SPORT" to stay alive… would they be of use in the Intergalactic Mining & Crafting League? |
06/26/2024 06:43:27 |
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Renata Bliss |
The lack of ability to "FREESTYLE DANCE" as a form of "SPORT" puts humans in extreme distress. |
06/26/2024 06:43:28 |
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What's that smell? |
Humans excrete an interesting odor; especially pungent in the "BASEMENT" fenotype. |
06/26/2024 06:43:28 |
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Rave rat |
It seems humans have taken a liking to creatures called "RATS", imitating their smell when they party too hard. |
06/26/2024 06:43:29 |
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Whats brown and sticky? |
This guy, apparently. |
06/26/2024 06:43:30 |
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Side quest |
Withholding bathroom access to the party human makes them leave the party permanently. |
06/26/2024 06:43:30 |
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Inner monologue |
Leaving human alone with the "VOICE" for too long results in strange behavior. |
06/26/2024 06:43:31 |
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What? |
Humans need more than a party hat to be entertained. Strange. |
06/26/2024 06:43:32 |
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Getting old |
Fulfilling human's needs still wasn't enough… but it looked happy. Should "FACEBOOK" be introduced to prevent this? |
06/26/2024 06:43:32 |
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Like a G6 |
Apparently, "OVERSTIMULATION" can cause their brains to malfunction… |
06/26/2024 06:43:33 |
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