| Stage | Level | XP | Unlockers | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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You Have Sparked the Technological Singularity | 1 | 100 | 39 |
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You Have Nearly Achieved Digital Enlightenment | 5 | 500 | 403 |
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Sixty Six Point Six Percent Perfect | 4 | 400 | 18 |
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You Are Always Living in The Future | 3 | 300 | 44 |
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Your Sophomore Jump is Always Easier | 2 | 200 | 153 |
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The First Time Ever You Jump Off of a Fine Building | 1 | 100 | 1237 |