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SOUND CHECK |
everything is normal |
19.12.2025 23:57:59 |
1,17 |
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OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES |
when you explain an idea, the idea fundamentally changes. |
19.12.2025 23:57:59 |
1,20 |
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SETUP |
breakout success |
19.12.2025 23:57:59 |
1,50 |
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IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE... |
gladitorial rules |
19.12.2025 23:58:00 |
1,56 |
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PUNCHLINE |
a cruel answer |
19.12.2025 23:58:00 |
1,62 |
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A young girl plays a song. |
For all the days we've had, and all the days we will. |
19.12.2025 23:58:00 |
1,61 |
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<3 |
and the idea changes you in return. |
19.12.2025 23:58:00 |
1,61 |
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IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME |
"'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake |
19.12.2025 23:58:01 |
1,08 |
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WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON |
this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design |
19.12.2025 23:58:01 |
1,29 |
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LET'S GO FOR SIX |
you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times |
19.12.2025 23:58:01 |
1,40 |
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I am so proud of you! |
though seeing it written back like that it kind of sounds like i'm being sarcastic. i'm not! good job! |
19.12.2025 23:58:01 |
1,36 |
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Yes, there's release timing. |
Sorry. |
19.12.2025 23:58:02 |
1,26 |
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PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT |
combo unbreaker |
19.12.2025 23:58:02 |
1,40 |
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STAR...t |
You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements |
19.12.2025 23:58:02 |
1,50 |
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STALLING. |
I thought I'd think she'd be taller. |
19.12.2025 23:58:02 |
1,80 |
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THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER |
local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one |
19.12.2025 23:58:03 |
0,00 |
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I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE |
okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue |
19.12.2025 23:58:03 |
0,00 |
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IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME |
nostalgia. bitters. demerara. |
19.12.2025 23:58:03 |
1,84 |
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DEAD BALL |
Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo. |
19.12.2025 23:58:04 |
0,00 |
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FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS |
no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping |
19.12.2025 23:58:04 |
1,56 |
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I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS |
okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it." |
19.12.2025 23:58:04 |
2,10 |
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Be nice. |
Be NICE. |
19.12.2025 23:58:04 |
1,26 |
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MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB |
it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true |
19.12.2025 23:58:04 |
1,80 |
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ROPE BURN |
This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game |
19.12.2025 23:58:05 |
1,18 |
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A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW |
Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors |
19.12.2025 23:58:05 |
0,00 |
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WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN |
sewer? i hardly kn |
19.12.2025 23:58:05 |
1,56 |
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SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? |
honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that |
19.12.2025 23:58:05 |
1,84 |
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THE STUFF HAVER |
look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these |
19.12.2025 23:58:05 |
0,00 |
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please read the text :( |
we spent a lot of time on it, |
19.12.2025 23:58:06 |
1,56 |
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AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE |
past the morning every day |
19.12.2025 23:58:06 |
1,84 |
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ARCADE FLAWLESS |
people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself |
19.12.2025 23:58:06 |
1,93 |
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DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN |
You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars" |
19.12.2025 23:58:06 |
1,80 |
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I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS |
You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now |
19.12.2025 23:58:07 |
0,00 |
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CRITICAL BASS THEORY |
YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING. |
19.12.2025 23:58:07 |
2,01 |
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[white label] |
remarked |
19.12.2025 23:58:07 |
2,31 |
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please change your offset |
either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose |
19.12.2025 23:58:07 |
2,31 |
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I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game. |
there are actually many rhythm games |
19.12.2025 23:58:07 |
2,31 |
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:( |
this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough. |
19.12.2025 23:58:08 |
2,10 |
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT |
pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law |
19.12.2025 23:58:08 |
2,01 |
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OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. |
it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game |
19.12.2025 23:58:08 |
1,84 |
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AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED |
if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you |
19.12.2025 23:58:08 |
1,84 |
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ONE MORE BEGINNING |
lost family found |
19.12.2025 23:58:08 |
2,31 |
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ONE VERY FULL COMBO |
technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that. |
19.12.2025 23:58:09 |
0,00 |
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ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS |
until next time. |
19.12.2025 23:58:09 |
0,00 |
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