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Amnesia badge |
Fashionable and compulsory... what's not to love? |
16.11.2021 09:10:52 |
0,64 |
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Ankle bracelet |
Unfortunately, you're still allowed within 200 meters of a MegaMart. |
16.11.2021 09:10:52 |
0,97 |
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Cheesy Laptop |
Excess cheddar voids the warranty. |
16.11.2021 09:10:52 |
1,01 |
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Mind opening crystal |
Opens minds, wallets and skulls. |
16.11.2021 09:10:52 |
1,20 |
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Diana |
She eats better than you, probably. |
16.11.2021 09:10:52 |
1,27 |
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Employee of the Decade |
Does not come with an increase in pay. |
16.11.2021 09:10:53 |
0,87 |
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Fake degree |
Nobody checks these things... right? |
16.11.2021 09:10:53 |
1,09 |
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Fake moustache |
Would someone with a moustache lie to you? |
16.11.2021 09:10:53 |
1,01 |
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Important book |
If you bought this book, that means that you are very intelligent. |
16.11.2021 09:10:53 |
0,67 |
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Influencer's phone |
It's just a prank, bro!' is not a valid legal defence. |
16.11.2021 09:10:53 |
0,97 |
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TennisRacket |
Offers solid feel and stability while still light enough to quickly protect your face. |
16.11.2021 09:10:53 |
0,82 |
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Memorial portrait |
Died doing what she loved: Enjoying her favourite influencer. |
16.11.2021 09:10:54 |
1,14 |
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Ball and chain |
Worth it...? |
16.11.2021 09:10:54 |
1,57 |
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Bestie's ribbon |
Only just falls within the MegaMart allowance for self-expression. |
16.11.2021 09:10:54 |
1,57 |
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Filthy bucket |
Emptied one a month, washed once a year. |
16.11.2021 09:10:54 |
1,27 |
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Creator bracelets |
He can take many forms... including the wrong one. |
16.11.2021 09:10:54 |
0,97 |
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Influencer's Necklace |
Solid gold, just like his content. |
16.11.2021 09:10:54 |
1,57 |
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Kitchen Knife |
Extremely well used... just not for cooking. |
16.11.2021 09:10:54 |
1,20 |
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A million bucks |
Tasteful briefcase for when you absolutely must onshore dark money. |
16.11.2021 09:10:55 |
1,20 |
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Megaphone |
Heightens the users volume <i>AND</i> credibility! |
16.11.2021 09:10:55 |
1,14 |
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Muzzle |
Go ahead, ask him for leave. He won't bite... probably. |
16.11.2021 09:10:55 |
1,35 |
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Reminder |
Disagreehab isn't usually this effective... |
16.11.2021 09:10:55 |
1,09 |
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Nuclear football |
Who needs policies anyway? |
16.11.2021 09:10:55 |
1,27 |
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Podcast microphone |
So high fidelity, it's like there's a boss right there in the room with you! |
16.11.2021 09:10:56 |
1,20 |
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Porcelein possum |
You listened to facts about Possums. You must love them very much! |
16.11.2021 09:10:56 |
1,35 |
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Possum |
Naww, look at his beady little eyes! His twitchy little nose! His frothy little mouth... |
16.11.2021 09:10:56 |
1,20 |
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Potted cactus |
But where was she going without ever knowing the way? |
16.11.2021 09:10:56 |
0,90 |
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Rose |
The heart wants what it wants. |
16.11.2021 09:10:56 |
1,27 |
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Photocopier |
"Worth stealing for— paper jam? Again!?" |
16.11.2021 09:10:57 |
1,01 |
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Torch |
The batteries always last until they're needed. |
16.11.2021 09:10:57 |
1,44 |
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Trucker Hat |
Ayup. That's a hat. |
16.11.2021 09:10:57 |
1,35 |
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Waifu-Chan Poster |
Designed to appeal to those who don't. |
16.11.2021 09:10:57 |
1,44 |
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X-rays |
The 'No' centre of the hippocampus is clearly damaged. |
16.11.2021 09:10:58 |
0,87 |
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