4060.3 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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Stick Savior | 0.39 | 03/07/2014 07:30:15 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. | ||||
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Shopaholic | 0.48 | 03/07/2014 07:00:02 |
| You have collected half of the available costume sets. | ||||
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Ass of Fire | 0.89 | 03/07/2014 06:43:09 |
| You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. | ||||
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More Popular Than Jesus | 0.38 | 03/07/2014 05:41:28 |
| You made friends with half of South Park. | ||||
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Too Far | 0.79 | 03/07/2014 04:36:14 |
| You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. | ||||
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Daddy Issues | 0.42 | 03/07/2014 03:41:19 |
| You befriended your father. | ||||
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Perverted | 0.94 | 03/07/2014 03:34:11 |
| You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. | ||||
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Elven Hero | 0.52 | 03/06/2014 21:44:59 |
| You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. | ||||
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Chinpoko loco | 0.38 | 03/06/2014 20:32:14 |
| You collected 15 Chinpokomon. | ||||
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Nonconformist | 0.32 | 03/06/2014 07:33:37 |
| You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. | ||||
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Weapon Proficiency | 0.27 | 03/06/2014 07:07:42 |
| Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. | ||||
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First Day in South Park | 0.27 | 03/06/2014 06:19:14 |
| You completed your first day in South Park. | ||||
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New Kid On The Block | 0.25 | 03/06/2014 05:37:12 |
| You have joined the KKK. | ||||
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Stay Down | 0.35 | 03/06/2014 05:30:01 |
| You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. | ||||
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Mastery | 0.28 | 03/06/2014 05:27:28 |
| You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. | ||||
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Skilled Defender | 0.24 | 03/06/2014 04:56:02 |
| Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. | ||||
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Poco Chinpoko | 0.22 | 03/06/2014 03:17:35 |
| You collected 5 Chinpokomon. | ||||
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Shutout | 0.23 | 03/06/2014 03:13:25 |
| You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. | ||||
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Made This for You | 0.36 | 03/06/2014 02:29:07 |
| You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. | ||||
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Perks! | 0.49 | 08/21/2013 20:20:04 |
| Unlock all the Perks | ||||
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25! | 0.57 | 08/21/2013 19:55:01 |
| Complete 25 tracks | ||||
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Cash Grab | 0.60 | 08/21/2013 19:31:25 |
| Get $10,000 in the bank | ||||
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A Survivor Is Born | 0.49 | 03/07/2013 06:28:19 |
| Complete the game. | ||||
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Clever Girl | 0.53 | 03/06/2013 22:25:52 |
| Purchase all skills in one category. | ||||
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Equalizer | 0.61 | 03/06/2013 22:05:26 |
| Kill 75 enemies with the rifle. | ||||
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Picky | 0.48 | 03/06/2013 09:25:13 |
| Loot 200 enemies. | ||||
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Boom Goes the Dynamite | 0.89 | 03/06/2013 09:13:15 |
| Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air. | ||||
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Opportunist | 0.42 | 03/06/2013 09:00:32 |
| Kill 25 unaware enemies. | ||||
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Down and Dirty | 0.50 | 03/06/2013 09:00:25 |
| Perform 15 finishers. | ||||
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Looking for Trouble | 0.56 | 03/06/2013 08:21:21 |
| Find 25% of GPS caches. | ||||
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Scrounger | 0.47 | 03/06/2013 08:16:12 |
| Collect 5000 pieces of salvage. | ||||
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Epic Fumble | 0.51 | 03/06/2013 07:55:29 |
| Force an enemy to drop dynamite that kills two people when exploding. | ||||
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Big Game Hunter | 0.47 | 03/06/2013 05:47:29 |
| Kill and loot 10 large animals (deer, boar, wolves). | ||||
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Relic Hunter | 0.47 | 03/06/2013 05:44:57 |
| Collect 25% of all relics. | ||||
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Predator | 0.40 | 03/06/2013 05:44:57 |
| Kill 50 enemies with the bow. | ||||
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Tastes Like Chicken! | 0.65 | 03/06/2013 00:50:51 |
| Kill and loot 10 small animals (rabbits, chickens, rats). | ||||
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Sharp Shooter | 0.40 | 03/06/2013 00:10:28 |
| Perform 50 headshot kills in the single player campaign. | ||||
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Bookworm | 0.40 | 03/06/2013 00:08:33 |
| Find 25% of all documents. | ||||
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One Smart Cookie | 0.38 | 03/05/2013 22:58:40 |
| Complete one optional tomb. | ||||
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Death from Above | 0.56 | 11/19/2012 05:15:46 |
| Stop Menendez once and for all. | ||||
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Dead or Alive | 0.57 | 11/19/2012 05:14:09 |
| Jailor or executioner. | ||||
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Late for the Prom | 0.55 | 11/19/2012 04:47:02 |
| Escort the president to the secure location in downtown LA. | ||||
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Sinking Star | 0.54 | 11/18/2012 08:33:41 |
| Interrogate Menendez. | ||||
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Deep Cover | 0.53 | 11/18/2012 08:04:28 |
| Capture Menendez. | ||||
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Ultimate Sacrifice | 0.60 | 11/18/2012 07:55:42 |
| Only one can survive. | ||||
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False Profit | 0.52 | 11/18/2012 07:39:17 |
| Capture Manuel Noriega and bring him to justice. | ||||
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Dirty Business | 0.61 | 11/18/2012 07:22:02 |
| Listen and think before you shoot. | ||||
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What Happens in Colossus... | 0.51 | 11/18/2012 07:06:12 |
| Find the Karma weapon. | ||||
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Waterlogged | 0.49 | 11/18/2012 03:23:59 |
| Gather information on Raul Menendez' suspected terrorist plot. | ||||
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Driven by Rage | 0.46 | 11/18/2012 02:51:31 |
| Take down Menendez and his operation. | ||||