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Double Identity |
What a coincidence! |
07/29/2024 05:44:37 |
0.00 |
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Bootstrap Paradox |
Hamurabi I presume. |
07/29/2024 05:44:37 |
0.00 |
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Call the teacher |
It looks like there's no one left. |
07/29/2024 05:44:37 |
1.39 |
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Red Shirt |
Someone has to wear it. |
07/29/2024 05:44:38 |
0.00 |
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Bring out your dead! |
Things aren't going the right way. |
07/29/2024 05:44:38 |
1.39 |
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Lesson is over |
At least someone survived. |
07/29/2024 05:44:39 |
1.57 |
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We salute you, Gilgamesh! |
You did well. |
07/29/2024 05:44:39 |
0.00 |
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Qu'ils mangent de la brioche |
Let them eat cake. |
07/29/2024 05:44:39 |
0.00 |
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Tighten your belt |
People won't be happy |
07/29/2024 05:44:40 |
1.57 |
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Perfect meal |
Make Room! Make Room! |
07/29/2024 05:44:40 |
1.39 |
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Enough is enough |
You better avoid unhealthy eating habits. |
07/29/2024 05:44:41 |
1.57 |
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Mark Twain is amused |
Buy land, they're not making it anymore. |
07/29/2024 05:44:41 |
0.00 |
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Unlucky |
Sometimes it happens. |
07/29/2024 05:44:41 |
1.39 |
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Very Unlucky |
It's not the end of the world, right? |
07/29/2024 05:44:42 |
1.39 |
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Too bad |
We didn't see it coming |
07/29/2024 05:44:42 |
1.39 |
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This was very unexpected |
Two great disasters in a row. That's it, right? |
07/29/2024 05:44:42 |
0.00 |
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That’s a big Twinkie. |
Four disasters in a row. |
07/29/2024 05:44:42 |
1.57 |
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Tablet 11 |
Six days and seven nights came the wind and flood. |
07/29/2024 05:44:43 |
0.00 |
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Exodus 10:4-5 |
I will bring locusts into your country. |
07/29/2024 05:44:43 |
1.87 |
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Ningirsa's Wrath |
I am the exceedingly mighty lion-headed one of Enlil. The storm of heaven, shackle of the gods. |
07/29/2024 05:44:43 |
1.87 |
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Cody Pomeray |
You can't win, you can't lose, all is ephemeral, all is hurt. |
04/08/2025 11:54:42 |
0.00 |
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Snark! |
What I tell you three times is true. Maybe. |
04/08/2025 11:54:43 |
0.00 |
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Erra's warth |
How unlucky! |
04/08/2025 11:54:44 |
0.00 |
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Hammurabi, am I |
who brought about plenty and abundance. |
04/08/2025 11:54:45 |
0.00 |
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Master of Focal-68 |
Spaghetti Incident. |
04/08/2025 11:54:45 |
0.00 |
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Hamurabi on strike |
Amunnakht didn't know about it! |
04/08/2025 11:54:46 |
0.00 |
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Master of Fortran IV |
Punch this! |
04/08/2025 11:54:47 |
0.00 |
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Master of Focal-69 |
More Spaghetti. |
04/08/2025 11:54:48 |
0.00 |
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Welcome to the Center for Educational Research |
Did you see that slide? It's from the 60s! |
04/08/2025 11:54:49 |
0.00 |
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Error 404 |
Sorry, slide not found. |
04/08/2025 11:54:49 |
0.00 |
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Hey Gude! |
Nice to meet you. BTW that throne belongs to me. |
04/08/2025 11:54:50 |
0.00 |
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Lost and Found |
Wait, what does that mean? |
04/08/2025 11:54:51 |
0.00 |
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A+ |
Awesome! Looks like you really nailed it. |
04/08/2025 11:54:51 |
0.00 |
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F |
I know you can do better. |
04/08/2025 11:54:52 |
0.00 |
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Bad Math |
2-3+1+2=3 |
04/08/2025 11:54:52 |
0.00 |
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Correct |
Seems like the math checks out. |
04/08/2025 11:54:53 |
0.00 |
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Master of BASIC |
More Spaghetti, Less Upsetti. |
04/08/2025 11:54:54 |
0.00 |
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Antipest |
Finally, I got rid of this pesty bug! |
04/08/2025 11:54:55 |
0.00 |
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Becker's addendum |
Double this %! |
04/08/2025 11:54:56 |
0.00 |
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Good old times |
Plague were less frequent. |
04/08/2025 11:54:57 |
0.00 |
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O dierbaar België, O heilig land der Vaad'ren |
Yeah, in Europe you could play this. |
04/08/2025 11:54:57 |
0.00 |
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Prepare les Etriviers |
Hamurabi was nicer. |
04/08/2025 11:54:58 |
0.00 |
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National Fink |
It could have been worse. |
04/08/2025 11:54:59 |
0.00 |
|
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Unpleasant Ruler |
People hate your guts! |
04/08/2025 11:55:00 |
0.00 |
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3.6 |
Not good, not terrible. |
04/08/2025 11:55:00 |
0.00 |
|
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Carneades, who was him? |
Ok, I know Jefferson and Charlemagne. But Disraeli? Anyway, good job! |
04/08/2025 11:55:01 |
0.00 |
|
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Going too far |
You have no right! I am the President! |
04/08/2025 11:55:02 |
0.00 |
|
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Hamurabi on Strike (reprise) |
Again, but with BASIC. |
04/08/2025 11:55:03 |
0.00 |
|
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¡Viva El Presidente! |
Welcome to Setats Detinu. |
05/02/2025 13:27:38 |
0.00 |
|
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Old-school save |
Ah, the good old days — that’s how we did it! |
05/02/2025 13:27:38 |
0.00 |
|
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This is embarrassing |
But hey, if the program allows it… |
05/02/2025 13:27:39 |
0.00 |
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Master of Assembly |
Looks tricky. |
05/02/2025 13:27:40 |
0.00 |
|
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Early retirement |
Wait, weren’t there supposed to be eight turns? |
05/02/2025 13:27:41 |
0.00 |
|
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We're moving |
I can see my home from here! |
05/02/2025 13:27:42 |
0.00 |
|
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Popularity drop |
You didn't resign. They made sure you did. |
05/02/2025 13:27:43 |
0.00 |
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Breathless |
Guess air quality wasn’t on the agenda. |
05/02/2025 13:27:45 |
0.00 |
|
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The One-Eyed Ex-Leader |
Vision’s overrated anyway. |
05/02/2025 13:27:46 |
0.00 |
|
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Budget Cuts |
At least the books are balanced. |
05/02/2025 13:27:47 |
0.00 |
|
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Banana Republic |
Turns out they exported you. |
05/02/2025 13:27:48 |
0.00 |
|
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Just As Planned |
Who needs freedom when you have rallods? |
05/02/2025 13:27:49 |
0.00 |
|
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Second to None |
Promoted to Second Assistant Affairs Officer. The mission just got serious. |
05/02/2025 13:27:49 |
0.00 |
|
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Bookworm Diplomat |
You answered every question correctly. Knowledge is power! |
05/02/2025 13:27:50 |
0.00 |
|
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Ambassador of Chaos |
Failed every question. Maybe advising isn’t your true calling. |
05/02/2025 13:27:51 |
0.00 |
|
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Too Long; Didn't Read |
Skipped all the text. Bold move, Advisor. |
05/02/2025 13:27:52 |
0.00 |
|
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Ancient Knowledge |
You discovered the very first tooltip in simulation history. |
05/02/2025 13:27:53 |
0.00 |
|
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Master of Onions |
More effort doesn’t always mean more onions. |
05/02/2025 13:27:54 |
0.00 |
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