| Stage | Level | XP | Unlockers | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Never trust a man wearing a bowtie. | 1 | 100 | 128 |
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This is Madness... | 5 | 500 | 1216 |
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Are you not entertained? | 4 | 400 | 50 |
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Put the glasses on or start eating that trash can! | 3 | 300 | 113 |
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Gatekeeper of the Gozer. | 2 | 200 | 384 |
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Pop quiz, hotshot. | 1 | 100 | 2571 |