| Stage | Level | XP | Unlockers | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Not today! | 1 | 100 | 167 |
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Chaos is a Ladder | 5 | 500 | 2367 |
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A game gives a player his own name? | 4 | 400 | 109 |
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The things I do for love! | 3 | 300 | 233 |
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Stick it with the pointy end! | 2 | 200 | 582 |
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You know nothing! | 1 | 100 | 4686 |