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And so it begins... |
Make your first kill. |
03/21/2013 22:58:15 |
0.60 |
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Oh, you press F1! |
Start the second level. |
03/21/2013 22:58:15 |
0.89 |
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Dirty knees |
Duck under a rocket. |
03/21/2013 22:58:16 |
1.03 |
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Forrest Gump |
Run for 5 minutes. |
03/21/2013 22:58:16 |
0.85 |
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How Kevorkian! |
Perform your first execution. |
03/21/2013 22:58:16 |
0.86 |
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Patrick Bateman |
Make 100 kills. |
03/21/2013 22:58:16 |
0.83 |
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Dexter |
Make 1000 kills. |
03/21/2013 22:58:16 |
1.26 |
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Mickey and Mallory |
Make 10000 kills. |
03/21/2013 22:58:17 |
1.60 |
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Half-mast hard-on |
Complete level 10. |
03/21/2013 22:58:17 |
1.26 |
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Get a girlfriend |
Complete the game. |
03/21/2013 22:58:17 |
1.31 |
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Bulletstorm |
Fire 1,000,000 bullets. |
03/21/2013 22:58:17 |
1.61 |
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Peter North would be proud |
Hit 100,000 targets. |
03/21/2013 22:58:17 |
1.60 |
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Holes is holes |
Take 10,000 hits. |
03/21/2013 22:58:17 |
1.54 |
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Z for Zachariah |
Complete the game having killed everything. |
03/21/2013 22:58:18 |
1.43 |
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Boondock Saint |
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die |
03/21/2013 22:58:18 |
1.57 |
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I swear, the AR is for hunting! |
Complete the game using only the M16. |
03/21/2013 22:58:18 |
1.50 |
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Army of One |
Use every weapon in the game. |
03/21/2013 22:58:18 |
1.41 |
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From my cold, dead hands |
Complete a level with less than 10 health. |
03/21/2013 22:58:18 |
1.19 |
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NOPE! Chuck Testa. |
Fight an ostrich. |
03/21/2013 22:58:19 |
1.23 |
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You want our autograph too? |
Watch all the credits. |
03/21/2013 22:58:19 |
1.26 |
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Ballmer Baller |
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game. |
03/21/2013 22:58:19 |
1.38 |
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The Hell's Fargo Wagon |
Firebomb the band. |
03/21/2013 22:58:20 |
1.11 |
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Took a banger in the mouth |
Take a rocket to the face. |
03/21/2013 22:58:21 |
0.63 |
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Never nude-ist |
Kill a naked person. |
03/21/2013 22:58:21 |
1.37 |
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Sissy |
Enable cheats. |
03/21/2013 22:58:21 |
1.27 |
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I'm afraid I just blue myself! |
Commit suicide. |
03/21/2013 22:58:21 |
0.84 |
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Bad touch! |
Touch someone while burning. |
03/21/2013 22:58:21 |
0.91 |
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