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Finished Tutorial |
Bravo! You killed some guards and peasants! How about getting that evil witch now? |
07/16/2022 14:28:51 |
0.93 |
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Unlocked Ranger |
Amazing! You defeated the big fat Serfmaster to unlock a new playable class! |
08/21/2022 01:54:12 |
1.23 |
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Sold Your Soul |
You did like David Bowie and sold your soul to the devil! Was it worth it? |
08/21/2022 01:54:12 |
0.00 |
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Child Killer |
You did... what? You killed children? What kind of monster... |
08/21/2022 01:54:12 |
0.00 |
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Stache Crasher |
You mashed up Captain Stashton's bottom and sent him back to his sugar mommy crying. |
08/21/2022 01:54:13 |
0.00 |
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In Nomine Pater |
Thou cleansed the church and freed up the mind of Father Almund. |
08/21/2022 01:54:13 |
0.00 |
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Kingslayer |
This was your choice. You had other options and your doing will never be forgotten. |
08/21/2022 01:54:13 |
0.00 |
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Big Bossomed Goth Girlfriend Slayer |
You made the right choice. It was the only sensible option. Better a crying father than a dead one. |
08/21/2022 01:54:13 |
0.00 |
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King of the Hell |
Seriously, you're just annoying now. What would you do if I came knocking on your door seeking answers? |
08/21/2022 01:54:13 |
0.00 |
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Pumpkinhead |
Congratulations! You defeated the first boss of the game and probably the easiest! How many times did you try? 4 times? 5? |
08/21/2022 01:54:13 |
0.00 |
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Somnium Waker |
You ventured deep into the Somnium and defeated the monster from your childhood. |
08/21/2022 01:54:14 |
0.00 |
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V Falling |
Woohoo, you beat one run! 3 more to go to finish the story! |
08/21/2022 01:54:14 |
0.00 |
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V Falling... Again? |
Wait, is this right? |
08/21/2022 01:54:14 |
0.00 |
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Dragontorn |
Defeated the second boss of the game, Stormjr, the Water Dragon and br- Oops! Almost spilled a secret! |
08/21/2022 01:54:14 |
0.00 |
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The 0.01% |
You beat the game! Defeated Tyl and saved the universe! What now? |
08/21/2022 01:54:14 |
0.00 |
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Armed To The Teeth |
Unlocked starting gear for all classes! |
08/21/2022 01:54:14 |
0.00 |
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Where Does This Fit? |
You bought the key from Willard! What does it unlock? |
08/21/2022 01:54:15 |
0.00 |
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Fallen Hero Reunited |
You found a way to reunite the fallen hero of the shrine! |
08/21/2022 01:54:15 |
0.00 |
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Mage Unlocked |
Incredible! Don't mess with her or she'll freeze your bladder and ignite your nose hair. |
08/21/2022 01:54:15 |
0.00 |
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Permanentisizer |
You made a spell permanent! You should be proud of yourself on the next run! Don't be proud now, be proud next run! |
08/21/2022 01:54:15 |
0.00 |
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