Jeu |
Succès |
Points |
Débloqué |
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You did it, mate! |
0,83 | 14/11/2020 15:05:30 |
Happy End! You're back in England with the Holy Grail! Your sexiness is up 40.65%. |
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Power Of Love (Christian Edition) |
0,83 | 14/11/2020 15:04:14 |
A force from above, cleaning your soul (better than soap). |
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Electromagnetism rules! |
0,83 | 14/11/2020 14:57:54 |
You have discovered the link between magnetism and electricity 6 centuries before Faraday & Maxwell. |
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Your carbon footprint is getting worse and worse |
0,83 | 14/11/2020 14:51:20 |
The whole Kingdom of France is burning and releasing tons of CO2 because of YOU! |
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Your mum is proud! |
0,83 | 11/11/2020 15:37:17 |
You put some cheap booze in the holiest and most expensive relic of the whole Christendom. |
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Pseudoscience enthusiast |
0,92 | 11/11/2020 15:34:55 |
You read all the alchemist book's content. All your chakras are now wide-open to the Universal Cosmic Energy. |
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Atonement with the Father |
0,83 | 11/11/2020 15:29:52 |
Hopefully, LucasArts & Disney's lawyers won't see this. |
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Pubescent girl |
0,83 | 11/11/2020 15:26:49 |
Girl, you'll be a woman soon! With hair under your arms. |
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You are proactive and corporate-minded! |
0,83 | 11/11/2020 15:19:29 |
You followed a boring business and marketing PowerPoint presentation. |
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You're NOT Jacques Brel, Monsieur! |
0,83 | 11/11/2020 14:50:08 |
You made French music even less popular worldwide! And Jacques Brel wasn't even French! |
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La Sainte Semi-Hard-On! |
0,83 | 11/11/2020 14:44:07 |
Come for the syphilis! Stay for the chastest and holiest sword of the whole Christendom! |
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Turn a monk into a nudist |
0,83 | 07/11/2020 22:31:52 |
Shameless show your faith by dropping your monk dress. |
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Not handsome enough to enter into a nightclub |
0,83 | 07/11/2020 22:28:55 |
Like in real life, the bouncers told you you look like a peasant. |
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This is a horrible Monkey Island plagiarism! |
0,80 | 07/11/2020 22:11:20 |
Another Twitter feud between Ron Gilbert and Jean-Baptiste starts... |
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Our souvenir shop is closed |
0,80 | 07/11/2020 22:10:28 |
Get rid of the tourist dudes. |
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Eat The Rich |
0,80 | 07/11/2020 22:09:31 |
Get rid of the French aristocrats. It's guillotine time! |
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Corrupt Church |
0,80 | 07/11/2020 22:08:19 |
Get rid of the Catholic priest and the horny nun. |
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Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm) |
0,67 | 07/11/2020 21:59:46 |
Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm), where all your sins are forgiven! |
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Bienvenue dans La France! |
0,60 | 07/11/2020 21:58:37 |
You've entered into the mysterious kingdom where all girls have hair under their arms. |