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Alpha male |
Death is for losers who don't go to the gym. You never die, you just rest a little. |
17.12.2024 14:23:08 |
1,55 |
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Bad aim |
Speedo loves to dodge your bullets. You should try to aim better. |
17.12.2024 14:23:09 |
1,55 |
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Bad eyesight |
You wouldn't see an elephant even if it was standing in front of you. |
17.12.2024 14:23:10 |
1,55 |
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Killer of gods |
No undead is able to defeat you. You were born as a god killer. (Just in a game, of couse) |
17.12.2024 14:23:11 |
1,55 |
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Developer award |
You managed to get every achivement possible. Nicely done. |
17.12.2024 14:23:11 |
1,55 |
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Gambler |
You can stop whenever you want, right? |
17.12.2024 14:23:12 |
1,55 |
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Genocide |
You managed to commit genocide of already dead people. Well done. |
17.12.2024 14:23:13 |
1,55 |
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Insanity |
Dou you know... what's the definition of instanity? |
17.12.2024 14:23:14 |
1,55 |
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Loser |
It's okay to lose. Just, don't lose so many times. |
17.12.2024 14:23:15 |
1,55 |
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Sanic |
The best fight tactic is to run away. |
17.12.2024 14:23:15 |
1,55 |
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Torches hide something |
You made sure government doesn't hide anything on those torches. |
17.12.2024 14:23:16 |
1,55 |
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Handy |
While others break lights, you fix them. There's nothing bad on being scared of darkness. |
17.12.2024 14:23:17 |
1,55 |
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Go touch some grass |
I'm not disgusted you played so much, but do yourself a favor and go touch some grass <3. |
17.12.2024 14:23:18 |
1,24 |
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Welcome |
You opened the game for the first time. You're so brave. Keep it up! |
17.12.2024 14:23:19 |
1,24 |
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Unbeatable |
You are not supposed to win on survival, but you managed to do it multiple times. Amazing. |
17.12.2024 14:23:20 |
1,55 |
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Mr. Worldwide |
You sure know a lot of different languages. |
17.12.2024 14:23:21 |
1,55 |
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Perfectionist |
You love your weapons well treated. |
17.12.2024 14:23:22 |
1,55 |
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Size doesn't matter |
You proved that size doesn't matter, no enemy is able to face you with a challenge. |
17.12.2024 14:23:23 |
1,55 |
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Ironman |
Your skin is the last to receive damage. People call you the Iron man (no related to any known superhero). |
17.12.2024 14:23:24 |
1,55 |
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Survivor |
One round after another, you beat them all. |
17.12.2024 14:23:25 |
1,55 |
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Wombo combo |
HAPPY FEET! WOMBO COMBO! That ain't Falc... THAT AIN'T FALCON! OH, OH! OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! WHERE YOU AT??? WHERE YOU AT??? OH!!! OH MY GOD... WOMBO COMBO!!! |
17.12.2024 14:23:26 |
1,55 |
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Heal |
Take the long way, and patch yourself up. |
17.12.2024 14:23:27 |
1,55 |
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End it |
Solve all your problems. |
17.12.2024 14:23:28 |
1,55 |
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Gladiator |
Gods look upon you as their next champion. You made it through the whole battle arena and killed thousand of enemies on the way. |
17.12.2024 14:23:29 |
1,55 |
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Rebel |
You are not going to listen to an ugly bitchy ghost. |
17.12.2024 14:23:29 |
1,55 |
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Obedient |
Remember: it's not humiliating if you are getting anything in return. Yeah, tell yourself that... |
17.12.2024 14:23:31 |
1,55 |
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Slave |
A known evil is better than an unknown good. |
17.12.2024 14:23:31 |
1,55 |
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