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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 1 |
Public Enemy No. 1 |
12/17/2019 22:53:10 |
0.72 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 420 |
Now that's what I call, a high score, ha! |
12/17/2019 22:53:10 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 412 |
Life Hack: don't wipe your ass with broken glass. |
12/17/2019 22:53:11 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 1337 |
eSports ready maybe |
12/17/2019 22:53:11 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 1488 |
I'll teach him to pull the trigger |
12/17/2019 22:53:12 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 22 |
Bring it in to your chest |
12/17/2019 22:53:12 |
0.72 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 1788 |
KaSkuLL's lament |
12/17/2019 22:53:12 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 10000 |
KaSkuLL's triumph |
12/17/2019 22:53:13 |
0.93 |
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You ready to go hard? |
HARD MODE UNLOCKED |
12/17/2019 22:53:13 |
0.93 |
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You have achieved a Hardhiscore! of 100 |
HARD 100 |
12/17/2019 22:53:14 |
0.93 |
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Now you're playing with power |
HD MODE UNLOCKED |
12/17/2019 22:53:14 |
0.93 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 100 |
The first "cha-ching!". Doesn't it feel good? |
12/17/2019 22:53:14 |
0.72 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 200 |
One point for every dollar you spent on this game. Nice. |
12/17/2019 22:53:15 |
0.72 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 300 |
Already running out of things to say for these. Doesn't bode well. |
12/17/2019 22:53:15 |
0.78 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 400 |
You could be watching RoboCop right now. |
12/17/2019 22:53:16 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 500 |
1987 Paul Verhoeven original of course. Not that 2014 mess. |
12/17/2019 22:53:16 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 600 |
Ok, hear me out - there's few films better than RoboCop, right? |
12/17/2019 22:53:16 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 700 |
So why risk watching ANY movie that isn't RoboCop? |
12/17/2019 22:53:17 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 800 |
So may films I've watched and at the end I think "I could have watched RoboCop instead" |
12/17/2019 22:53:17 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 900 |
Let me tell you, you're likely to have a more pleasureable life if you just stick to RoboCop. |
12/17/2019 22:53:18 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 1000 |
We apologise for the fault in the achievement descriptions. Those responsible have been sacked. |
12/17/2019 22:53:18 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hardhiscore! of 200 |
HARD 200 |
12/17/2019 22:53:19 |
0.93 |
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You have achieved a Hardhiscore! of 300 |
HARD 300 |
12/17/2019 22:53:19 |
0.93 |
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You have achieved a Hardhiscore! of 400 |
HARD 400 |
12/17/2019 22:53:19 |
0.93 |
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You have achieved a Hardhiscore! of 500 |
HARD 500 |
12/17/2019 22:53:20 |
0.93 |
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You have achieved a Hardhiscore! of 600 |
HARD 600 |
12/17/2019 22:53:20 |
0.93 |
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You have achieved a Hardhiscore! of 666 |
oh no what have you done |
12/17/2019 22:53:21 |
0.93 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 5 |
Winner winner Gario's making steak for dinner |
12/17/2019 22:53:21 |
0.72 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 88 |
Harassing wonan is good |
12/17/2019 22:53:21 |
0.72 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 647 |
gay |
12/17/2019 22:53:22 |
0.85 |
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You have achieved a Hiscore! of 76 |
It just works! |
12/17/2019 22:53:22 |
0.72 |
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You just got hard. In HD. |
HD Hard Mode unlocked! |
12/17/2019 22:53:22 |
1.02 |
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Ten Pumpkins Smashed |
Gish |
12/17/2019 22:53:23 |
1.15 |
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Twenty Pumpkins Smashed |
Siamese Dream |
12/17/2019 22:53:23 |
1.15 |
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Thirty Pumpkins Smashed |
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness |
12/17/2019 22:53:24 |
1.15 |
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Forty Pumpkins Smashed |
Adore |
12/17/2019 22:53:24 |
1.15 |
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Fifty Pumpkins Smashed |
Machina/The Machines of God |
12/17/2019 22:53:24 |
1.15 |
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Sixty Pumpkins Smashed |
Machina II/The Friends & Enemies of Modern Music |
12/17/2019 22:53:25 |
1.15 |
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Seventy Pumpkins Smashed |
Zeitgeist |
12/17/2019 22:53:25 |
1.15 |
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Eighty Pumpkins Smashed |
Oceania |
12/17/2019 22:53:25 |
1.15 |
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Ninety Pumpkins Smashed |
Monuments to an Elegy |
12/17/2019 22:53:25 |
1.15 |
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One Hundred Pumpkins Smashed |
Shiny and Oh So Bright, Vol. 1 / LP: No Past. No Future. No Sun. |
12/17/2019 22:53:26 |
1.15 |
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Five bats squished |
Bat Lord |
12/17/2019 22:53:26 |
1.15 |
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Six bats squished |
Bat Viscount |
12/17/2019 22:53:26 |
1.15 |
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Seven bats squished |
Bat Knight |
12/17/2019 22:53:26 |
1.15 |
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Eight bats squished |
Bat King |
12/17/2019 22:53:26 |
1.15 |
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Nine bats squished |
BATPRINCE |
12/17/2019 22:53:27 |
1.15 |
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The Acorn Dragon |
The NEXT game from Alexander In Uganda: Coming 2020 |
12/17/2019 22:53:27 |
1.15 |
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Tried to steal my clothes like you did your mother's! |
Rent Free! |
12/17/2019 22:53:27 |
0.93 |
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Play Hiscores! Gold in Chinese! |
China Lied, People Died! |
04/17/2020 21:31:31 |
0.93 |
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