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The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut

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4.9 average hours needed for completion.

24 achievements worth of 50.76 points

Achievement		Description	Crawled	Points	Report as
Choose... The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut Soundtrack Broken Temporary Nonrecurring Seasonal Monetary Unobtainable
	Redneck Unlocked!	Unlocked the Redneck as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:14	1.40
	Old Lady Unlocked!	Unlocked the Old Lady as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:14	1.41
	GunGuy Unlocked!	Unlocked secret character GunGuy from Blaster Shooter GunGuy! as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:14	1.85
	Hillbilly Unlocked!	Unlocked the Hillbilly as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:14	1.62
	Pothead Unlocked!	Unlocked the Pothead as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:14	1.88
	Tom Unlocked!	Unlocked a Tom as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:15	1.94
	Aesthetic Man Unlocked!	Unlocked the secret character Aesthetic Man from Aesthetic Melody as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:15	2.75
	Unicorn Unlocked!	Unlocked the Unicorn as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:15	2.10
	Octopus Unlocked!	Unlocked the Octopus as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:15	2.10
	First Blood!	Died for the first time. It won't be your last.	04/22/2020 13:32:15	1.14
	Off to a Good Start	Wow... died ten times already huh?	04/22/2020 13:32:15	1.20
	Hehe xD	You died 69 times... lol that's... that's the number for... hahaha.	04/22/2020 13:32:16	1.58
	Happy Die-Centennial!	You've died 100 times. Honestly I just feel bad at this point.	04/22/2020 13:32:16	1.67
	They're all repeats from here.	You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope they didn't damage your self esteem too badly.	04/22/2020 13:32:16	1.73
	HOW?!	You beat the entire game without dying a single time.	04/22/2020 13:32:16	2.75
	Slow and Steady Wins the Race!	Speed run the game in under an hour. Not bad, but you can do better.	04/22/2020 13:32:16	2.58
	Speed Freak!	Speed run the game in under half an hour. Now that's fast, but let's set a record.	04/22/2020 13:32:17	2.75
	That's Insane!	Speed run the game in under a third of an hour. Now that's what I'm talking about!	04/22/2020 13:32:17	2.75
	Peter Unlocked!	Unlocked the secret doge Peter as a playable character.	04/22/2020 13:32:17	2.10
	Master Platformer	You beat the game dying less than ten times.	04/22/2020 13:32:17	3.05
	Intermediate Platformer	You beat the game dying less than fifty times.	04/22/2020 13:32:17	3.05
	Novice Platformer	You beat the game dying less than one hundred times.	04/22/2020 13:32:17	3.05
	The Narrator is a DICK	You beat the game!	04/22/2020 13:32:17	2.15
	Slow_Poke	Cleared the game in under three hours. Turtle turtle.	04/22/2020 13:32:17	2.15

DLCs were last updated on February 16, 2025 at 01:30 AM.

Next automatic update on September 27, 2026 at 10:00 PM.