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1. When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
2. When life gives you lemons throw them at someone.
3. When life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.
4. When life gives you lemons, tuck them in your bra. Couldn’t hurt, might help.
5. When life gives you lemons, grab them and eat them before he decides to take them back.
6. When life gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make, super lemons.
7. When life gives you lemons, suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!”
8. When life gives you lemons sell them on Ebay.
9. When life gives you lemons, pucker up.
10. When life gives you lemons, it’s time to upgrade to a BMW.
11. When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.
12. When life gives you lemons, unless life also hands you some water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
13. When life gives you lemons, then you know you are protected from scurvy.
14. When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie.
15. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them on your fish and enjoy your meal.
16. When life hands you a lemon, say “Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?”

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Among Us	33	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5539787412	33	41.08	100
	Apex Legends	12	0.3813858330	2	0.73	16.7	0.2680930495	10	5.09	83.3
	BioShock Infinite	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1833254546	50	33.01	100
	Borderlands 2	50	0.8747303486	37	14.56	74	0.5000462532	13	12.11	26
	Borderlands 2 - Captain Scarlett and her Pirate's Booty	3	0.0045184484	1	0.00	33.3	0.5347095728	2	1.08	66.7
	Borderlands 2: Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary	6	0.4290849864	4	0.73	66.7	0.2587074041	2	0.85	33.3
	Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue’s Campaign of Carnage	3	0.0129852714	1	0.01	33.3	0.3662472963	2	0.97	66.7
	Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock’s Big Game Hunt	3	0.0059275045	1	0.01	33.3	0.4085516036	2	0.87	66.7
	Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep	10	0.5900325775	9	2.19	90	0.5251732469	1	0.53	10
	Borderlands 3	45	1.2432858944	40	22.76	88.9	0.4772495627	5	4.73	11.1
	Borderlands 3: Bounty of Blood	8	0.5768547654	8	1.85	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Borderlands 3: Designer's Cut	3	0.0055625057	1	0.01	33.3	0.2812192738	2	0.83	66.7
	Borderlands 3: Guns, Love, and Tentacles	8	0.4234265387	4	0.58	50	0.3865091205	4	2.22	50
	Borderlands 3: Moxxi's Heist of the Handsome Jackpot	7	0.3972903192	4	0.83	57.1	0.1852424443	3	0.94	42.9
	Borderlands 3: Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck	7	0.9726870656	7	4.96	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Borderlands GOTY	50	0.6841512918	30	12.43	60	0.2076796591	20	13.28	40
	Borderlands DLC: Claptrap’s New Robot Revolution	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7828359008	10	10.01	100
	Borderlands DLC: Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot	5	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8707993627	5	6.15	100
	Borderlands DLC: The Secret Armory of General Knoxx	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5572817922	10	8.91	100
	Borderlands DLC: The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned	5	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5277512670	5	3.21	100
	Borderlands GOTY Enhanced	80	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6245492697	80	93.64	100
	Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel	50	1.2457889318	27	17.58	54	0.5518267751	23	27.34	46
	Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009)	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1309212297	50	26.54	100
	Cities: Skylines	35	0.9778327346	1	0.98	2.9	0.1374079436	34	32.36	97.1
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0557436943	1	1.06	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	1.4441647530	128	96.15	87.1	0.9906920791	19	25.15	12.9
	Day of Defeat: Source	54	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6891251206	54	71.60	100
	Divinity: Original Sin (Classic)	63	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5454425812	63	75.70	100
	Divinity: Original Sin 2	97	0.4157488048	8	1.84	8.2	0.2705535293	89	77.95	91.8
	Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition	54	1.5124393702	38	33.23	70.4	0.4507248998	16	19.56	29.6
	Europa Universalis IV	190	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5282276869	190	307.79	100
	FINAL FANTASY IX	85	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3929294050	85	83.90	100
	FINAL FANTASY VII	36	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2070163786	36	33.21	100
	FINAL FANTASY XIII	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1974264979	35	32.44	100
	From The Depths	53	-1	0	0.00	1.9	0.9921590090	53-1	145.22	100
	Garry's Mod	29	0.1037829146	2	0.19	6.9	0.1068753898	27	26.69	93.1
	Hades	49	1.0093034506	49	30.30	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Half-Life 2	33	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2656870186	33	20.68	100
	Halo: The Master Chief Collection	84	-1	0	0.00	0	0.0824403986	84	90.97	100
	Killing Floor	285	-1	0	0.00	0.4	0.2371330708	285-1	362.71	100
	Killing Floor Mod: Defence Alliance 2	30	-1	0	0.00	0	2.8133437634	30	86.06	100
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.9385162592	6	2.73	5.9	0.1667307317	95	102.36	94.1
	Men of War: Assault Squad	110	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6776273847	110	197.84	100
	Path of Exile	127	1.8198639154	93	95.53	73.2	0.6881496906	34	47.77	26.8
	Portal	15	0.1843806952	1	0.18	6.7	0.2535158992	14	10.61	93.3
	Portal 2	51	0.1862899661	3	0.51	5.9	0.2237959951	48	31.16	94.1
	Project Winter	67	0.8999411464	9	5.81	13.4	0.6944400668	58	78.99	86.6
	Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered	57	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8270213604	57	119.91	100
	Red Faction: Guerrilla Steam Edition	60	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6506565809	60	108.22	100
	Robocraft	43	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9652757049	43	74.43	100
	SCP: Secret Laboratory	35	0.7362554669	7	3.57	20	0.4345228076	28	29.37	80
	Sid Meier's Civilization V	118	1.2874972820	36	16.11	30.5	0.4994909465	82	96.75	69.5
	Civilization V - Scenario Pack: Wonders of the Ancient World	15	0.0397647321	1	0.04	6.7	0.3210544884	14	16.67	93.3
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World	60	1.2490186691	6	4.17	10	0.5972598195	54	71.55	90
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods and Kings	51	0.4175936878	8	1.74	15.7	0.1814537048	43	59.24	84.3
	SMITE	319	1.1947221756	20	13.17	6.3	0.6642288566	299	440.58	93.7
	South Park The Fractured But Whole	35	0.7547206283	26	12.31	74.3	0.5866355300	9	7.84	25.7
	South Park™: The Stick of Truth™	50	0.9721924067	22	10.19	44	0.3644911051	28	24.29	56
	Synergy	1	-1	0	0.00	0	1.7827048302	1	1.78	100
	Team Fortress 2	520	0.8347591162	89	41.58	17.9	0.2238648534	431-4	321.95	82.1
	Terraria	115	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1271339804	115	75.86	100
	Titan Quest Anniversary Edition	76	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6279758811	76	131.83	100
	Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II	73	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6785197258	73	120.23	100
	Warhammer: Vermintide 2	26	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3422813416	26	22.25	100
	The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3356854618	52	46.52	100
	The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2029628754	52	33.54	100

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