Bow and pay tribute, unworthy one, to the genetic perfection that is Teleios. This statue has been erected by the Perfect One’s loyal minions, grateful for his genetic mastery and boundless genius. A being of towering intellect, and unparallel scientific accomplishment, Teleios has claimed this neighborhood as his own, and warns all who dare oppose him to leave forthwith, else end up as subject of Teleios’ next great experiment, and his latest inevitable biotechnology triumph!