| Stage | Level | XP | Unlockers | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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God Emperor Tumour | 1 | 100 | 21 |
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Sentient Tumour | 5 | 500 | 390 |
 |
Oh god why is it glowing now | 4 | 400 | 17 |
 |
That wasn't there before | 3 | 300 | 28 |
 |
You should get that looked at | 2 | 200 | 58 |
 |
Regular Tumour | 1 | 100 | 624 |