| Stage | Level | XP | Unlockers | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Rank: Joe's Arms and Armory Certified Representative | 1 | 100 | 38 |
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Rank: Colonel With a Lollipop | 5 | 500 | 433 |
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Rank: Doctor But Not the Medical Kind | 4 | 400 | 22 |
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Rank: Chief Engineer who Doesn't Read the Fine Print | 3 | 300 | 36 |
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Rank: Frog Captain with a Cool Hat | 2 | 200 | 74 |
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Rank: Ship AI who would Rather be Anywhere Else | 1 | 100 | 537 |