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Hunted Hunted 1.22 10/17/2020 06:35:25
Simultaneously tracked by 20 hostiles.
Streaker Streaker 1.87 10/17/2020 06:28:32
Enter a main complex map at -5 or above as a naked core, and find an exit (do not have to remain naked).
Leap Before You Look Leap Before You Look 1.26 10/17/2020 06:22:01
Enter 10 unidentified exits.
Slippery One Slippery One 1.30 10/17/2020 06:19:17
Go from being tracked by 10 hostiles to having no pursuers without destroying any of them.
Watch This! Watch This! 1.86 10/17/2020 01:06:31
Sneak attack a Watcher and destroy it in one hit.
True Hacker True Hacker 1.23 02/15/2019 23:23:26
Install a Trojan().
10k Club 10k Club 1.04 02/15/2019 08:49:21
Earn 10,000 points.
Can't Touch This Can't Touch This 1.55 02/15/2019 08:49:18
Absorb 1,500 damage using shields.
Oh No You Don't! Oh No You Don't! 1.40 02/15/2019 08:48:08
Destroy a Saboteur before it succeeds.
Gun Specialist Gun Specialist 1.81 02/15/2019 08:47:49
Destroy 100 hostiles with at least 90% of damage dealt by guns.
Signature Confirmed Signature Confirmed 1.94 02/15/2019 08:46:23
Get scanned by a Researcher in Section 7.
Dangerous Findings Dangerous Findings 1.24 02/15/2019 08:40:55
Enter Research.
Dynamic Key Dynamic Key 0.96 02/15/2019 08:30:54
Use an Operator Data Core before it expires.
The Oracle The Oracle 1.32 02/15/2019 08:20:46
Find Data Miner.
Omniscient Cartographer Omniscient Cartographer 1.25 02/15/2019 02:08:38
Use an Imp. Terrain Scanner (or better) with Imp. Terrain Scan Processor (or better).
Unlikely Earthworm Unlikely Earthworm 0.69 02/15/2019 01:57:29
Get crushed by a cave-in.
Fist Fight Fist Fight 0.86 02/15/2019 01:54:54
Destroy a hostile by ramming.
Just Browsing Just Browsing 1.36 02/12/2019 20:59:42
Reach 25% gallery collection.
Gunslinger Gunslinger 1.67 02/12/2019 20:42:03
Destroy 3 robots with a single volley using secondary targeting.
Dramatic Entrance Dramatic Entrance 1.39 02/12/2019 20:38:45
With no hostiles in sight and no pursuers, destroy an enemy combat bot with explosives.
Signs Are For Wimps Signs Are For Wimps 1.55 02/10/2019 01:08:59
Enter Deep Caves.
Adventurer Adventurer 1.36 02/10/2019 01:08:59
Visit 2 special cave areas.
Alien Tech Alien Tech 1.43 02/10/2019 00:54:00
Attach or use an alien artifact.
Hey, That's Mine! Hey, That's Mine! 0.80 02/10/2019 00:54:00
Attack 5 Recyclers attempting to collect parts.
Part-time Excavator Part-time Excavator 1.36 02/09/2019 09:54:53
Use a melee weapon to dig through 10 walls or earth.
Librarian Librarian 0.65 02/09/2019 09:51:05
Hack 10 different Terminal records.
Novice Programmer Novice Programmer 0.54 02/09/2019 09:35:37
Hack 10 machines.
I Spy I Spy 1.00 02/09/2019 09:27:45
Use an Imp. Sensor Array (or better) with Imp. Signal Interpreter (or better).
Storm Trooper Storm Trooper 0.44 02/09/2019 08:57:23
Miss 5 shots in a row.
5k Club 5k Club 0.70 02/06/2019 01:45:56
Earn 5,000 points.
The More The Merrier The More The Merrier 0.92 02/06/2019 01:39:21
Have 5 allies.
Respectable Loadout Respectable Loadout 1.16 02/06/2019 01:38:15
Reach a peak rating of 100.
Significant Disruption Significant Disruption 0.88 02/06/2019 01:34:50
Raise alert high enough to trigger an assault dispatch.
Help From High Places Help From High Places 1.44 02/06/2019 01:33:24
Use the A8 code.
I'm Back, Baby! I'm Back, Baby! 1.05 02/06/2019 01:21:36
Exit Proximity Caves.
Backstab Backstab 0.83 02/06/2019 01:19:17
Murder a friendly NPC.
The One The One 0.94 02/06/2019 01:05:34
Get imprinted.
Robot Respite Robot Respite 0.85 02/06/2019 00:52:29
Reach the gates of Zion.
Tourist Tourist 0.66 02/06/2019 00:51:57
Visit 3 branch areas.
Please Form A Line Please Form A Line 0.69 02/05/2019 04:31:10
Hit 2 robots with a single projectile.
Serviceable Loadout Serviceable Loadout 0.72 02/04/2019 21:41:54
Reach a peak rating of 50.
More Dakka Please More Dakka Please 0.91 02/04/2019 21:13:52
Fire 10 kinetic projectiles in a single volley.
I Survived The Infestation I Survived The Infestation 0.85 02/04/2019 21:13:52
Escape Mines after an infestation.
System Compromised System Compromised 0.72 02/04/2019 21:13:52
Reach 10% system corruption.
Let's See Who's Tougher Let's See Who's Tougher 0.68 02/04/2019 21:13:52
Fire a launcher at an enemy at point blank range.
Oops Oops 0.65 02/04/2019 21:13:52
Attempt to fire a matter-consuming volley without enough matter.
Power Corrupts Power Corrupts 0.62 02/04/2019 21:13:52
Terminally corrupt a robot.
Troublemaker Troublemaker 0.60 02/04/2019 21:13:52
Cause a robot to call for help or reinforcements from a nearby Garrison.
Made in Tau Ceti IV Made in Tau Ceti IV 0.55 02/04/2019 21:13:52
Enter Factory.
One Hack Too Far One Hack Too Far 0.34 02/04/2019 21:13:52
Trigger an investigation by being traced to a Terminal.
Risk Taker Risk Taker 0.43 02/04/2019 21:13:51
Attach an unidentified prototype.
Loot Piñata Loot Piñata 0.44 02/01/2019 19:48:47
Destroy a Hauler.
Part-time Mechanic Part-time Mechanic 0.43 02/01/2019 19:45:10
Repair a part via Repair Station.
First Step to Greatness First Step to Greatness 0.38 02/01/2019 08:19:17
Get terminated.
Crack Shot Crack Shot 0.28 02/01/2019 08:17:46
Hit 10 shots in a row.
Uninvited Guest Uninvited Guest 0.28 02/01/2019 08:17:34
Be spotted by an Operator that then summons reinforcements from its Terminal.
Shopping List Shopping List 0.58 02/01/2019 08:17:17
Hack Hauler Manifests at a Terminal.

Locked achievements

Game Achievement Points
Close Call Close Call 0.93
Evolve after being reduced to less than 10% of core integrity.
Universal Adapter Universal Adapter 1.04
Use every form of propulsion across an entire run.
Hehehe Hehehe 1.52
Reprogram a trap using a Datajack.
Wheee! Wheee! 2.16
Manually trigger a Chute Trap.
It Was An Accident, I Swear It Was An Accident, I Swear 1.28
Destroy 10 machines in a single turn.
Treasure Hunter Treasure Hunter 1.97
Destroy 20 Haulers.
Use The Force Use The Force 1.05
Collect 100 matter via Tractor Beam.
Ooh, Shiny! Ooh, Shiny! 1.70
Attach 20 unidentified prototypes.
Z1$+NX3F=JRE3_ZNQR Z1$+NX3F=JRE3_ZNQR 2.00
Reach 50% system corruption.
Maybe Next Time I'll Detach My Launcher Maybe Next Time I'll Detach My Launcher 1.30
Misfire an explosive launcher.
Short-term Sacrifices Short-term Sacrifices 2.07
Escape a Stasis Trap with help from an explosion.
Just Shoot The Terminal Just Shoot The Terminal 2.42
Open a locked door by destroying its Terminal with an electromagnetic weapon.
Release The Drones! Release The Drones! 1.23
Have 6 drones at once.
Subspace Traveler Subspace Traveler 1.72
Find a way to teleport.
Quick And Dirty Quick And Dirty 1.20
Destroy 5 hostiles via explosions in a single turn.
It's Just You It's Just You 0.80
Cause a robot to meltdown.
Overkill Overkill 1.79
Fire 10 overloaded shots.
Batter Up Batter Up 2.09
Knock a hostile robot into an explosive machine via melee impact damage.
Deadly Force Deadly Force 1.67
Melee attack a hostile using 4 momentum.
Ambidextrous Ambidextrous 2.07
Destroy 2 hostiles with one melee volley.
No Explosion For You No Explosion For You 2.21
Shoot down a launcher projectile with a defensive utility.
Ride The Lightning Ride The Lightning 2.34
Use a Fabricator to destroy an enemy.
Party Time Party Time 1.13
Cause 3 active investigation squads at once.
My Command Is Your Wish My Command Is Your Wish 1.20
Build an ally via Fabricator.
Just What I Needed Just What I Needed 0.95
Build a part via Fabricator.
Safety First Safety First 0.99
Identify a prototype via Scanalyzer.
Armchair Analyst Armchair Analyst 1.40
Download 3 robot analyses from Terminals.
Everything Is Under Control Everything Is Under Control 0.65
Lower alert using a Terminal's Purge Threat hack.
GoHome() GoHome() 0.99
Use a Terminal to recall an active squad.
Brute Force Brute Force 1.56
Use a Force() hack.
Quantum Hacking Quantum Hacking 1.43
Set up a three-Terminal botnet.
A New Friend A New Friend 1.31
Rewire a robot.
Factory Defaults Factory Defaults 1.64
Reset a hostile robot using the reboot_system hack.
Error 47 Error 47 1.66
Cause a hostile robot's power to go critical with an overload_power or amplify_resonance hack.
Assimilation Complete Assimilation Complete 1.53
Assimilate a hostile robot using the format_system hack.
No Signal No Signal 1.45
Block an Alarm Trap transmission.
Total Silence Total Silence 1.27
Jam 10 distress signals or other communications.
Knowing Is Half The Battle Knowing Is Half The Battle 1.32
Enter 10 identified exits.
Can't Catch Me Can't Catch Me 1.55
Reach a speed of FASTx3, or 4 spaces per turn.
Cya! Cya! 1.51
Fly over a row of 3 robots.
Turtlemind Turtlemind 2.34
Have 2% or less core exposure.
Executioner Executioner 1.86
Have 7 weapon slots.
Perfect Aim Perfect Aim 2.42
Have +40% targeting accuracy for ranged weapons via utilities.
Cannon Specialist Cannon Specialist 2.64
Destroy 100 hostiles with at least 90% of damage dealt by cannons.
Launcher Specialist Launcher Specialist 2.64
Destroy 100 hostiles with at least 90% of damage dealt by launchers.
Melee Specialist Melee Specialist 2.64
Destroy 100 hostiles with at least 90% of damage dealt by melee weapons.
Shocking Conclusion Shocking Conclusion 2.42
Corrupt 50 hostiles.
Pyromaniac Pyromaniac 2.52
Cause 20 hostiles to meltdown.
Guerrilla Style Guerrilla Style 2.81
Trigger reprogrammed (or placed) traps on 30 hostiles.
Tank Tank 1.59
Reach a mass of 150.
Friend Of Zion Friend Of Zion 2.07
Summon 10 Zionite dispatches.
Heroic Deeds Heroic Deeds 1.97
Summon a Hero of Zion.
Whoosh! Whoosh! 1.97
Move with 4 overloaded hover or flight units.
Speed Demon Speed Demon 2.12
Reach a speed of 10 spaces per turn.
Supersonic Supersonic 2.51
Reach a speed of 20 spaces per turn.
Dodgeball, But With Guns Dodgeball, But With Guns 1.63
Reach 75% evasion.
Assassin Assassin 2.42
Sneak attack 15 active hostiles.
Sniper Sniper 1.86
Destroy a visible hostile from more than 20 spaces away with a gun or cannon.
Decoder Ring Decoder Ring 2.42
Obtain 50 pieces of intel from one or more 0b10 Decoder Chips.
Freeware Freeware 2.07
Receive 10 pieces of Zionite intel.
Prolific Hacker Prolific Hacker 1.48
Hack 50 machines.
Pwned Pwned 2.42
Hack 50 hostiles.
l33t h4x0r l33t h4x0r 2.64
Have +100% to hack success.
Maximum Efficiency Maximum Efficiency 1.79
Succeed at 10 hacks on a single Terminal.
root@ root@ 1.39
Succeed at 3 manual hacks on a single Terminal.
War Machine War Machine 2.22
Build 10 allied bots.
We Are Legion We Are Legion 1.58
Have 20 allies at once.
Beloved Beloved 2.21
Acquire 75 allies across an entire run.
Generalissimo Generalissimo 1.97
Oversee 75 ally kills across an entire run.
Collateral Damage Collateral Damage 1.74
Lose 1,000 points to friendly fire.
What Is This Thing? What Is This Thing? 1.91
Discover the use of Self-destruct Interrupters.
Deconstruction Deconstruction 1.78
Destroy a robot via core entropy.
Max Potential Max Potential 2.34
Fire a Potential Cannon.
Hard Hitter Hard Hitter 1.94
Inflict 200 damage against an enemy with one shot from a single weapon.
Sunderer Sunderer 2.42
Instakill an enemy with a Core Stripper.
Packrat Packrat 1.95
Carry 30 items in inventory.
Production Line Production Line 1.91
Build 10 parts.
Remodeling Remodeling 0.71
Destroy 200 walls with area of effect damage.
More Power To You More Power To You 1.77
Reach 75 energy generation.
Minesweeper Minesweeper 2.81
Extract 30 traps.
Superinsulated Superinsulated 1.91
Become immune to electromagnetic damage.
Back For More Back For More 1.76
Complete 50 runs.
20k Club 20k Club 1.48
Earn 20,000 points.
30k Club 30k Club 1.75
Earn 30,000 points.
40k Club 40k Club 2.00
Earn 40,000 points.
50k Club 50k Club 2.12
Earn 50,000 points.
This Is Interesting... This Is Interesting... 1.66
Reach 25% lore collection.
I Think I Know What's Going On I Think I Know What's Going On 2.04
Reach 50% lore collection.
I Was Wrong! I Was Wrong! 2.42
Reach 75% lore collection.
I Wish There Was More I Wish There Was More 0.00
Reach 100% lore collection.
Tester Tester 1.94
Reach 50% gallery collection.
Collector Collector 2.34
Reach 75% gallery collection.
Curator Curator 0.00
Reach 100% gallery collection.
Denied? Denied? 1.51
Enter Access.
\\IAMDERELICT \\IAMDERELICT 1.60
Enter Recycling via Storage.
Explorer Explorer 1.64
Visit 10 branch areas.
Great Explorer Great Explorer 2.64
Visit 35 areas.
Rockin' Loadout Rockin' Loadout 1.54
Reach a peak rating of 150.
Ultimate Loadout Ultimate Loadout 2.12
Reach a peak rating of 200.
Achiever Achiever 1.49
Earn 25% of achievements.
Overachiever Overachiever 2.16
Earn 50% of achievements.
Superachiever Superachiever 3.12
Earn 75% of achievements.
Perfect Achiever Perfect Achiever 0.00
Earn all other achievements.
Exterminator Exterminator 1.80
Destroy 15 Assembled in the Mines.
Killing Spree Killing Spree 1.78
Achieve a kill streak of 20 hostiles.
Preemptive Strike Preemptive Strike 1.57
Destroy a visible ARC before it deploys.
Left-hand Path Left-hand Path 3.12
Destroy all Cetus Guards without any help from allies.
Below Below 1.70
Visit and survive 2 Waste areas.
Rincewind Rincewind 0.00
Use at least 10 Transdimensional Reconstructors (any variant).
Boltbath Boltbath 2.16
Achieve a kill streak of 35 hostiles.
Torch Torch 2.16
Inflict 30,000 thermal damage across an entire run.
Magneto Magneto 2.81
Inflict 30,000 electromagnetic damage across an entire run.
Punisher Punisher 2.28
Inflict 30,000 kinetic damage across an entire run.
Gladiator Gladiator 2.51
Destroy 200 hostiles via melee.
Infiltrator Infiltrator 1.78
Enter and survive 2 Garrisons on a single floor.
Desperate Times Desperate Times 2.81
Enter a main complex map at -3 or above as a naked core with no inventory items, and find an exit (do not have to remain naked).
Monster Monster 2.00
Kill at least 20 inhabitants of Zion.
Equal Opportunity Bot Equal Opportunity Bot 2.42
Destroy 30 different classes of robot.
Giant Slayer Giant Slayer 2.12
Destroy 5 Behemoths.
Artifact Hunter Artifact Hunter 2.81
Attach or use 15 different alien artifacts.
Fearless Fearless 3.12
Enter a Garrison with below 10% core integrity and survive it.
Shutout Shutout 2.81
Seal, jam, or destroy all Garrison Access machines in Access.
WMD WMD 2.64
Destroy 100 robots in a single turn.
Rambo Rambo 2.34
Earn 10,000 bonus points for high alert combat kills.
Most Wanted Most Wanted 2.81
Trigger high security 4 times.
404 404 2.42
Destroy 4 Network Hubs and escape to the next floor.
Full Golem Full Golem 2.81
Become a complete Golem.
Traitor Traitor 3.12
Personally kill Warlord in his base and escape. Must initiate hostilities before incursion begins.
Curiosity Killed The Cat Curiosity Killed The Cat 1.81
Wait in Scrapyard until something interesting happens.
Woof! Woof! 2.17
Use the Behemoth hack given by the annoying Derelict.
Nope Nope 2.04
Spot a Fortress.
Origins Origins 1.92
Discover what you really are.
That's One Door That Should Stay Closed That's One Door That Should Stay Closed 2.08
Open the Deep Caves wall.
The Science Guy The Science Guy 1.76
Find Zhirov.
Exposed Exposed 2.81
Destroy Zhirov's Cloak Generator.
A Powerful Ally? A Powerful Ally? 1.60
Find Warlord.
Reappropriation Reappropriation 2.04
Use Data Miner's code to access Warlord Stash.
Prison Break Prison Break 1.61
Free A7.
Project G-00 Project G-00 2.00
Start the Cetus Manufacturing Module.
Main Advantage Main Advantage 2.04
Get the Cetus Mainframe code from A7.
Alien Roots Alien Roots 1.92
Use a Core Reset Matrix.
Rampage Rampage 2.22
Hack a protovariant.
False Reunion False Reunion 2.04
Find the live Sigix Warrior.
Big Bang Big Bang 2.81
Detonate the L2 Power Cell.
Meet Your Maker Meet Your Maker 2.12
Find MAIN.C.
Poison In The Code Poison In The Code 2.64
Hack MAIN.C with the Cetus Mainframe code.
Unlimited Data Unlimited Data 2.27
Interface with the Data Conduit.
Are We The Baddies? Are We The Baddies? 1.80
Kill Z-Imprinter.
Charge!!! Charge!!! 1.77
Escape Warlord's base with the counterattack.
Revising The Future Revising The Future 2.12
Meet Revision 17 in Cetus.
Anyone Home? Anyone Home? 2.27
Find and enter the hidden Lab.
Decrypted! Decrypted! 2.64
Decrypt A0 Command.
Revolutionary Research Revolutionary Research 2.42
Trigger Revision 17's attack on Research.
All-out Warlord All-out Warlord 2.12
Trigger Warlord's attack on Research.
Godhack Godhack 2.51
Hack God Mode using code from Data Miner.
Everyone Must Die Everyone Must Die 2.81
Join forces with the Sigix Warrior in its Exoskeleton.
Special Delivery Special Delivery 2.34
Deliver the SGEMP to Zhirov.
Corridor Of Doom Corridor Of Doom 2.34
Destroy all 4 of MAIN.C's guards.
void main() void main() 2.27
Destroy MAIN.C.
Sorry Old Pal Sorry Old Pal 2.51
Enable Zhirov to destroy MAIN.C.
Behind The Curtain Behind The Curtain 2.64
Find The Architect.
The Bigger They Are The Bigger They Are 3.12
Destroy The Architect.
Epsilon Run Epsilon Run 1.76
Win and escape to Epsilon Eridani.
Commander 0b11 Commander 0b11 2.42
Win and begin establishing 0b11.
Home At Last? Home At Last? 2.27
Win and rendezvous with the fleet.
Payload Armed Payload Armed 2.34
Win and nuke Complex 0b10 from orbit.
MAIN.CPP MAIN.CPP 2.51
Win and take control of Complex 0b10.
Stardust Stardust 3.12
Win and destroy Tau Ceti IV.
Planet Killer Planet Killer 3.12
Win and escape the artificial singularity.
Derelict Escape Derelict Escape 2.04
Win while imprinted.
Winner's Signature Winner's Signature 2.34
Win after being scanned by a Researcher in Section 7.
Data Run Data Run 2.64
Win after interfacing with the Data Conduit.
Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget 2.51
Win while only evolving utility slots.
Straight Shot Straight Shot 2.21
Win without visiting any branches.
Pacifist Pacifist 2.64
Win without destroying a single robot.
Speedrunner Speedrunner 2.64
Win in less than 2,000 turns.
Expert Speedrunner Expert Speedrunner 2.64
Win in less than 1,000 turns.
By A Hair By A Hair 2.81
Win with less than 5% of core integrity.
True Flier True Flier 2.51
Win without attaching any propulsion except flight.
Mad Max Mad Max 2.81
Win with 200 hostiles destroyed and without attaching any propulsion except wheels.
Victory By Combat Victory By Combat 2.34
Win with 400 hostiles destroyed.
Hardcore Hardcore 3.12
Win with 400 hostiles destroyed but no more than 4 utility slots.
Death Machine Death Machine 2.51
Win with 600 hostiles destroyed.
Partners In Destruction Partners In Destruction 0.00
Win fighting alongside the Warrior.
One Last FU One Last FU 2.64
Win after entering an Access garrison.
The Little Core That Could The Little Core That Could 2.81
Win without attaching any propulsion.
True Cogmind True Cogmind 2.81
Win 25 times.
Grand Amoeba Grand Amoeba 3.12
Win the Devolution challenge mode.
Look Ma, No Swapping! Look Ma, No Swapping! 3.12
Win the Fragile Parts challenge mode.
Unstoppable Unstoppable 3.12
Win the Gauntlet challenge mode.
Stunt Win Stunt Win 3.12
Win the Inhibited Evolution challenge mode.
I Don't Need Leftovers I Don't Need Leftovers 3.12
Win the No Salvage challenge mode.
Light Traveler Light Traveler 2.81
Win the Pure Core challenge mode.
This Only Looks Like Junk This Only Looks Like Junk 3.12
Win the Scavenger challenge mode.
Terminals Are For Geeks Terminals Are For Geeks 3.12
Win the Simple Hacker challenge mode.
Attach With Care Attach With Care 3.12
Win the Sticky Parts challenge mode.
Best of the Best Best of the Best 0.00
Win the Super Gauntlet challenge mode.
Master Trapper Master Trapper 3.12
Win the Trapped challenge mode.
Super Mutant Super Mutant 2.81
Win the Unstable Evolution challenge mode.

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