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A Rose By Any Other |
Give a name to your newborn baby. No pressure, right? |
10/15/2020 02:47:47 |
0.35 |
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You've Got a Friend in Me |
Establish a connection with another parent. |
10/15/2020 02:47:48 |
0.39 |
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Commode Conqueror |
Achieve full potty-trained status as soon as possible. |
10/15/2020 02:47:48 |
0.55 |
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Sleep It Off |
Help someone else's baby get a full, uninterrupted nap. |
10/15/2020 02:47:48 |
0.71 |
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Family Matters |
Don't let your sister go away angry in Year 4. |
10/15/2020 02:47:49 |
0.47 |
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One Down… |
Insure that your child survives the first day of school. |
10/15/2020 02:47:49 |
0.45 |
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We Party the Hardiest of All |
Spare no expense when it comes to the seventh birthday party. |
10/15/2020 02:47:49 |
0.80 |
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Pet Get! |
The more the merrier, right? |
10/15/2020 02:47:49 |
0.49 |
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Das Boot |
Don't let a minor vehicle issue pump the brakes on the quest for a driver's license. |
10/15/2020 02:47:50 |
0.71 |
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Play It Laude |
Watch your child graduate high school. |
10/15/2020 02:47:50 |
0.52 |
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Valedictorian Vindication |
Watch your child graduate at the top of the class. |
10/15/2020 02:47:50 |
1.05 |
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Fostering a Friendship |
Your longtime friend came to the graduation party. |
10/15/2020 02:47:50 |
0.52 |
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Protecting a Parent |
Your child's biological relative came to the graduation party. |
10/15/2020 02:47:50 |
0.75 |
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In Recognition |
Travel far in order to watch your not-so-little one accept a major award. |
10/15/2020 02:47:50 |
1.45 |
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You Like Me, You Really Like Me |
Raise a child who still voluntarily spends a good deal of time with you when all is said and done. |
10/15/2020 02:47:51 |
0.57 |
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The Circle Closes |
Complete a playthrough of The Parenting Simulator. |
10/15/2020 02:47:51 |
0.52 |
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I Refuse to Choose |
Randomly select your child's gender. |
10/15/2020 02:47:51 |
0.71 |
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Seems Familiar |
Come upon a name from another time, another place. |
10/15/2020 02:47:51 |
0.71 |
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Illness Immunity |
You managed to prevent your baby from getting sick during their first year. |
10/15/2020 02:47:51 |
0.57 |
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Cha-ching! |
Win the WeViewer's Choice Contest. |
10/15/2020 02:47:51 |
0.97 |
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Diapers or Bust |
Allow your little one to go as long as possible without mastering the toilet. |
10/15/2020 02:47:52 |
1.27 |
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Moonshot |
Have a plan backfire in the best way possible. |
10/15/2020 02:47:52 |
1.45 |
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In Memory of Sully |
Take a hard line on going under the water in Year 7. |
10/15/2020 02:47:52 |
0.64 |
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Go Fish |
Make a less long-term commitment when shopping for potential pets. |
10/15/2020 02:47:52 |
1.75 |
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Lending an (Under)hand |
Sacrifice the moral high ground to boost your child's chances in Year 9. |
10/15/2020 02:47:52 |
1.75 |
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No Means No |
Be active against activities! |
10/15/2020 02:47:52 |
1.75 |
|
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Your Last Stand |
Manage to complete the best possible diorama without your child's assistance in Year 10. |
10/15/2020 02:47:52 |
1.75 |
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Don't Look Back in Anger |
Take a hard swerve to avoid turning onto Memory Lane in Year 11. |
10/15/2020 02:47:52 |
1.27 |
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Paging Kenny Loggins |
Enter the danger zone. |
10/15/2020 02:47:52 |
1.15 |
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Outsourcing |
Resolve an awkward sister situation by calling in an unlikely conflict resolution assistant in Year 12. |
10/15/2020 02:47:53 |
1.75 |
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The Power of Gift Cards |
Help your child pass a major audition. |
10/15/2020 02:47:53 |
1.27 |
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Get Paid |
Extract a heavy toll to perform a household task. |
10/15/2020 02:47:53 |
1.05 |
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Get Paid What You're Worth |
Exploit your child's laziness for maximum profit. |
10/15/2020 02:47:53 |
1.05 |
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The Finder |
Locate something very valuable that has been misplaced. |
10/15/2020 02:47:53 |
0.57 |
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Climb the Ladder |
Claw your way up to an executive position at work. |
10/15/2020 02:47:53 |
0.90 |
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Ground Floor |
Remain a low-level employee as long as possible. |
10/15/2020 02:47:53 |
1.75 |
|
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Wonder of Wonders |
Convince your teenager that you're actually worth spending time with in Year 15. |
10/15/2020 02:47:53 |
0.71 |
|
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Access Denied |
Suspend your offspring's license before it's even issued. |
10/15/2020 02:47:54 |
1.27 |
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High Score |
Help your child get top marks on a standardized test. |
10/15/2020 02:47:54 |
0.97 |
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Remix |
Receive an upgraded version of a previous gift. |
10/15/2020 02:47:54 |
1.05 |
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Good for What Ails You |
Make a high-stakes gamble on your pet's life…and win. |
10/15/2020 02:47:54 |
1.15 |
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A Walking Insurance Nightmare |
Go to the hospital the maximum number of times in the story. |
10/15/2020 02:47:54 |
1.75 |
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Sustaining a Sister |
Your sister came to the graduation party. |
10/15/2020 02:47:54 |
0.75 |
|
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Death by Degrees |
Pay for college tuition or trade school completely out of your own pocket. |
10/15/2020 02:47:54 |
1.15 |
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Break Out the Packing Tape |
Fill the box with everything possible during the epilogue. |
10/15/2020 02:47:54 |
0.80 |
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A Sporting Chance |
Watch your child go pro in their sport of choice. |
10/15/2020 02:47:55 |
1.45 |
|
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Family in Film |
Experience the odd sensation of being the parent of someone with an IMDb page. |
10/15/2020 02:47:55 |
1.75 |
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The Master |
Have a child who becomes a true professional in their activity of choice. |
10/15/2020 02:47:55 |
1.45 |
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Work is Work |
See your offspring end up with a slightly more normal job than actor, athlete, or artist. |
10/15/2020 02:47:55 |
0.57 |
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The Razor's Edge |
Finish The Parenting Simulator with at least one stat at exactly 50%. |
10/15/2020 02:47:55 |
1.45 |
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