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R. Kelly's Protege |
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
12/13/2013 20:42:55 |
0.34 |
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Duck Dynasty |
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
12/13/2013 20:42:56 |
0.42 |
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Here, Wilfred |
Gained your first dog helper. |
12/13/2013 20:42:56 |
0.47 |
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Chapelle's Show |
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
12/13/2013 20:42:57 |
1.00 |
|
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
12/13/2013 20:42:57 |
0.46 |
|
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
12/13/2013 20:42:58 |
1.28 |
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
Survived Monday. |
12/13/2013 20:42:58 |
0.43 |
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C U Next Tuesday |
Survived Tuesday. |
12/13/2013 20:43:00 |
0.60 |
|
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
Survived Wednesday. |
12/13/2013 20:43:00 |
0.68 |
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
Survived Thursday. |
12/13/2013 20:43:01 |
0.77 |
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Workin' for the Weekend |
Survived Friday. |
12/13/2013 20:43:01 |
0.82 |
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
Survived Saturday. |
12/13/2013 20:43:02 |
0.89 |
|
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
12/13/2013 20:43:03 |
0.99 |
|
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
12/13/2013 20:43:03 |
1.17 |
|
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
12/13/2013 20:43:05 |
0.78 |
|
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
Totaled 30 cars. |
12/13/2013 20:43:05 |
1.02 |
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Hello, Newman |
Kicked 30 dogs. |
12/13/2013 20:43:06 |
1.21 |
|
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Darth Maul'd! |
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
12/13/2013 20:43:07 |
0.91 |
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Reddit would be proud. |
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
12/13/2013 20:43:08 |
1.01 |
|
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Pussy on a Pedestal |
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
12/13/2013 20:43:08 |
1.19 |
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
12/13/2013 20:43:09 |
0.82 |
|
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Uncle T-Bag |
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
12/13/2013 20:43:09 |
1.21 |
|
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
12/13/2013 20:43:10 |
0.65 |
|
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Running With Scissors |
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
12/13/2013 20:43:10 |
1.02 |
|
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
Killed over 1,000 people. |
12/13/2013 20:43:11 |
0.84 |
|
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
12/13/2013 20:43:12 |
0.78 |
|
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Lieberman is our Leader! |
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
12/13/2013 20:43:12 |
0.64 |
|
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
12/13/2013 20:43:13 |
0.73 |
|
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Can't Touch This |
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
12/13/2013 20:43:13 |
0.85 |
|
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Fear and Loathing |
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
12/13/2013 20:43:14 |
1.29 |
|
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Señor Cornballer |
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
12/13/2013 20:43:14 |
1.06 |
|
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
12/13/2013 20:43:15 |
0.80 |
|
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Rick Grimes 4 Life |
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
12/13/2013 20:43:15 |
1.03 |
|
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Anustart! |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
12/13/2013 20:43:16 |
1.37 |
|
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40 Year Old Virgin |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
12/13/2013 20:43:17 |
1.40 |
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
12/13/2013 20:43:17 |
1.43 |
|
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical |
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
12/13/2013 20:43:17 |
1.39 |
|
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Scientology Level: OT VIII |
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
12/13/2013 20:43:18 |
1.49 |
|
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Fur Sure! |
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
12/13/2013 20:43:18 |
0.68 |
|
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
12/13/2013 20:43:19 |
0.61 |
|
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
12/13/2013 20:43:19 |
0.81 |
|
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Finkle IS Einhorn! |
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
12/13/2013 20:43:20 |
0.59 |
|
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
12/13/2013 20:43:21 |
1.04 |
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Shiva Blast |
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
12/13/2013 20:43:21 |
1.02 |
|
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Don't taze me, bro! |
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
12/13/2013 20:43:21 |
1.18 |
|
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I Am Legend |
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
12/13/2013 20:43:22 |
1.02 |
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I should buy a boat |
Read the newspaper every day. |
12/13/2013 20:43:22 |
1.06 |
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Friend of Dorothy |
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
12/13/2013 20:43:23 |
0.38 |
|
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Officer McLovin' |
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
12/13/2013 20:43:24 |
0.49 |
|
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Paid the Piper |
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
12/13/2013 20:43:24 |
0.93 |
|
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
Kicked open a door. |
12/13/2013 20:43:25 |
0.40 |
|
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
Put out someone that's on fire. |
12/13/2013 20:43:25 |
0.53 |
|
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
Sucked down your own piss. |
12/13/2013 20:43:26 |
0.54 |
|
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
12/13/2013 20:43:26 |
0.65 |
|
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
Wore all three outfits. |
12/13/2013 20:43:27 |
0.88 |
|
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I don't need virgins for this |
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
12/13/2013 20:43:27 |
1.12 |
|
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A-Rod Who? |
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
12/13/2013 20:43:28 |
1.05 |
|
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Door Mat |
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
12/13/2013 20:43:28 |
0.86 |
|
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Chuck Norris'd! |
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
12/13/2013 20:43:29 |
0.91 |
|
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One time, at band camp... |
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
12/13/2013 20:43:30 |
1.13 |
|
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There's always money in the banana stand |
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
12/13/2013 20:43:30 |
1.03 |
|
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SCREW that game! |
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
12/13/2013 20:43:31 |
1.27 |
|
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
12/13/2013 20:43:31 |
1.06 |
|
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
12/13/2013 20:43:32 |
0.82 |
|
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John Rambo'd! |
Made a very long killing spree. |
12/13/2013 20:43:33 |
1.16 |
|
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Gary vs. The K. Man |
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
12/13/2013 20:43:34 |
1.32 |
|
 |
You are not alone |
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
12/13/2013 20:43:34 |
0.97 |
|
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Thanks for the money! |
Finished all seven days. |
12/13/2013 20:43:35 |
1.02 |
|
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I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
06/29/2016 10:42:11 |
1.04 |
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