3.5 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Blink 2000 times for yes | 1.31 | 10/15/2016 22:48:08 |
| Blink 2000 times | ||||
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Slow down dude! | 1.41 | 10/15/2016 22:43:30 |
| Drove 150 km per hour | ||||
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Stairway to the living room | 1.25 | 10/15/2016 22:35:28 |
| Didn't fall down the stairs | ||||
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Skip right to the action | 1.08 | 10/15/2016 22:08:03 |
| Skipped a cinematic | ||||
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Good job, Sam! | 1.30 | 10/15/2016 22:00:57 |
| Complete Story Mode Single Player | ||||
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Character-driven story | 1.34 | 10/15/2016 22:00:36 |
| Didn't skip any cinematics | ||||
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No Refunds! | 1.26 | 10/15/2016 22:00:36 |
| Complete Level 8 | ||||
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No Child Left Behind | 1.18 | 10/15/2016 21:32:08 |
| Complete Level 7 | ||||
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...then blew it up | 1.41 | 10/15/2016 21:21:25 |
| Blow up Tony | ||||
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All in a day's work | 1.14 | 10/15/2016 21:13:11 |
| Complete Level 6 | ||||
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OK Papa | 1.06 | 10/15/2016 20:59:19 |
| Complete Level 5 | ||||
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Wordsmith | 1.41 | 10/15/2016 20:54:03 |
| Spoke perfectly | ||||
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CarPoolin' | 1.00 | 10/15/2016 20:51:50 |
| Complete Level 4 | ||||
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Bad Everything Day | 0.94 | 10/15/2016 20:35:29 |
| Complete Level 3 | ||||
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Treat yourself twice a day | 1.14 | 10/15/2016 20:34:22 |
| Drink two cups of coffee | ||||
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To hell with Hell | 0.87 | 10/15/2016 20:23:16 |
| Complete Level 2 | ||||
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Feces Happen | 0.85 | 10/15/2016 20:17:27 |
| Complete Level 1 | ||||
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Made Tony open a cafe... | 1.03 | 10/15/2016 20:15:57 |
| Tip Tony | ||||
| Game | Achievement | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|
|
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Take my breath away | 1.85 |
| Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times | |||
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RoboCorpse | 1.82 |
| Kill every robot | |||
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Good job, Sams! | 1.85 |
| Complete Story Mode Co-Op | |||
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Bronze before Brains | 2.06 |
| Get bronze or higher on every time trial | |||
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Silver Spoon in his Mouth | 2.08 |
| Get silver or higher on every time trial | |||
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Golden Furniture | 2.09 |
| Get gold on every time trial | |||
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HOLY FECES! | 2.11 |
| Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel | |||
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Hippie Boy | 1.79 |
| Went to work without shoes | |||
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Piss Perfect | 1.36 |
| Made no stains on yourself | |||
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#hashtag | 1.99 |
| Found every hashtag | |||