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Look mom, I made a silly face! |
You successfully posed with a silly face, yay you! |
20.02.2024 23:02:43 |
0,73 |
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Inevitable |
You completed episode 1. It was of course, inevitable. |
20.02.2024 23:02:44 |
0,55 |
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No guts, no glory! |
Glory is all that matters. Not even screaming women will stand in your way. |
20.02.2024 23:02:44 |
0,55 |
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Smoking Kills |
Remember kids, smoking kills. Also, try not to stick your special tool into a random hole four times in a row. Three is the magic number. |
20.02.2024 23:02:45 |
0,55 |
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Pretend |
You completed episode 2. Or at the very least, you pretended. |
20.02.2024 23:02:46 |
0,55 |
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Beaver Damned |
You insisted on being a good samaritan, but in reality you simply used coitus preventus as your cliterference totally beaver damned Lateshya. |
20.02.2024 23:02:47 |
0,73 |
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A most powerful imagination |
Imagination can carry you to worlds that never were. But one might wonder, what do we miss, while we're there? |
20.02.2024 23:02:48 |
0,60 |
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Promise |
You completed episode 3. Don't panic, there is still more, I promise. |
20.02.2024 23:02:49 |
0,55 |
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You don't even have to ask |
You accidentally(?) sent Lucas a naughty picture of yourself. You're lucky he's a decent lad. |
20.02.2024 23:02:50 |
0,90 |
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Woohoo! My first Eterni! |
You uploaded your first picture to Eterni. China now owns all your data and has the rights to your firstborn son. |
20.02.2024 23:02:50 |
1,21 |
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Did I ask for your help? |
You (quite rudely) told the tutorial guy to buzz off. I mean, how dare he try and help you, am I right? |
20.02.2024 23:02:50 |
1,21 |
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Unlocked all Episode 1 secret scenes |
You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 1 to their rightful owner. All for a good cause. |
20.02.2024 23:02:51 |
1,51 |
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Nobody blackmails me, bitch |
You stood your ground and didn't let Vivian have her way with you. |
20.02.2024 23:02:51 |
0,90 |
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Slappity Slap! |
You slapped something quite peachy. In fact, you slapped it 5 times in a row! |
20.02.2024 23:02:52 |
1,03 |
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Jesus, what is wrong with you? |
And then I saw red... I slapped dat ass, by the gods did I slap dat ass! 20 Times in a row I did! |
20.02.2024 23:02:53 |
1,03 |
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Unlocked all Episode 2 secret scenes |
You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 2 to their rightful owner. Good for you. |
20.02.2024 23:02:53 |
1,51 |
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Lost |
You lost your way, just like a green haired swordsman. Next time try to look at the address before going somewhere new. |
20.02.2024 23:02:53 |
1,03 |
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Queen of Hell |
Truly a hellish achievement! Your mind never once wandered off the righteous path and your little friend remained in hibernation. |
20.02.2024 23:02:54 |
1,03 |
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Debt Repaid |
You owed a favor and now you don't. If only paying off debt could always feel this good. |
20.02.2024 23:02:55 |
1,51 |
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Slippery when wet |
You left Vivian a wonderful little surprise. Turns out, revenge is a dish best served wet. |
20.02.2024 23:02:55 |
1,51 |
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Fountain of Love |
You journeyed to the edge of the universe, where no man has gone before. What you found there was but a fountain. A fountain of love. And now you're wet. |
20.02.2024 23:02:55 |
1,21 |
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Drugs are lethal |
Everybody knows that if you do ALL the damn drugs, you are going to slip on a banana peel and die. Happens every time. You idiot. |
20.02.2024 23:02:56 |
0,81 |
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Call Me |
Call me, maybe...? Baby...? Why won't you call me? |
20.02.2024 23:02:56 |
0,66 |
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Unlocked all Episode 3 secret scenes |
You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 3 to their rightful owner. Very nice! |
20.02.2024 23:02:56 |
1,51 |
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Another One Bites the Dust |
Not one, but two have now fallen victim to your newfound abilities. Is it mere coincidence? Or is it destiny? |
27.10.2024 17:46:37 |
0,00 |
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Look mom, I caught it! |
It's like catching a falling knife. You know you shouldn't, but you just can't help yourself. On the bright side, at least you didn't catch it with your face. |
27.10.2024 17:46:37 |
1,02 |
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Destined for Coffee |
Dread it. Run from it. Coffee arrives all the same. |
27.10.2024 17:46:38 |
0,00 |
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Clean those sheets |
You and Marianne did the dirty in Peter's bed, leaving him to clean the sheets. And still, he is most grateful. |
27.10.2024 17:46:38 |
0,89 |
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Help, my phone is syncing! |
Not sure what to do? Just throw your smartphone in the water! That'll do it! |
27.10.2024 17:46:38 |
1,49 |
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Gone Phone |
One day it was here, and the next it was not. Lost in the abyss, never to be seen again. |
27.10.2024 17:46:38 |
1,19 |
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It's real. So real. The realest of all. |
The world. What a glorious place! Seek freedom, and it will lie erect before your eyes... if the endless booty guides your lustful soul, seize it! Raise your donger and stand tall! |
27.10.2024 17:46:39 |
1,02 |
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Littering is bad |
There is no graver sin than littering. It is so heinous a crime that, believe it or not, the punishment is always instant death. Hope you've learned your lesson. |
27.10.2024 17:46:39 |
1,49 |
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Dominant Soul |
You chose to dominate those beneath you, and have unleashed your essence upon them. But remember, with great power comes great... big booty bitches! |
27.10.2024 17:46:39 |
0,89 |
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Servant of Pleasure |
You submitted yourself to those that look down on you, you submitted... to lust. And now you serve the desires of the flesh. |
27.10.2024 17:46:40 |
1,19 |
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The Great Escape |
There's no such thing as consequences if you don't get caught. So, don't get caught. |
27.10.2024 17:46:40 |
1,02 |
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Unlocked all Episode 4 secret scenes |
You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 4 to their rightful owner. You deserve a medal. |
27.10.2024 17:46:40 |
0,00 |
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Smile |
You completed episode 4. You have earned the right to smile. |
27.10.2024 17:46:40 |
0,89 |
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Serial Tripper |
Again! Your invaluable splooge has preyed on yet another poor victim, making you officially a serial tripper. Will it ever stop? |
23.11.2025 13:51:09 |
0,00 |
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The Whiff of Greatness |
Nothing is more memorable than a smell. The scent of love shall persevere even when captured by the unmentionables. |
23.11.2025 13:51:10 |
1,49 |
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Watering the Flowers |
You were kind enough to help Veronica water her flowers. An act worthy of praise, for if you remember the flower, the flower will not wither. |
23.11.2025 13:51:11 |
0,00 |
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All-you-can-eat Buffet |
Welcome to the greatest all-you-can-eat buffet in the world! Where only the most organic and fresh produce is served. Filled with healthy proteins and guaranteed to make you come again! |
23.11.2025 13:51:11 |
1,49 |
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The Abyss Stares Back |
You didn't just stare, you lingered. And the abyss sucked you in. All of you. |
23.11.2025 13:51:13 |
0,00 |
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Smells Like Latrine Spirit |
That's why you don't overstay your welcome in public restrooms, you never know what foul spirits lurk nearby. |
23.11.2025 13:51:14 |
0,00 |
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Don't Mess With Granny |
Didn't anyone teach you to respect your elders? It's not for their sake—it's for your survival. Never mess with grannies. One moment you're standing, the next you're wondering what year it is. |
23.11.2025 13:51:14 |
0,00 |
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An Appropriate Reward |
Every good deed deserves its fair share of titties! The world would be a much better place. |
23.11.2025 13:51:15 |
0,00 |
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Certified Degenerate |
You actually went and watched the replay? Only the most depraved of degenerates could find enjoyment in such vile, immoral acts. |
23.11.2025 13:51:15 |
0,00 |
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Heartbreaker |
How could you? You shattered her heart into a thousand pieces, and no amount of reloading will undo it. This moment is yours now, forever etched in memory. |
23.11.2025 13:51:16 |
0,00 |
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My First |
You were my first, the one I gave myself to completely, in body and in trust. |
23.11.2025 13:51:17 |
0,00 |
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The Sound of Love |
You heard it as clear as day... a lullaby no one else could ever replicate. Too bad it was silenced by a buzz. |
23.11.2025 13:51:17 |
0,00 |
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Moooooooooooooo |
You have achieved what few dare attempt... out-mooing a cow. Sadly, history will not remember you, and neither will the cow. |
23.11.2025 13:51:18 |
0,00 |
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Unlocked all Episode 5 secret scenes |
You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 5 to their rightful owner. God bless you. |
23.11.2025 13:51:19 |
0,00 |
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Butterfly |
You completed episode 5. From a humble caterpillar, you have emerged a strong and beautiful butterfly. |
23.11.2025 13:51:20 |
0,00 |
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