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Petty Thief |
You have stolen a meagre amount of things. Congratulations |
05/01/2025 04:44:10 |
1,48 |
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Burglar |
You can now call yourself a true burglar. Your parents would be proud. |
05/04/2025 05:56:48 |
1,65 |
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Prolific Robber |
You have made a name for yourself. Rumours swirl about your existance. |
05/04/2025 05:56:49 |
1,65 |
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International Crime Lord |
You have amassed a fortune of illicit funds. Your name evokes fear in the eyes of the idle wealthy. |
05/04/2025 05:56:49 |
1,65 |
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Thug |
You have broken a few things and made people sad. Good job. |
05/04/2025 05:56:49 |
1,48 |
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Vandal |
You have destroyed a lot of stuff. People are getting annoyed. |
05/04/2025 05:56:49 |
1,65 |
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Bull in a China Shop |
You have become well-known for destroying everything that you come across. |
05/04/2025 05:56:50 |
1,78 |
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Master of Destruction |
You destroy with reckless abandon. Fragility must be shattered. The whole made many. You are on a crusade of chaos and nothing stands in your way. |
05/04/2025 05:56:50 |
1,78 |
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Apprentice Infiltrator |
You have begun the journey to become an infiltrator. Go unseen. |
05/04/2025 05:56:50 |
1,78 |
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Intermediate Infiltrator |
You are well on your way to mastering infiltration. You tread lightly, and keep hidden. |
05/04/2025 05:56:50 |
1,78 |
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Master Infiltrator |
You have become a ghost. Clouds obscure your form. You leap like a frog and disappear like an apparition. |
05/04/2025 05:56:50 |
1,78 |
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Apprentice Strongman |
You have begun the journey to become a strongman. Go smash. |
05/04/2025 05:56:51 |
1,78 |
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Intermediate Strongman |
You getting good strong. Powerful yes. Big strength. |
05/04/2025 05:56:51 |
1,78 |
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Master Strongman |
Strong now. Not think. Lift, smash, throw. |
05/04/2025 05:56:51 |
1,78 |
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Apprentice Mastermind |
You have begun the journey to become a mastermind. Go plot. |
05/04/2025 05:56:51 |
1,78 |
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Intermediate Mastermind |
Your brain has grown to 1.5x its previous size. You feel as though you're on the cusp of mastering your intellect. |
05/04/2025 05:56:52 |
1,78 |
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Master Mind |
You have achieved the Master Mind. You can multiply large numbers in your head. You see reality in code. You are concerned that your brain may be leaking out of your head slightly. |
05/04/2025 05:56:52 |
1,78 |
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Can't have a crap in detroit |
Steal someone's toilet. You monster. |
05/04/2025 05:56:52 |
1,78 |
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No Driver's License |
Steal a vehicle. You don't know how to drive. |
05/04/2025 05:56:52 |
1,65 |
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Illegal Parking |
Steal 5 vehicles. You still don't have a license. |
05/04/2025 05:56:52 |
1,78 |
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Grand Theft Auto |
Steal 25 cars. And you did it without ever disabling the parking brakes. Impressive. |
05/04/2025 05:56:53 |
1,78 |
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We have gold at home |
Steal 5 gold bars. All of them fake. |
05/04/2025 05:56:53 |
1,65 |
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Black Market |
Steal a resident. Don't ask too many questions about the buyer. |
05/04/2025 05:56:53 |
1,78 |
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Human Trafficking |
Steal 5 residents. You're starting to scare me. |
05/04/2025 05:56:53 |
1,78 |
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Organ Harvester |
Steal 25 residents. Please stop. |
05/04/2025 05:56:54 |
1,78 |
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Extra Terrestrial Theft |
Steal the UFO and turn it into a sick getaway vehicle. |
05/04/2025 05:56:54 |
1,78 |
|
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Sweet, a helicopter |
Steal the helicopter and turn it into a sick getaway vehicle. |
05/04/2025 05:56:54 |
1,65 |
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Get out of Jail Free |
Free a friend from the police van after they mess up and get busted. |
05/04/2025 05:56:54 |
1,65 |
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Audacious |
Steal the police van and turn it into a sick getaway vehicle. |
05/04/2025 05:56:54 |
1,78 |
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You'll never catch me alive |
Escape from the police after they are called to the scene. |
05/04/2025 05:56:55 |
1,65 |
|
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Everything but the... Nevermind |
Steal the kitchen sink |
05/04/2025 05:56:55 |
1,78 |
|
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Big Haul |
Steal a big haul of more than 30 items. Where do you fit it all? |
05/04/2025 05:56:55 |
1,65 |
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Huge Haul |
Steal a huge haul of more than 60 items. I think that's enough now. |
05/04/2025 05:56:55 |
1,78 |
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Legendary Haul |
Steal a legendary haul of more than 100 items. Your name will live on in history. |
05/04/2025 05:56:55 |
1,78 |
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Goal-Oriented |
Complete 3 mission objectives. Keep this up and we'll make a lot of money together. |
05/17/2025 23:40:36 |
1,78 |
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Thirst for Crime |
Complete 10 mission objectives. You really like following orders don't you? |
05/17/2025 23:40:36 |
1,78 |
|
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Criminal Lackey |
Complete 25 mission objectives. You're an obedient asset to the criminal underworld. |
05/17/2025 23:40:36 |
1,78 |
|
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That shrinking feeling |
Steal the shrink ray to use in future heists. |
05/17/2025 23:40:36 |
1,65 |
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What's that wolf doing in my VR? |
Steal a wolf. In VR. |
05/17/2025 23:40:36 |
1,78 |
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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON |
You're stuck with it now. |
05/17/2025 23:40:36 |
1,78 |
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The Price of a Soul |
Ten gold bars. I hope it was worth it. |
05/17/2025 23:40:36 |
1,78 |
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Smoother than Silk |
Steal the smoothest brain. |
05/17/2025 23:40:36 |
1,48 |
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Should Really Get that Checked Out |
Steal a septic eyeball. Disgusting. |
05/17/2025 23:40:36 |
1,78 |
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