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I am now a proud eight inches long! *smiles with confidence* |
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 8 inches in the game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:43 |
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12 inches!! How cow! Eat more apples guys! It works!! ..I am living proof!! |
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 12 inches in the game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:44 |
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"I just bounced off a wall and smashed two big blocks!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to bust two blocks on a single wall bounce. |
26.09.2024 05:35:45 |
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I got through the entire "how to" tutorial! WooHoo! |
This achievement requires you simply completing the 'How to" tutorial. |
26.09.2024 05:35:46 |
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I not only completed the tutorial, but I'm a real Pog Champ because I finished it in under five minutes!! Yay me!! |
This achievement requires you completing the tutorial in under five minutes. |
26.09.2024 05:35:47 |
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I umm, I am a pretty typical six inches long! Good job Eva! Good job us! |
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 6 inches in the game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:48 |
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I feel so BIG now that I'm a mighty 10 inches in length. ..Don't be jelly now! |
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 10 inches in the game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:49 |
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"Two feet of virtual loving hot and sexy bliss!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 24 inches in the game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:50 |
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"Three feet of goddess like shimmering beauty!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 36 inches in the game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:52 |
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"Four feet is not short when you started at just three inches!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 48 inches in the game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:53 |
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"Five feet of slender snake is much more work than your 'to your ass" long hair there human!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 60 inches in the game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:54 |
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"Six feet is 72 inches of beauty but holy hell is this a nightmare to care for!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 72 inches in the game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:55 |
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"I skillfully reflected off that wall there and then Bam! Blap! Pow! Three big bad blocks dead! Bwah! ha! ha! ha!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to bust three blocks on a single wall bounce. |
26.09.2024 05:35:56 |
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*FLEXES* "It ain't easy being a little snake, but when you got skills like me.. I just smashed FOUR blocks with a single wall bounce!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to bust four (or more) blocks on a single wall bounce. |
26.09.2024 05:35:57 |
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"I survived for a full 60 seconds in that virtual entropy nightmare!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to last at least one minute in a single game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:58 |
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"Surviving two full minutes in this madhouse is not easy, but I did it!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to last at least two minutes in a single game. |
26.09.2024 05:35:59 |
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"Three minutes of starving, dodging crazed rectangles and just surviving those maniacs! Whew! I'm a real champion, I tell ya!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to last at least three minutes in a single game. |
26.09.2024 05:36:00 |
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"Lasting four minutes in that death dungeon is nothing short of a miracle!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to last at least four minutes in a single game. |
26.09.2024 05:36:01 |
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"Five minutes in this ridiuclously overly difficult insanity that some dude named 'ZaxtorGameS' created.. I deserve some kind of award I tell ya!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to last at least five minutes in a single game. |
26.09.2024 05:36:02 |
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"WOOO HOOOO!! Nothing short of a true god-like gamer helped me survive ten full minutes of utter madness!!" - Eva. |
This achievement requires you to last at least TEN MINUTES in a single game. |
26.09.2024 05:36:04 |
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Under so much pressure, lasting a whole minute on average takes massive GOAT skills! |
This achievement requires you having 100+ games played in your stats as well as your average game lasting one minute or longer. |
26.09.2024 05:36:05 |
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YAY! I've finally made my MILLION!! ..*whispers: in B_EvaSive* |
This achievement requires you surpassing one million total points in all of your games per the game stats. |
26.09.2024 05:36:06 |
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I am a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE baby!! .. I've give you this five million for your blue suade shoes! |
This achievement requires you surpassing five million total points in all of your games per the game stats. |
26.09.2024 05:36:07 |
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The definition of addiction is a video game where you average a few thousand points per game and total ten million points! |
This achievement requires you surpassing ten million total points in all of your games per the game stats. |
26.09.2024 05:36:08 |
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WooHoo! I just earned myself a FREE Steam game via ZaxtorGameS! .. (See Forums) |
This achievement requires you surpassing 25 million total points in all of your games per the game stats. |
26.09.2024 05:36:09 |
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My aunt Helga used to have a really 'bouncy' personality, but she has nothing on me! |
This achievement requires you to bounce off the walls 100 or more times in a single game. |
26.09.2024 05:36:10 |
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The crazy block gave me a dirty look and then POW!.. Right off the wall I went and he regretted it! |
This achievement requires you to destroy 25 or more blocks with bounces off the walls, otherwise called 'bounce kills'. |
26.09.2024 05:36:11 |
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