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Concilio Calradi Concilio Calradi 0.90 06/13/2013 04:38:33
As a ruler have 3 vassals.
I dub thee I dub thee 1.00 06/13/2013 04:22:18
Promote one of your followers into a position of power.
Queen Queen 1.15 06/13/2013 04:22:17
As a female character, make your own faction.
Book Worm Book Worm 0.70 06/11/2013 22:12:03
Finish reading one book through the camping screen.
Empress Empress 1.61 06/11/2013 22:01:17
As a female character, become queen of all Calradia.
Manifest Destiny Manifest Destiny 1.61 06/11/2013 22:01:17
Assist your faction in conquering Calradia.
Autonomous Collective Autonomous Collective 1.00 06/01/2013 03:46:44
Be chosen as marshall.
Kingmaker Kingmaker 1.40 06/01/2013 02:34:16
Put a pretender on their rightful throne.
None Shall Pass None Shall Pass 0.69 05/30/2013 07:30:44
Successfully defend a castle.
The Bandit The Bandit 0.70 05/28/2013 12:53:47
Raid 3 caravans and raid 3 villages.
Calradian Tea Party Calradian Tea Party 0.77 05/28/2013 12:11:28
Make your own faction.
Medieval Emlak Medieval Emlak 0.76 05/28/2013 12:10:45
Become the owner of at least 5 fiefs.
Lady of the Lake Lady of the Lake 1.14 05/28/2013 09:39:24
As a female character, give a companion character a great sword.
Man Eater Man Eater 0.64 05/27/2013 05:31:45
Kill 50 men as a female character.
Talk of the town Talk of the town 0.72 05/27/2013 05:30:11
As a female character, raise your renown to 50.
Melee Master Melee Master 0.69 05/25/2013 09:45:11
Make one of your melee weapon skills 250.
Happily ever after Happily ever after 0.82 05/25/2013 09:42:17
Get Married.
Dexterous Dastard Dexterous Dastard 0.75 05/25/2013 07:27:11
Make one of your ranged weapon skills 250.
Bring out your Dead Bring out your Dead 0.85 05/24/2013 04:08:44
Get one of your healing skills to 5.
Migrating Coconuts Migrating Coconuts 0.64 05/24/2013 04:02:17
Visit every major town in Calradia.
Gambit Gambit 1.02 05/24/2013 03:31:11
Land a shot with a difficulty of 5 while using a throwing weapon.
Mountain Blade Mountain Blade 0.84 05/24/2013 03:05:47
Kill 10 parties of Mountain Bandits.
The Ranger The Ranger 0.92 05/24/2013 02:33:04
Have a 7 in one of the following skills or a 5 in two; Tracking, Path-finding, or Spotting.
Morale Leader Morale Leader 0.49 05/24/2013 02:25:48
Raise your soldiers' morale from low to excellent.
The Holy Hand Grenade The Holy Hand Grenade 1.04 05/24/2013 02:06:18
Kill 75 enemies with throwing weapons.
Might makes Right Might makes Right 0.54 05/24/2013 01:22:15
Get either two strength related skills to 5 or one to 7.
Calradian Army Knife Calradian Army Knife 0.77 05/24/2013 00:41:15
Kill 10 enemies with a throwing weapon's secondary function.
Sarranidian Nights Sarranidian Nights 0.57 05/24/2013 00:22:04
Camp in the Sarranid region of the map.
Agile Warrior Agile Warrior 0.68 05/23/2013 01:15:04
Get either two agility related skills to 5 or one to 7.
Art of War Art of War 0.69 05/23/2013 00:58:06
Have two of the following skills at a 5; Trainer, Tactics, Leadership, or Persuasion.
Trojan Bunny Maker Trojan Bunny Maker 0.94 05/23/2013 00:57:09
Get the engineering skill up to 5.
Mind on the Money Mind on the Money 0.83 05/23/2013 00:54:04
Have two of the following skills at a 5; Looting, Inventory Management, Trade, or Prisoner Management.
Gold Farmer Gold Farmer 0.74 05/23/2013 00:52:45
Amass a fortune of 100,000 denars.
Best served cold Best served cold 0.62 05/23/2013 00:33:57
Defeat 10 enemy parties in the snowy regions of Calradia.
Help Help I'm being Repressed Help Help I'm being Repressed 0.54 05/22/2013 22:22:14
Harass wandering peasants on the map.
Force of Nature Force of Nature 0.57 05/22/2013 20:23:55
You and your army have killed or wounded 5,000 enemy troops.
Holy Diver Holy Diver 0.47 05/22/2013 19:52:40
Kill or wound at least 500 enemies.
Knights of the Round Knights of the Round 0.52 05/22/2013 19:03:20
Recruit 6 hero characters.
Romantic Warrior Romantic Warrior 0.62 05/22/2013 18:06:15
Learn 3 poems from tavern bards.
Community Service Community Service 0.31 05/22/2013 17:08:43
Install and play one mod.
Royality Payment Royality Payment 0.46 05/21/2013 09:57:13
Be granted your first fief.
Abundant Feast Abundant Feast 0.37 05/21/2013 09:38:42
Eat 6 different types food concurrently.
Old dirty scoundrel Old dirty scoundrel 0.45 05/21/2013 09:02:36
Have a -50 relation with a lord, village, or faction.
Sold into Slavery Sold into Slavery 0.43 05/21/2013 08:42:37
Sell 5 people to the ransom broker.
Old school Sniper Old school Sniper 0.65 05/21/2013 08:31:30
Land a shot with a difficulty of 6 while using a crossbow.
Trick Shot Trick Shot 0.62 05/21/2013 08:31:30
Land a shot with a difficulty of 10 while using a bow and arrow.
Good Samaritan Good Samaritan 0.35 05/21/2013 08:02:06
Help a lord or party win a fight.
Talking helps Talking helps 0.36 05/21/2013 07:46:14
Engage in a conversation with a hero character through the party screen.
Khaaan! Khaaan! 0.70 05/21/2013 06:27:03
Kill 75 enemies with horse archery.
Medieval Times Medieval Times 0.40 05/21/2013 05:41:21
Enter and win a tournament.
Get up Stand up Get up Stand up 0.31 01/11/2013 01:53:21
Cleanse the town of bandits in the opening mission.
Look at the Bones! Look at the Bones! 0.74 04/29/2011 02:36:48
Face off against 100 enemies using custom battle mode.

Locked achievements

Game Achievement Points
This is our land This is our land 0.82
(MP) Your team successfully defended a castle in siege battle mode.
Spoil the charge Spoil the charge 1.33
(MP) Kill 50 cavalry while on foot, the enemy must be killed while mounted.
Harassing Horseman Harassing Horseman 1.54
(MP) Kill 100 people with mounted projectiles.
Throwing Star Throwing Star 1.27
(MP) Kill 25 people with throwing weapons.
Shish Kebab Shish Kebab 1.18
(MP) Perform 25 lance kills while mounted.
Every breath you take Every breath you take 0.77
(MP) In any multiplayer mode have more kills than deaths.
Choppy Chop Chop Choppy Chop Chop 0.90
(MP) Slay 50 foes with slashing weapons.
Mace in yer Face! Mace in yer Face! 1.26
(MP) Kill 25 foes with a blunt weapon.
The Huscarl The Huscarl 1.47
(MP) Kill 50 foes with throwing axes.
Ruin the Raid Ruin the Raid 1.43
(MP) Win in Conquest mode.
Glorious Mother Faction Glorious Mother Faction 0.93
(MP) Win a round of team deathmatch mode.
Elite Warrior Elite Warrior 1.13
(MP) Win a round of deathmatch mode.
Baron got back Baron got back 0.86
Win a battle against a lord or party who previously beat or captured you.
Got Milk? Got Milk? 0.80
Steal 3 cattle from a single village.
Heart Breaker Heart Breaker 1.26
Get a character to elope.
Sassy! Sassy! 0.91
As a female character get into a duel with male lord by insulting him.
The Golden Throne The Golden Throne 1.53
Rule all of Calradia!
Pugnascious D Pugnascious D 0.66
Pick a fight with a lord by insulting him or by challenging him to a duel.
Victum Sequens Victum Sequens 1.03
As a ruler conquer 10 towns or castles.
Last man standing Last man standing 0.82
(MP) Win one round in battle mode.
Son of Odin Son of Odin 1.53
You have completed the following achievements: Might makes Right, The Huscarl, Melee Master/Dexterous Dastard, and Holy Diver/Elite Warrior.
Iron Bear Iron Bear 1.49
You have completed the following achievements: Mace in yer Face!, Spoil the Charge, Agile Warrior, and This is our land.
Legendary Rastam Legendary Rastam 1.40
You have completed the following achievements: Abudant Feast, Mace in yer Face!, Sarranidian Nights, and Art of War/Melee Master.
Svarog the Mighty Svarog the Mighty 1.31
You have completed the following achievements: Might Makes Right, Choppy Chop Chop, Glorious Mother Faction, and Old school Sniper.
King Arthur King Arthur 1.12
You have completed the following achievements: Melee Master, Knights of the Round, Every breath you take, I dub thee/Good Samaritan.
Kassai Master Kassai Master 1.59
You have completed the following achievements: Trick Shot, Khaaan!, Agile Warrior, and Harassing Horseman.
Man Handler Man Handler 1.17
As a female character, Capture and sell three NPC lords.
Girl Power Girl Power 1.52
As a female character, help a female claimant reclaim her throne.

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