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Drunken Logic |
Climb over Marangi's fence — "He could have climbed over from literally anywhere else!" |
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I Know What I'm Doing! |
Get hit by every single boss attack in a single cycle — "Shut up, I meant to do that!" |
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Carly Simon Would Be So Proud! |
Check Vincent's designer jeans — "Dude, they're expensive and extremely relevant to the plot!" |
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I Must Reflect On This |
Solve the missing portrait puzzle — "You know, because of the mirror... shut up, I'm funny!" |
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I Must Reflect On This Too |
Defeat Chapter 1 Boss — "It's still funny dammit!" |
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Nurture And Nature |
Complete Chapter 1 — "It takes both to make a perfectly dysfunctional adult!" |
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Animal Farm, Really? |
Exit the childhood room — "I read it when I was 6 and it changed my life!" |
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Introspective My Axe! |
Use the assembled axe to access the wardrobe — "Duct tape solves every problem, but can it patch the leak in my soul?" |
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That's Bait! |
Try the calendar date to access the laptop — "I mean, there's even a red herring drawn on it, c'mon!" |
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Aunt Agatha Is Scum! |
Listen to church gossip — "I heard she drowns puppies in her spare time" |
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Motherload Of Problems |
Escape Mother's Room — "You left just before she started asking why you’re not married yet." |
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Father-Figure It Out |
Escape Father's Room — "The laptop could have had more interactable icons, but eeh..." |
05/01/2025 04:44:21 |
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Amazing Game Design! |
Acquire Spark of Volition — "Give the player a new toy to keep gameplay fresh..." |
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Questionable Game Design! |
Lose Spark of Volition — "...Then take it immediately away!" |
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Patience Of A Saint |
Watch the credits till the end — "You endured unskippable cutscenes and now unskippable credits too!" |
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