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Congratulations!!! Congratulations! Congratulations... |
Congratulations! You won one game! |
12/23/2021 19:10:12 |
1.80 |
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You're Fired! |
Boo!!! You Stink! You lost a game! You're fired! |
12/23/2021 19:10:12 |
2.14 |
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A Rich Man's Game |
You finished a game with over 50,000 networth! Congratulations! |
12/23/2021 19:10:12 |
2.36 |
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A Poor Man's Game |
You finished with a networth below $100! Impressive ineptitude! |
12/23/2021 19:10:12 |
2.06 |
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Two Commas |
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 million! |
12/23/2021 19:10:12 |
2.36 |
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Three Commas |
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 billion! |
12/23/2021 19:10:13 |
2.84 |
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2x |
You doubled your investment! Wow! Whoa! |
12/23/2021 19:10:13 |
2.14 |
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1/2 |
You lost half your starting money! Boo! |
12/23/2021 19:10:13 |
2.06 |
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Mortgage |
You played a 30 year game! Hopefully you made enough to pay off that mortgage! |
12/23/2021 19:10:13 |
2.14 |
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In Your Debt |
You took out a loan! Good luck paying it back! |
12/23/2021 21:09:33 |
2.24 |
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Whoops! Lost All Your Moneyy |
You forgot to pay your loan and lost all your money! Too bad! |
12/23/2021 21:09:33 |
2.24 |
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FREEDOM!!!! |
You paid off your loan! You're free, for now... |
12/23/2021 21:09:33 |
2.24 |
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Rookie Numbers |
10 wins? You got to pump those numbers up if you want to make it in this racket |
12/26/2021 18:49:40 |
2.36 |
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Fiduciary |
Whoa, after 100 wins, looks like you can start making these trades legally (if you want to) |
12/26/2021 18:49:40 |
2.84 |
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Time to Retire |
After 1,000 wins, haven't you made enough money? What could you possibly need any more for? |
12/26/2021 18:49:40 |
2.84 |
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There's Always Next Year |
10 loses? Happens to everyone. You're just trying to get your sea legs. It takes some longer than others... |
12/26/2021 18:49:40 |
2.54 |
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Career Change? |
Oof, 100 loses? Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I don't think it's working out. |
12/26/2021 18:49:41 |
2.84 |
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DSM5 Diagnostic Criteria: Gambling Disorder |
1,000 loses? It's time for a talk... |
12/26/2021 18:49:41 |
2.84 |
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The Splits |
Hey, your stalk split! Is that good? Is that bad? Who can say what anything is these days. |
12/26/2021 18:49:41 |
2.14 |
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All In |
300 shares of an individual stalk? Let's frickin go! |
12/26/2021 18:49:41 |
2.06 |
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Diversified |
Owning at least 10 shares of every stalk and bond? Interesting strategy. I hope it works out for you (get a load of this guy lol) |
12/26/2021 18:49:41 |
2.24 |
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A New Century Dawns |
You played a 99 year game. Why? Is this a call for help. |
12/26/2021 18:49:41 |
2.14 |
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Bankrupt!!! |
Your stalk went bankrupt? It went to zero? They're allowed to do that? |
12/26/2021 18:49:41 |
2.00 |
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Howdy Cowpoke |
That yeehaw was much obliged, pardner |
12/29/2021 00:12:27 |
2.24 |
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Old Timer |
After 100 yeehaws, it's still tickles my bits to see a familiar face such as yourself |
12/29/2021 00:12:28 |
2.84 |
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