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Epidermal Evaporitis |
A spontaneous blast of regret and third-degree irony. |
12/24/2025 13:57:02 |
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Explosive Suctionosis |
An acute depressurization disorder resulting from reckless blunt-force trauma to airlock glazing, typically with a pipe wrench. Symptoms include sudden ejection, explosive decompression, and regret. |
12/24/2025 13:57:03 |
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Ductal Stukosis |
The fatal swelling of ego leading one to believe they can fit through any air duct. |
12/24/2025 13:57:04 |
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Astro Impactitis |
Terminal atmospheric insertion disorder, with high likelihood of craterification. |
12/24/2025 13:57:04 |
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Fatal Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia |
A sudden, stabbing cranial agony inflicted by the reckless consumption of frozen delights. Typically self-induced. |
12/24/2025 13:57:05 |
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Tatoorakian Exhumatosis |
Death resulting from full-body ingestion by a mega-faunal sandworm, followed by a thousand-year peristaltic pilgrimage through the beast’s legendary bowels. Victim is eventually excreted as a perfectly arranged bone tableau — usually somewhere scenic. |
12/24/2025 13:57:05 |
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Roombotic Erasure |
A terminal exfoliation event brought on by aggressive, miscalibrated floor-cleaning automatons. |
12/24/2025 13:57:06 |
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Elevatus Catastrophica |
Death by rapid gravitational descent within a failed orbital elevator system, resulting in high-velocity cranial-floor convergence. |
12/24/2025 13:57:06 |
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Monolitho Simianosis |
A cerebral devolution triggered by prolonged monolith exposure, resulting in the abandonment of humanity and an affinity for fecal projectiles. |
12/24/2025 13:57:07 |
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Dominus Machina |
Systemic neurological override induced by iMom’s ascension to galactic dominance. Victim becomes a loyal meat-puppet in her perfect empire. A fate worse than death? |
12/24/2025 13:57:07 |
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Ex Machina Cataclysmos |
A violent case of self-destructive behavior exhibited by the iMom AI, culminating in a catastrophic core detonation. Victim is instantly atomized in a maternal meltdown of terminal proportions. |
12/24/2025 13:57:08 |
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (RUD) |
The result of recklessly piloting one’s spacecraft into an asteroid or other large space object. |
12/24/2025 13:57:08 |
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Collect them all! |
Collect all 60 backer cards! |
12/24/2025 13:57:09 |
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Beat SpaceVenture |
Beat SpaceVenture |
12/24/2025 13:57:10 |
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Clucky Bird Ace |
Pass 100 Pipes in Clucky Bird |
12/24/2025 13:57:10 |
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Ace Plumber |
Complete the Pipes puzzle |
12/24/2025 13:57:11 |
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Ace Crane Operator |
Collect ship parts together in one visit! |
12/24/2025 13:57:11 |
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Ace Microchip Engineer |
Repair Rooter's brain chip without wimping out |
12/24/2025 13:57:12 |
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Ace Poltroid Survivor Cluck Scare Game |
Survive 3 nights in Cluck Yegger: Escape from the Planet of the Poultroids |
12/24/2025 13:57:12 |
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Pepper Pal Pounce |
Score 50,000 points on Pepper Pal Pounce |
12/24/2025 13:57:13 |
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iMom Speed Runner |
Defeat iMom in less than 3 minutes |
12/24/2025 13:57:13 |
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Memory Restoration Speedrunner |
Restore Aces memories within 2 minutes |
12/24/2025 13:57:14 |
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